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Mr Bad News 'Bout time you show upDon't be feisty sisterI'm not feisty misterYou come for me That's good newsNo I come to see the doctorDoctor Mm hmmWhat could be wrong with you Nothin'Ohh You come to

Can't do no right by people. Come to take you, you want to stay. Leave you stay, you want...

Meet Joe Black • 1998

Jamaican Woman:
Mr. Bad News. 'Bout time you show up.Joe Black:Don't be feisty, sister.Jamaican Woman:I'm not feisty, mister. You come for me? That's good news.Joe Black:No, I come to see the doctor.Jamaican Woman:Doctor?Joe Black:Mm-hmm.Jamaican Woman:What could be wrong with you?Joe Black:Nothin'.Jamaican Woman:Ohh. You come to see doctor lady?Joe Black:Yeah, man.Jamaican Woman:My doctor lady?Joe Black:Mine too, you know.Jamaican Woman:You're in love?Joe Black:Jamaican Woman:You're loved back?Joe Black:Jamaican Woman:She know your real self?Joe Black:She know how she feel.Jamaican Woman:Backside! What the hell kind of business this is?Joe Black:Don't need you okayin'.Jamaican Woman:Schoolboy things in your head. Badness for you. Badness for her. Badness for me, lyin' here, tumor big as a breadfruit, poisonin' me inside, and waitin'.Joe Black:Bring you flowers, and all I's gettin' is aggravation.Jamaican Woman:The only flowers I want to see... is the ones over my peaceful self resting in the dirt.Joe Black:Can't do no right by people. Come to take you, you want to stay. Leave you stay, you want to go. Rahtid

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Mr Bad News 'Bout time you show up

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Don't be feisty sister

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I'm not feisty mister

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You come for me That's good news

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No I come to see the doctor

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Doctor Mm hmm

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What could be wrong with you Nothin'

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Ohh You come to see doctor lady

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Yeah man My doctor lady

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Mine too you know

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You're in love

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You're loved back

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She know your real self

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She know how she feel Backside

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What the hell kind of business this is

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Don't need you okayin'

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Schoolboy things in your head Badness for you

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Badness for her

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Badness for me lyin' here

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tumor big as a breadfruit

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poisonin' me inside and waitin'

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Bring you flowers and all I's gettin' is aggravation

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The only flowers I want to see

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is the ones over my peaceful self resting in the dirt

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Can't do no right by people Come to take you you want to stay

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Leave you stay you want to go Rahtid

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حامل الأنباء السيئة هل حان الوقت

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لا تكوني متشائمة يا اخت

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لست كذلك

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هل حضرت لأجلي سيكون هذا خبر جيد

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لا حضرت لرؤية الطبيبة

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الطبيبة

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وما علتك لا شئ

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حضرت لأجلها إذا

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طبيبتي

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وطبيبتي أيضا

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أتحبها

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وهل تحبك هي

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هل تعرف حقيقتك

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انها تعرف ما تشعر به الجانب الأخر

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ما الذى تفعله بحق الجحيم

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لا تتدخلي

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ان ما تفعله مثل المراهقين وهذا سئ لك

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وسئ لها

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سئ لى ان ارقد هنا

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اعانى من ورم كبير

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يسمم جسمى من الداخل وانتظر النهاية

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احضرت لك زهورا ومع ذلك انت منزعجة

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الأزهار التى اريدها

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هى التى ستلقى على عندما ارقد بسلام فى قبرى

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لا اعرف ماذا افعل مع البشر

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لا يعجبكم البقاء ولا يعجبكم الرحيل

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M Mauvaises Nouvelles Ce n'est pas trop tôt

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Ne soyez pas impolie

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Je ne le suis pas

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Vous êtes là pour moi Bonnes nouvelles

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Je suis là pour le docteur

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Vous êtes malade vous Non

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Vous venez pour le docteur femme

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Oui Mon docteur

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Le mien aussi

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Vous l'aimez

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Elle vous le rend

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Elle sait qui vous êtes

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Elle sait ce qu'elle ressent Sapristi

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En voilà une histoire tordue

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Pas besoin de votre permission

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Ces trucs de collégiens c'est mauvais pour vous

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Mauvais pour elle

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Et mauvais pour moi couchée

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avec une tumeur comme un fruit à pain

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qui m'empoisonne

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J'apporte des fleurs et on me traite mal

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Les seules fleurs que je veux

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c'est celles qu'on mettra sur la terre de mon repos éternel

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Vous êtes jamais contents Quand j'arrive vous voulez vivre

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Quand je viens pas vous voulez mourir

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Mr Schlechte Neuigkeiten Es ist Zeit daß Sie kommen

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Seien Sie nicht voreilig

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Das bin ich nicht

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Kommen Sie wegen mir Das sind gute Neuigkeiten

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Nein ich komme wegen der Ärztin

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Der Ärztin

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Was könnte an Ihnen nicht stimmen Nichts

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Sie kommen um die Ärztin zu sehen

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Ja Meine Ärztin

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Sie ist auch meine

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Sind Sie verliebt

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Ist sie das auch

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Weiß sie wer Sie sind

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Sie weiß was sie fühlt Wer's glaubt

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Was ist das für eine Angelegenheit

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Ich brauche nicht Ihre Erlaubnis

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Solche Hirngespinste sind schlecht für Sie

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Sind schlecht für die Ärztin

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Sind schlecht für mich die ich hier liege

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mit einem Riesentumor

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der mich von innen vergiftet

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und warte

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Ich bringe Ihnen Blumen und bekomme nur Ärger

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Die einzigen Blumen die ich sehen will

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sind die die auf meinem Grab ruhen werden

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Ich kann es den Leuten nie recht machen Wenn ich sie hole wollen sie bleiben

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Lasse ich euch wollt ihr sterben Rahtid

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Ya era hora de llegá

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No sea dejcará bieja

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No toy siendo dejcará siñó

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Binite por mí Cuánto mi alegro

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No bine a bé al dotó

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Al dotó

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Qué ti pué pasá

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Ná

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Binite a bé a la mujé dotó

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Sí bieja

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Mi mujé dotó

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Mía también tú sabe

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Tá enamorao

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Ella también

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Sabe quién ere

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Sabe lo que siente

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Caca

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Qué clase de negosio é ete

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No meta la ñata

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Ta soñando con pajarito

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Malo pa'ti malo pa'ella

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malo pa'mí metía aquí

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con un tumó como un mamey enbenenándome po' dentro

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y ejperando

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Te traigo flore y me gané un regaño

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La única flore que quiero bé

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son la de mi tumba cuando ya esté enterrá

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Con usté nadie gana

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Si le bengo a buscá se quien quedá Si le dejo se quien dir

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No 'tás en tu lugá siñó

Available in 5 languages

Duration

113 seconds

Views

1,780

Timestamp in Movie

01:59:40

Uploaded

Nov 17, 2022

Genres

drama, fantasy, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,City Light Films

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Movie Summary

Death, who takes the form of a young man killed in an accident, asks a media mogul to act as his guide to teach him about life on Earth and, in the process, he falls in love with the mogul's daughter.

Actors

Jamaican Woman

Lois Kelly-Miller

Joe Black