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Meet the Fockers

All hell breaks loose when the Byrnes family meets the Focker family for the first time.

Director

Jay Roach

Year

Genre

comedy, romance

Box Office

$279,261,160

Production

Universal Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Tribeca Productions,Everyman Pictures,Nancy Tenenbaum Films

Awards

2 wins & 7 nominations

Homepage

http://www.meetthefockers.com/index.php

Part of Collection

Meet the Parents Collection: Meet the Fockers, Little Fockers, Meet the Parents

Jack Byrnes

Greg Focker

Bernie Focker

Rozalin Focker

Barbra Streisand

Dina Byrnes

Pam Byrnes

Kevin Rawley

Little Jack

Spencer Pickren

Little Jack

Bradley Pickren

Isabel Villalobos

Jorge Villalobos

Officer LeFlore

Tim Blake Nelson

Judge Ira

Flight Attendant

Airline Clerk

Rent-a-Car Agent

Airport Security Guard

Wayne Thomas Yorke

B.J.

Local Cop

Admitting Nurse

Gunther - Immigrant Man

Venka - Immigrant Woman

Businessman

Undercover Waiter

Kyle T. McNamee

Prison Guard

Cedric Yarbrough

Woody Focker

Newborn Baby

Benjamin Trueblood

Waiter

Strolling Minister

Wedding Band

Wedding Band

Girl Bus Driver

Bernadette Perez

Girl on Bus

Girl on Bus

Christine D. Coleman

Party Guest

Girl at Wedding

Pam's Cousin

Victoria Chalaya

Party Guest

Alfredo Dalmano

Anita Focker

Karen-Eileen Gordon

Chicken Man

Bunny Focker

Mo Focker

R. Martin Klein

Harry Focker

Party Guest

Wedding Guest

Party Guest

Frida Focker

Connie Richmond

Waiter

Party Guest

Dom Focker

David Zimmerman

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Jack Byrnes Greg Focker Roz Focker Bernie Focker Dina Byrnes Pam Byrnes Rozalin Focker Little Jack Local Cop Judge Ira Officer Leflore Gunther - Immigrant Man Admitting Nurse Venka - Immigrant Woman

You must do something. - Meet the Fockers

You must do something.

Check it out. - Meet the Fockers

You've reached the Fockers We're not aroundso leave a message GoodbyeRoz How the hell do you shut this thing offI have no idea Just press a buttonI'm pretty sure it's off Honey you want a chimichangaThey give you gas A little but it's worth itFor you I'm - Meet the Fockers

You've reached the Fockers We're not aroundso...

This weekend is going to be fineYour parents are great They're great in small doses - Meet the Fockers

This weekend is going to be fineYour parents are great...

- You going to the airport? - Meet the Fockers

- You going to the airport?

- You going to the airport?
- Yeah. - Meet the Fockers

- You going to the airport? - Yeah.

- Oh, dear. - Meet the Fockers

Would you like to purchase rental insurance, Mr Focker? - Meet the Fockers

Would you like to purchase rental insurance, Mr Focker?

The house of Byrnes. - Meet the Fockers

The house of Byrnes.

That's how it goes, right? - Meet the Fockers

That's how it goes, right?

Sorry, Greg. - Meet the Fockers

Can't you talk yet Mr Munchkin Head you littleGreg Greg don't infantilise him Talk to him like an adultMuskratMuskrat Jack RightTry to understand he's a little personHis communication skills aren't verbal yet but he understands Observe - Meet the Fockers

Can't you talk yet Mr Munchkin Head you littleGreg Greg...

Greg, Greg, don't infantilise him. - Meet the Fockers

Greg, Greg, don't infantilise him.

Look at that. - Meet the Fockers

Muskrat - Meet the Fockers

He's absorbing youI don't want his first word to be a profanity - Meet the Fockers

He's absorbing youI don't want his first word to...

I don't want his first word to be a profanity - Meet the Fockers

I don't want his first word to be a profanity

A custom designed motor coachJack calls it the Highlight of our Twilight - Meet the Fockers

A custom designed motor coachJack calls it the Highlight of...

Mr Jinx finally learned how to flush the toilet, huh? - Meet the Fockers

Mr Jinx finally learned how to flush the toilet, huh?

Ready to hit the road, Co-Captain? - Meet the Fockers

Ready to hit the road, Co-Captain?

Good afternoon. - Meet the Fockers

Good afternoon.

I like that thing You mind if I make a little announcementWell only the captain gets to make an announcementDo you want to honk the hornSureOnly the captain gets to honk the horn - Meet the Fockers

I like that thing You mind if I make a little...

Hey, Jack. - Meet the Fockers

I'm the one that gets the fumes. - Meet the Fockers

I'm the one that gets the fumes.

Hey, there. - Meet the Fockers

This is the poop sign What's the sign for sour milkThis tastes a little funkyBecause that's from Debbie's left breast - Meet the Fockers

This is the poop sign What's the sign for sour milkThis...

