"Meet Joe Black" quotes

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Death, who takes the form of a young man, asks a media mogul to act as a guide to teach him about life on Earth, and in the process, he falls in love with his guide's daughter.

Director: Martin Brest
Writer: Ron Osborn, Jeff Reno, Kevin Wade
Production: N/A
Year: 1998
MetaScore: 43/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: $44,619,100
Released: 13 Nov 1998
Awards: 3 wins & 6 nominations

57 Clips

I've felt loved - Meet Joe Black 00:29
I've felt loved
It's utter chaos around here - Meet Joe Black 00:28
It's utter chaos around here
It's not what you say about Drew - Meet Joe Black 03:11
It's not what you say about Drew
It's hard to let go - Meet Joe Black 00:18
It's hard to let go
It will come to us - Meet Joe Black 00:15
It will come to us
If food is the prose of poetry - Meet Joe Black 00:30
If food is the prose of poetry
I would like it if we were friends - Meet Joe Black 00:23
I would like it if we were friends
I want you to sing with rapture and dance like a dervish - Meet Joe Black 00:18
I want you to sing with rapture and dance like a dervish
I want you to know how much I love you - Meet Joe Black 01:28
I want you to know how much I love you
I thought I was going to sneak away tonight - Meet Joe Black 01:36
I thought I was going to sneak away tonight
I should have my head examined again - Meet Joe Black 00:14
I should have my head examined again
I remember when you were little girls - Meet Joe Black 00:19
I remember when you were little girls
I loved Susan from the moment she was born - Meet Joe Black 01:18
I loved Susan from the moment she was born
I don't want you to be my doctor - Meet Joe Black 00:42
I don't want you to be my doctor
I don't think this is the lightning you're looking for - Meet Joe Black 00:18
I don't think this is the lightning you're looking for
You're the poison - Meet Joe Black 02:27
You're the poison
You're one of my favorites - Meet Joe Black 00:12
You're one of my favorites
You're not in your right place - Meet Joe Black 01:39
You're not in your right place
You're not Death - Meet Joe Black 00:16
You're not Death
You're at the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong woman - Meet Joe Black 00:29
You're at the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong...
You want me to be your guide - Meet Joe Black 00:16
You want me to be your guide
You waiting here to take us - Meet Joe Black 00:23
You waiting here to take us
How do you know - Meet Joe Black 00:26
How do you know
How come a man as attractive - Meet Joe Black 00:25
How come a man as attractive
How are you doing - Meet Joe Black 01:12
How are you doing
Don't blow smoke up my ass - Meet Joe Black 00:17
Don't blow smoke up my ass
Do you love making love to me - Meet Joe Black 00:18
Do you love making love to me
Do you know about money - Meet Joe Black 00:16
Do you know about money
Death and Taxes - Meet Joe Black 00:15
Death and Taxes
Could I buy you a cup of coffee - Meet Joe Black 00:50
Could I buy you a cup of coffee
But the truth is - Meet Joe Black 01:15
But the truth is
'Bout time you show up - Meet Joe Black 02:05
'Bout time you show up
Are you threatening me - Meet Joe Black 01:27
Are you threatening me
And you want to stay - Meet Joe Black 00:23
And you want to stay
All those things you told me to wait for - Meet Joe Black 00:31
All those things you told me to wait for
You got enough nice pictures - Meet Joe Black 00:13
You got enough nice pictures
You could have known my father - Meet Joe Black 00:13
You could have known my father
'Yes' is the answer to your question - Meet Joe Black 01:31
'Yes' is the answer to your question
Why at this juncture are you letting yourself be so concerned by business matters - Meet Joe Black 01:23
Why at this juncture are you letting yourself be so...
When I introduce you - Meet Joe Black 00:25
When I introduce you
What do you want - Meet Joe Black 00:16
What do you want
What do you mean - Meet Joe Black 01:49
What do you mean
Wake up and smell the thorns - Meet Joe Black 00:13
Wake up and smell the thorns
Then what is it - Meet Joe Black 02:01
Then what is it
That was wonderful - Meet Joe Black 00:38
That was wonderful
Thank you for loving me - Meet Joe Black 00:12
Thank you for loving me
Tell me who you are - Meet Joe Black 00:36
Tell me who you are
Tell me you love me now - Meet Joe Black 00:15
Tell me you love me now
Some kind of elaborate practical joke - Meet Joe Black 03:44
Some kind of elaborate practical joke
So you're a one girl guy - Meet Joe Black 00:22
So you're a one girl guy
So there's nothing you don't know about each other - Meet Joe Black 00:26
So there's nothing you don't know about each other
Should I be afraid - Meet Joe Black 00:15
Should I be afraid
Should you choose to test my resolve in this matter - Meet Joe Black 00:43
Should you choose to test my resolve in this matter
She doesn't know who you are - Meet Joe Black 01:46
She doesn't know who you are
My mom always said you could set your heart by that clock - Meet Joe Black 00:19
My mom always said you could set your heart by that clock
Love is passion - Meet Joe Black 01:38
Love is passion
Lightning could strike - Meet Joe Black 01:02
Lightning could strike

Cast

Joe Black - Brad Pitt
William Parrish - Anthony Hopkins
Susan Parrish - Claire Forlani
Drew - Jake Weber
Eddie Sloane - David S. Howard
Jamaican Woman - Lois Kelly-Miller
Jamaican Woman's Daughter - Jahnni St. John
Jennifer - Diane Kagan
Helen - June Squibb
Construction Foreman - Gene Canfield
Florist - Suzanne Hevner
Electrician - Steve Coats
Madeline (as Madeline N. Balmaceda) - Madeline Balmaceda
Drew's Secretary - Julie Lund
Boardmember - Kay Gaffney
Boardmember - Anthony Kane
Boardmember - Joe H. Lamb
Boardmember - Robert C. Lee
Boardmember (as Jim McNickle) - Jim Taylor McNickle
Boardmember - Hardy Phippen Jr.
Hospital Receptionist (as Stephen Adly-Guirgis) - Stephen Adly Guirgis
Party Waiter - Leo Marks
Party Guest - Michelle Youell
Party Guest - Gene Leverone
Van Winkle Tent Man - Eric Bruno Borgman
Party Guest / Dancer - Kadrolsha Ona Carole
Party Guest - Greg Chopoorian
Party Guest / Dancer - Don Dailey
Party Guest - Brian Eggleston
Construction Worker - Carl Landi
Lady at Party - Rana Morrison
Construction Worker - Glenn Phillips
Party Guest - Dale Resteghini
Driver - Nick Stellate
Worker - J.T. Turner