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Death, who takes the form of a young man killed in an accident, asks a media mogul to act as his guide to teach him about life on Earth and, in the process, he falls in love with the mogul's daughter.

Director: Martin Brest
Writer: Ron Osborn, Jeff Reno, Kevin Wade
Production: N/A
Year: 1998
MetaScore: 43/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: $44,619,100
Released: 13 Nov 1998
Awards: 3 wins & 6 nominations
You're the poison Drew - Meet Joe Black 00:55 You're the poison Drew You're not in your right place mister - Meet Joe Black 03:05 You're not in your right place mister You're free You're free to I - Meet Joe Black 00:21 You're free You're free to I You want me to be your guide - Meet Joe Black 00:11 You want me to be your guide You waitin' here to take us - Meet Joe Black 00:19 You waitin' here to take us You know I was thinking I don't want you to be my doctor - Meet Joe Black 02:36 You know I was thinking I don't want you to be my... You know about money don't you It can't buy happiness - Meet Joe Black 00:09 You know about money don't you It can't buy... You are - Meet Joe Black 00:54 You are Who is you Did you tell her who you are - Meet Joe Black 00:35 Who is you Did you tell her who you are I don't know Lightning could strike - Meet Joe Black 00:07 I don't know Lightning could strike When I introduce you if I say who you are - Meet Joe Black 00:11 When I introduce you if I say who you are What do we do now - Meet Joe Black 00:19 What do we do now Well now it's undone okay - Meet Joe Black 00:58 Well now it's undone okay Thank you for loving me - Meet Joe Black 00:11 Thank you for loving me So you're a one girl guy Yes I am - Meet Joe Black 00:15 So you're a one girl guy Yes I am So tell me Joe - Meet Joe Black 00:41 So tell me Joe Should I be afraid - Meet Joe Black 00:15 Should I be afraid Say you and I if we were married I would No for an example okay - Meet Joe Black 00:27 Say you and I if we were married I would No for an example... Mr Bad News 'Bout time you show up - Meet Joe Black 01:54 Mr Bad News 'Bout time you show up Listen could I buy you a cup of coffee - Meet Joe Black 01:05 Listen could I buy you a cup of coffee I've felt loved and that's all that matters - Meet Joe Black 00:16 I've felt loved and that's all that matters It's not what you say about Drew It's what you don't say - Meet Joe Black 01:31 It's not what you say about Drew It's what you... It's hard to let go isn't it - Meet Joe Black 01:02 It's hard to let go isn't it It's hard to let go isn't it - Meet Joe Black 00:19 It's hard to let go isn't it It nice it happen to you - Meet Joe Black 01:00 It nice it happen to you I would like it if we were friends - Meet Joe Black 00:17 I would like it if we were friends I wish you - Meet Joe Black 00:13 I wish you I want you to levitate I want you to - Meet Joe Black 00:16 I want you to levitate I want you to I thought I was gonna sneak away tonight No - Meet Joe Black 01:11 I thought I was gonna sneak away tonight No I remember when you were little girls and uh - Meet Joe Black 00:11 I remember when you were little girls and uh I get what - Meet Joe Black 01:27 I get what I don't care Bill I love her - Meet Joe Black 00:51 I don't care Bill I love her How's your work going I mean elsewhere - Meet Joe Black 00:46 How's your work going I mean elsewhere Hello - Meet Joe Black 03:01 Hello Easy Bill You'll give yourself a heart attack - Meet Joe Black 00:14 Easy Bill You'll give yourself a heart attack Drew make no mistake Should you choose to test my resolve in this matter - Meet Joe Black 00:22 Drew make no mistake Should you choose to test my resolve in... Don't blow smoke up my ass You'll ruin my autopsy - Meet Joe Black 00:07 Don't blow smoke up my ass You'll ruin my autopsy Do you like making love with me - Meet Joe Black 00:28 Do you like making love with me Do you like me Joe - Meet Joe Black 00:12 Do you like me Joe But what - Meet Joe Black 01:03 But what But love is passion - Meet Joe Black 00:49 But love is passion But Allison loves you - Meet Joe Black 00:29 But Allison loves you Who knows Lightning could strike - Meet Joe Black Who knows Lightning could strike I want you to sing with rapture and dance like a dervish - Meet Joe Black I want you to sing with rapture and dance like a dervish What do we do now - Meet Joe Black What do we do now Drew make no mistake Should you choose to test my resolve in this matter - Meet Joe Black 00:22 Drew make no mistake Should you choose to test my resolve in... Hello I'm Joe Black - Meet Joe Black 00:07 Hello I'm Joe Black If food is the prose of poetry - Meet Joe Black 00:19 If food is the prose of poetry I should have my head examined again - Meet Joe Black 00:07 I should have my head examined again Wake up and smell the thorns - Meet Joe Black 00:10 Wake up and smell the thorns I don't think this is the lightning you're looking for - Meet Joe Black 00:12 I don't think this is the lightning you're looking... You got enough nice pictures - Meet Joe Black 00:09 You got enough nice pictures That was wonderful - Meet Joe Black 00:32 That was wonderful Tell me who you are - Meet Joe Black 00:17 Tell me who you are Happy birthday Bill - Meet Joe Black 00:09 Happy birthday Bill What do you want - Meet Joe Black 00:15 What do you want My mom always said you could set your heart by that clock - Meet Joe Black 00:12 My mom always said you could set your heart by that clock It's utter chaos around here - Meet Joe Black 00:25 It's utter chaos around here How are you doing - Meet Joe Black 00:30 How are you doing You're at the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong woman - Meet Joe Black 00:08 You're at the wrong place at the wrong time with the... I remember when you were little girls - Meet Joe Black 00:11 I remember when you were little girls You want me to be your guide - Meet Joe Black 00:10 You want me to be your guide Some kind of elaborate practical joke - Meet Joe Black 00:38 Some kind of elaborate practical joke You're not in your right place - Meet Joe Black 00:42 You're not in your right place Why at this juncture are you letting yourself be so concerned by business matters - Meet Joe Black 00:32 Why at this juncture are you letting yourself be so... Don't blow smoke up my ass - Meet Joe Black 00:16 Don't blow smoke up my ass Could I buy you a cup of coffee - Meet Joe Black 00:27 Could I buy you a cup of coffee So you're a one girl guy - Meet Joe Black 00:16 So you're a one girl guy It will come to us - Meet Joe Black 00:14 It will come to us I want you to sing with rapture and dance like a dervish - Meet Joe Black 00:11 I want you to sing with rapture and dance like a dervish All those things you told me to wait for - Meet Joe Black 00:13 All those things you told me to wait for You waiting here to take us - Meet Joe Black 00:20 You waiting here to take us She doesn't know who you are - Meet Joe Black 00:34 She doesn't know who you are You're Death - Meet Joe Black 00:27 You're Death When I introduce you - Meet Joe Black 00:11 When I introduce you I would like it if we were friends - Meet Joe Black 00:17 I would like it if we were friends The truth is joining John Bontecou is every bit as certain as death and taxes - Meet Joe Black 00:16 The truth is joining John Bontecou is every bit as certain... How come a man as attractive - Meet Joe Black 00:41 How come a man as attractive So there's nothing you don't know about each other - Meet Joe Black 00:21 So there's nothing you don't know about each other

Cast

Joe Black - Brad Pitt
William Parrish - Anthony Hopkins
Susan Parrish - Claire Forlani
Drew - Jake Weber