Greg? What? You promised you wouldn't take the boob out in front of company. Nothing to be ashamed o - Meet the Fockers

Greg? What? You promised you wouldn't take the boob out...

You got it. - Meet the Fockers

Sorry Gotta go 55 Captain Jack's orders - Meet the Fockers

Sorry Gotta go 55 Captain Jack's orders

- Would you like some company? - Meet the Fockers

- Would you like some company?

Dina Wake up and make Greg a cappuccinoShake a leg woman - Meet the Fockers

Dina Wake up and make Greg a cappuccinoShake a leg woman

A man reaches an age when he realizes what's truly importantAnd you know what that isLove and friendshipEnjoying the moment Living just LoveHis legacy That too Right Yeah sureNow my grandson Little Jack is part of that legacyIn six months you and Pam are - Meet the Fockers

A man reaches an age when he realizes what's truly...

Is that your father? - Meet the Fockers

Is that your father?

Gaylord. - Meet the Fockers

Is this not the most handsome young man you've ever seenI used to call him a young Jewish Marlon BrandoCan you believe I conceived him with one testicleNo really It's trueI only have one because the other one never droppedIt's not uncommon But look at - Meet the Fockers

Is this not the most handsome young man you've ever...

That's a good icebreaker. - Meet the Fockers

That's a good icebreaker.

The If it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown flush it down policyForgot my own rule - Meet the Fockers

The If it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown...

The man is loose he's limber and ready for action - Meet the Fockers

The man is loose he's limber and ready for action

Talk about something important How are things with you and PamThey're great They're greatYou have to work to keep things goingDoes she still climax regularlyMom you can't talk that way this weekend OKHoney I didn't raise you to be a so so lover - Meet the Fockers

Talk about something important How are things with you and...

It's not about winning or losing It's about passionWe just wanted him to love what he's doing Know what I meanNot really Bernard I think a competitive drive is the essential keythat makes America the only remaining superpower todayWell whatever works - Meet the Fockers

It's not about winning or losing It's about...

You're avoiding confusion by strapping a boob on a man - Meet the Fockers

You're avoiding confusion by strapping a boob on a man

I think that Roz and Bernie seem like very nice people. - Meet the Fockers

I think that Roz and Bernie seem like very nice people.

But isn't it wonderful After all this the kids are finally getting marriedI feel so happy Wait I think he just spokeLittle Jack Were you about to speakNo Just a little flatulence What were you saying - Meet the Fockers

But isn't it wonderful After all this the kids are...

No. Just a little flatulence. What were you saying? Nothing, dear. - Guys. - What? - Where are you g - Meet the Fockers

No. Just a little flatulence. What were you saying? Nothing,...

Don't let Moses go in there They have a catMoses is perfectly trained What boobHe humps everything He's like his fatherI never cheated on you They're not listening to me - Meet the Fockers

Don't let Moses go in there They have a catMoses is...

Moses, hold on, I'll save you. - Meet the Fockers

Moses, hold on, I'll save you.

The cat can flush - Meet the Fockers

The cat can flush

Forget your dog - Meet the Fockers

Forget your dog

He's alive. - Meet the Fockers

Oh honey he was trying to save his petI mean what if it was Jinxy who got flushed into a toiletMr Jinx has had aquatic training He would have known exactly what to do - Meet the Fockers

Oh honey he was trying to save his petI mean what if it was...

I burn cornflakes - Meet the Fockers

I burn cornflakes

When Gay was born - Meet the Fockers

When Gay was born

It's good to see you. - Meet the Fockers

It's good to see you.

He is a handsome little FockerNo he's not a Focker No he's not mine - Meet the Fockers

He is a handsome little FockerNo he's not a Focker No...

I love you, too. - Meet the Fockers

I love you, too.

- Mom. - I think I'll take him inside. - Meet the Fockers

- Mom. - I think I'll take him inside.

He's right. - Meet the Fockers

Jack tell me one smart thing the CLIA has doneI will give you the deed to her houseThe CLIAThe Central Lack of Intelligence Agency - Meet the Fockers

Jack tell me one smart thing the CLIA has doneI will give...

That baby might need a pull on that knocker of yours Jack - Meet the Fockers

That baby might need a pull on that knocker of yours Jack

We use the Ferber method We used the Focker methodWe hugged and kissed our little prince like there was no tomorrowWe Fockerised him - Meet the Fockers

We use the Ferber method We used the Focker methodWe hugged...

That's Greg getting circumcised right hereThe ceremony was at my parents'There was a cold snap Tell itThe heater conked out so no matter how he triedthe mohel couldn't coax Greggy's tiny turtle from its shellLet's not talk about the tiny turtle OK This is - Meet the Fockers

That's Greg getting circumcised right hereThe ceremony...

