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Meet the Fockers

Forget your dog, what about my toilet?

Bernie Focker:

[hitting toilet with fire extinguisher]
I gotta save my dog! Jack Byrnes:
Forget your dog, what about my toilet?

Full Transcript

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It's OK Get out of the way
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What are you doing That's my toilet I got to get my dog
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Forget your dog What about my toilet
Duration
9 seconds
Views
733
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:55
Uploaded
Dec 06, 2022
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Tribeca Productions,Everyman Pictures,Nancy Tenenbaum Films

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Movie Summary

All hell breaks loose when the Byrnes family meets the Focker family for the first time.

Actors

Dustin Hoffman
Bernie Focker
Dustin Hoffman
Robert De Niro
Jack Byrnes
Robert De Niro
He's alive. - Meet the Fockers 00:20
He's alive.
Oh honey he was trying to save his petI mean what if it was Jinxy who got flushed into a toiletMr Jinx has had aquatic training He would have known exactly what to do - Meet the Fockers 00:13
Oh honey he was trying to save his petI mean what if it was...
I burn cornflakes - Meet the Fockers 00:05
I burn cornflakes
When Gay was born - Meet the Fockers 00:16
When Gay was born
It's good to see you. - Meet the Fockers 00:51
It's good to see you.
He is a handsome little FockerNo he's not a Focker No he's not mine - Meet the Fockers 00:09
He is a handsome little FockerNo he's not a Focker No...
I love you, too. - Meet the Fockers 00:11
I love you, too.
- Mom. - I think I'll take him inside. - Meet the Fockers 00:35
- Mom. - I think I'll take him inside.
He's right. - Meet the Fockers 00:19
He's right.
Jack tell me one smart thing the CLIA has doneI will give you the deed to her houseThe CLIAThe Central Lack of Intelligence Agency - Meet the Fockers 00:12
Jack tell me one smart thing the CLIA has doneI will give...
That baby might need a pull on that knocker of yours Jack - Meet the Fockers 00:06
That baby might need a pull on that knocker of yours Jack
We use the Ferber method We used the Focker methodWe hugged and kissed our little prince like there was no tomorrowWe Fockerised him - Meet the Fockers 00:11
We use the Ferber method We used the Focker methodWe hugged...
That's Greg getting circumcised right hereThe ceremony was at my parents'There was a cold snap Tell itThe heater conked out so no matter how he triedthe mohel couldn't coax Greggy's tiny turtle from its shellLet's not talk about the tiny turtle OK This is - Meet the Fockers 00:20
That's Greg getting circumcised right hereThe ceremony...
But, honey, you wanted to talk about the wedding, right? - Meet the Fockers 00:23
But, honey, you wanted to talk about the wedding, right?
Anyone in the mood for a Chinese? - Meet the Fockers 00:23
Anyone in the mood for a Chinese?
Morning partnerMorning Sleep OKI slept all right thank youIt's nice all of us being here together don't you thinkBernard do you mind if I have some privacyAlmost done - Meet the Fockers 00:27
Morning partnerMorning Sleep OKI slept all right thank...
It's nice all of us being here together, don't you think? - Meet the Fockers 00:12
It's nice all of us being here together, don't you...
Bernie this frittata is wonderful What's in itA lot of the taste comes from this skillet I never wash it - Meet the Fockers 00:09
Bernie this frittata is wonderful What's in itA lot of...
What could be better - Meet the Fockers 00:10
What could be better
You and I will take on Jack and RozCome on Jack It'll be fun We'll swap wives - Meet the Fockers 00:07
You and I will take on Jack and RozCome on Jack It'll...