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We'll play three on two with somebody as quarterbackGay goes both ways Oh I bet he does
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Meet the Fockers

Oh, I'll bet he does

Jack Byrnes:
Okay we can play 3 on 2, but we'll need someone to be official quarterback.Bernie Focker:Gay goes both ways.Jack Byrnes:Oh, I'll bet he does

Full Transcript

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We'll play three on two with somebody as quarterback
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Gay goes both ways Oh I bet he does
Available in 6 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
1,156
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:53
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Tribeca Productions,Everyman Pictures,Nancy Tenenbaum Films

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Movie Summary

All hell breaks loose when the Byrnes family meets the Focker family for the first time.

Actors

Robert De Niro
Jack Byrnes
Robert De Niro
Dustin Hoffman
Bernie Focker
Dustin Hoffman
Ben Stiller
Greg Focker
Ben Stiller
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Just you and me, Jack.
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- Oh, God.
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Remember, Greg, we're Ferberizing him, so unless...
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If you don't mind me asking How's your sex lifeI...
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OK. Here's the deal, LJ. I'll give you some...
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I know we're not supposed to watch TV, but we...
Hey. I got an idea. - Meet the Fockers 01:02
Hey. I got an idea.
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And if that mocking bird don't singThen Greg is gonna...
Ass hole - Meet the Fockers 00:05
Ass hole
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- I thought this was a repair shop.
Why are you looking at me funny? - Meet the Fockers 00:34
Why are you looking at me funny?