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And if that mocking bird don't singThen Greg is gonna buy you a diamond ringAnd if that diamond ring gets soldGreg's gonna feel like a big assholeAss holeNo no you don't want to say that word No

Meet the Fockers

Asshole!

Meet the Fockers • 2004

Greg Focker:
And if that mockingbird don't sing, then... Greg is gonna buy you a... diamond ring. And if that diamond ring gets sold, then... Greg is gonna feel like a... big asshole.Little Jack:...Asshole!Greg Focker:!... No... oh, no, you don't wanna say that word, cause that's a bad word!Little Jack:Asshole!

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And if that mocking bird don't sing

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Then Greg is gonna buy you a diamond ring

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And if that diamond ring gets sold

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Greg's gonna feel like a big asshole

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Ass hole

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No no you don't want to say that word No that's a bad word

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وإذا كان هذا الطير الهازئ لا يغن ي

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اذا جريج سيشترى لك خاتم ماسي

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وإذا ذلك الخاتم الماسي قد بيع

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جريج سيشعر انه أحمق كبير

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أحمق

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لا لا لا انت لا تريد ان تقول هذه الكلمة

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لا نريد ان نقول هذا انها كلمة سيئة

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Si l'oiseau moqueur ne chante pas maintenant

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Greg t'achètera un beau diamant

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Et si ce diamant est vendu

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Greg aura l'air d'un vrai trou de cul

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Trou de cul

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Non il ne faut pas dire ce mot C'est un vilain mot

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Kleines Vögelchen Hör mal es singt

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Ach liebes Vögelchen komm und sing

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Dann kauft Gregy einen Diamantring

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Verkauft man diesen Ring jedoch dann fühlt sich Greg wie ein Arschloch

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Lang gezogen Arschloch

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Nein nein Das Wort darfst du nicht sagen

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А если птичка замолчит

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Кольцо с брильянтом Грег купит

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Но тот брильянт вдруг продадут

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И будет Грег совсем говнюк

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Га внюк

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Нет нет это слово говорить нельзя Нет это плохое слово

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Га внюк Нет нет

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Si el pajarillo no canta

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Greg te comprará un anillo

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y si el anillo no te parece una joya

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a Greg se le quedará cara de gilipollas

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Gili pollas

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No digas eso esa palabra es mala

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Gili pollas

Available in 6 languages

Duration

27 seconds

Views

1,922

Timestamp in Movie

01:03:31

Uploaded

Mar 08, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Tribeca Productions,Everyman Pictures,Nancy Tenenbaum Films

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Movie Summary

All hell breaks loose when the Byrnes family meets the Focker family for the first time.

Actors

Greg Focker

Little Jack

Bradley Pickren