Meet the Fockers quotes

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Having given permission to male nurse Greg Focker to marry his daughter, ex-CIA man Jack Byrnes and his wife travel to Miami to Greg's parents, who this time around are Mr. and Mrs. Focker, who are as different from them as can be. As asked in the first movie, what sort of people name their son Gaylord M. Focker?

Director: Jay Roach
Writer: Greg Glienna (characters), Mary Ruth Clarke (characters), Jim Herzfeld (story), Marc Hyman (story), Jim Herzfeld (screenplay), John Hamburg (screenplay)
Production: Tribeca Productions
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 41/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $279,261,160
Released: 22 Dec 2004
Awards: 2 wins & 7 nominations.


63 Clips & Quotes

I don't care if they did call you Larry Poppins - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 05:25 I don't care if they did call you Larry Poppins You are completely unfit to handle a child - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 05:25 You are completely unfit to handle a child Do you know what that is - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:58 Do you know what that is We use the Focker method - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:33 We use the Focker method We Fockerized him - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:33 We Fockerized him What happened last night - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:39 What happened last night I don't like what I'm seeing from these Fockers - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:26 I don't like what I'm seeing from these Fockers Used to call him a young Jewish Marlon Brando - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 01:11 Used to call him a young Jewish Marlon Brando I'm not going to be Pam Byrnes - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:47 I'm not going to be Pam Byrnes If its brown flush it down - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:22 If its brown flush it down I still masturbate to Pam - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 04:04 I still masturbate to Pam He humps everything that moves - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:39 He humps everything that moves I will give you the deed to her house - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:28 I will give you the deed to her house You've insulted me - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:37 You've insulted me You meet some of the - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:22 You meet some of the He is a handsome little Focker - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:17 He is a handsome little Focker Do we really have to hurry like this - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:41 Do we really have to hurry like this How's your sex life - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 01:13 How's your sex life What's the sign for sour milk - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:28 What's the sign for sour milk Do you want me to be macho wacho - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:23 Do you want me to be macho wacho You don't like me - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 01:18 You don't like me Tell me when was the last time you gave your wife breakfast in bed - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 01:08 Tell me when was the last time you gave your wife breakfast... And if that mockingbird don't sing - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:42 And if that mockingbird don't sing Wake up and make Greg a cappuccino - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:14 Wake up and make Greg a cappuccino I like that thing - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:39 I like that thing They don't call me Barry Poppins for nothing - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:24 They don't call me Barry Poppins for nothing You are a caged lion - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 01:03 You are a caged lion This isn't about you - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 01:15 This isn't about you You and I will take on Jack and Roz - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:21 You and I will take on Jack and Roz This is capoeira - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:16 This is capoeira He's got a rubber boobie - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:12 He's got a rubber boobie You weren't around in the '60's - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:20 You weren't around in the '60's What could be better - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:17 What could be better Jack's always been a little wound up - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:41 Jack's always been a little wound up It only comes in one gender - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:13 It only comes in one gender There's my brother from another mother - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:15 There's my brother from another mother Know what I mean - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:53 Know what I mean It's not about winning or losing - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:53 It's not about winning or losing Did you tell your mother that I'm pregnant - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:36 Did you tell your mother that I'm pregnant Don't you think - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:28 Don't you think I slept alright - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:28 I slept alright Forget your dog - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:18 Forget your dog The man is loose - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:16 The man is loose You're avoiding confusion by strapping a boob on a man - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:18 You're avoiding confusion by strapping a boob on a man Gay goes both ways - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:29 Gay goes both ways He was just trying to save his pet - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:44 He was just trying to save his pet What were you saying - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:36 What were you saying Isn't it wonderful - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:36 Isn't it wonderful It's a custom designed - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:27 It's a custom designed You think you can take me - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:23 You think you can take me And your parents are great - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:25 And your parents are great I'm calling a family conference - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:13 I'm calling a family conference Captain Jack's orders - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:19 Captain Jack's orders How are things with you and Pam - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:51 How are things with you and Pam When Gay was born - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:33 When Gay was born And do you talk yet - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:42 And do you talk yet Don't infantilize him - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:42 Don't infantilize him See that's Greg getting circumcised - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 01:03 See that's Greg getting circumcised It just gets better and better - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 01:37 It just gets better and better I burn cornflakes - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:11 I burn cornflakes Moose likes to say good words - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 00:20 Moose likes to say good words No monkey business - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 02:09 No monkey business There's someone you don't see every day - screenshot from movie Meet the Fockers 02:09 There's someone you don't see every day

Cast

Jack Byrnes - Robert De Niro
Greg Focker - Ben Stiller
Bernie Focker - Dustin Hoffman
Rozalin Focker - Barbra Streisand
Dina Byrnes - Blythe Danner
Pam Byrnes - Teri Polo
Kevin Rawley - Owen Wilson
Little Jack - Spencer Pickren
Little Jack - Bradley Pickren
Isabel Villalobos - Alanna Ubach
Jorge Villalobos - Ray Santiago
Officer LeFlore - Tim Blake Nelson
Judge Ira - Shelley Berman
Flight Attendant - Kali Rocha
Airline Clerk - Dorie Barton
Rent-a-Car Agent - Jack Plotnick
Airport Security Guard - Wayne Thomas Yorke
Local Cop - J.P. Manoux
Admitting Nurse - Myra Turley
Gunther - Immigrant Man - Vahe Bejan
Venka - Immigrant Woman - Kathleen Gati
Businessman - Angelo Tiffe
Undercover Waiter - Kyle T. McNamee
Prison Guard - Cedric Yarbrough
Woody Focker - Max Hoffman
Newborn Baby - Benjamin Trueblood
Strolling Minister - Bruno Coon
Wedding Band - Rock Deadrick
Wedding Band - David Sutton
Girl Bus Driver - Bernadette Perez
Girl on Bus - Linda O'Neil
Girl on Bus - Tiffany Turner
Party Guest - John Carey
Girl at Wedding - Angela Casassa
Pam's Cousin - Victoria Chalaya
Party Guest - Alfredo Dalmano
Anita Focker - Karen-Eileen Gordon
Chicken Man - Fabrizio Imas
Bunny Focker - Angie Jaree
Mo Focker - R. Martin Klein
Harry Focker - Allan Kolman
Party Guest - Sean LoGrasso
Wedding Guest - Chris Mala
Party Guest - Rana McAnear
Frida Focker - Connie Richmond
Party Guest - Jimmy Star
Dom Focker - David Zimmerman