But, honey, you wanted to talk about the wedding, right? - Meet the Fockers

But, honey, you wanted to talk about the wedding, right?

Anyone in the mood for a Chinese? - Meet the Fockers

Anyone in the mood for a Chinese?

Morning partnerMorning Sleep OKI slept all right thank youIt's nice all of us being here together don't you thinkBernard do you mind if I have some privacyAlmost done - Meet the Fockers

Morning partnerMorning Sleep OKI slept all right thank...

It's nice all of us being here together, don't you think? - Meet the Fockers

It's nice all of us being here together, don't you...

Bernie this frittata is wonderful What's in itA lot of the taste comes from this skillet I never wash it - Meet the Fockers

Bernie this frittata is wonderful What's in itA lot of...

What could be better - Meet the Fockers

What could be better

You and I will take on Jack and RozCome on Jack It'll be fun We'll swap wives - Meet the Fockers

You and I will take on Jack and RozCome on Jack It'll...

We'll play three on two with somebody as quarterbackGay goes both ways Oh I bet he does - Meet the Fockers

We'll play three on two with somebody as quarterbackGay...

Remember that time in the park Remember the park - Meet the Fockers

Remember that time in the park Remember the park

Huddle up I'm boredHere Dina come on Let's goYou want a spritzer What Oh a spritzer Yummy - Meet the Fockers

Huddle up I'm boredHere Dina come on Let's goYou...

You want me to be macho wacho WhatHave I ever said macho wacho to you - Meet the Fockers

You want me to be macho wacho WhatHave I ever said macho...

Just you and me, Jack. - Meet the Fockers

Just you and me, Jack.

Think you can take me Flower ManPretty sure I can Mr MomYou're going down Byrnesy boyI'm gonna rearrange your bouquet - Meet the Fockers

Think you can take me Flower ManPretty sure I can Mr...

One. Two. Three. Four. - Meet the Fockers

One. Two. Three. Four.

- Oh, God. - Meet the Fockers

- Hey. - Hey, we got him, didn't we, dude? - Was he impressed? - No, Dad. - Meet the Fockers

- Hey. - Hey, we got him, didn't we, dude? - Was he...

You know honey many unplanned pregnancies happenbecause the man is such a sexual dynamoand the woman craves his spermon an unconscious but very powerful levelI'm not comfortable having this conversation - Meet the Fockers

You know honey many unplanned pregnancies happenbecause the...

They don't call me Barry Poppins for nothingThat's funnyWhy would someone call you Barry PoppinsThey wouldn't - Meet the Fockers

They don't call me Barry Poppins for nothingThat's...

Remember, Greg, we're Ferberizing him, so unless it's an emergency, under no circumstances should you pick him up when he cries. - Meet the Fockers

Remember, Greg, we're Ferberizing him, so unless...

What's really going on with that man He seems very uptightJack's always been a little wound upHis job was very stressfulBeing a florist is stressfulThere's more to it than people think - Meet the Fockers

What's really going on with that man He seems very...

If you don't mind me asking How's your sex lifeI can't tell you thatWhat's the big deal I'm a professionalI'm a sex therapist specializing in senior sexualityI knew those weren't yoga matsNoWell we're not 25 anymoreYou're not dead eitherMany couples our - Meet the Fockers

If you don't mind me asking How's your sex lifeI...

OK. Here's the deal, LJ. I'll give you some attention. But you have to promise you don't tell Grandp - Meet the Fockers

OK. Here's the deal, LJ. I'll give you some...

I know we're not supposed to watch TV, but we won't tell Grandpa Jack. - Meet the Fockers

I know we're not supposed to watch TV, but we...

Hey. I got an idea. - Meet the Fockers

Hey. I got an idea.

And if that mocking bird don't singThen Greg is gonna buy you a diamond ringAnd if that diamond ring gets soldGreg's gonna feel like a big assholeAss holeNo no you don't want to say that word No that's a bad word - Meet the Fockers

And if that mocking bird don't singThen Greg is gonna...

Ass hole - Meet the Fockers

- I thought this was a repair shop. - Meet the Fockers

- I thought this was a repair shop.

Why are you looking at me funny? - Meet the Fockers

Why are you looking at me funny?

Jack's mole Jack has a big mole on his face - Meet the Fockers

Jack's mole Jack has a big mole on his face

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All hell breaks loose when the Byrnes family meets the Focker family for the first time.

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Director: Jay Roach

Writer: Greg Glienna, Mary Ruth Clarke, Jim Herzfeld

Production: Universal Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Tribeca Productions,Everyman Pictures,Nancy Tenenbaum Films

Genre: comedy, romance

Year: 2004

MetaScore: 41/100

ImdbRating: 6.3

BoxOffice: $279,261,160

Released: 22 Dec 2004

Awards: 2 wins & 7 nominations

Homepage: http://www.meetthefockers.com/index.php

Meet the Parents Collection: Meet the Fockers, Little Fockers, Meet the Parents