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Do you have a bathroom here? I'd really like to die
on an empty bladder. Yeah. I have a bathroom. Maybe before you straight up
murder yourself, go in there. What? Time travel? Why?
Why would I do that? Why would I wanna go back
to yesterday? Yesterday was shit, too,
let me tell you. Okay? I do not wanna fuckin' do that. I do not wanna go back there. That would be a really, really,
really big mistake, you know? I'm just such a fucking loser.
I'm such a fucking sad sack. Why are you so nice to me?
Why are you so nice to me? You tip decent. I do tip well. I'm just gonna… 'Cause I don't wanna ruin
my nails. Okay. - Just get it right.
- Okay. Look… look up
on an empty bladder. Yeah. I have a bathroom. Maybe before you straight up
murder yourself, go in there. What? Time travel? Why?
Why would I do that? Why would I wanna go back
to yesterday? Yesterday was shit, too,
let me tell you. Okay? I do not wanna fuckin' do that. I do not wanna go back there. That would be a really, really,
really big mistake, you know? I'm just such a fucking loser.
I'm such a fucking sad sack. Why are you so nice to me?
Why are you so nice to me? You tip decent. I do tip well. I'm just gonna… 'Cause I don't wanna ruin
my nails. Okay. - Just get it right.
- Okay. Look… look up
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Do you have a bathroom here?
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I'd really like to die
on an empty bladder.
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Yeah. I have a bathroom.
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Maybe before you straight up
murder yourself, go in there.
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What? Time travel? Why?
Why would I do that?
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Why would I wanna go back
to yesterday?
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Yesterday was shit, too,
let me tell you. Okay?
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I do not wanna fuckin' do that.
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I do not wanna go back there.
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That would be a really, really,
really big mistake, you know?
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I'm just such a fucking loser.
I'm such a fucking sad sack.
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Why are you so nice to me?
Why are you so nice to me?
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You tip decent.
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I do tip well.
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I'm just gonna…
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'Cause I don't wanna ruin
my nails.
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Okay.
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- Just get it right.
- Okay.
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Look… look up.
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Movie Summary
What would you do if you could travel to your loved ones' past, heal their traumas, fix their problems, and change them into the perfect partner?
