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He is a handsome little FockerNo he's not a Focker No he's not mine
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Meet the Fockers

He's not a Focker

Isabel:He is a handsome little Focker!Jack Byrnes:He's not a Focker

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He is a handsome little Focker
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No he's not a Focker No he's not mine
Available in 6 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
1,173
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:39
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Tribeca Productions,Everyman Pictures,Nancy Tenenbaum Films

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Movie Summary

All hell breaks loose when the Byrnes family meets the Focker family for the first time.

Actors

Robert De Niro
Jack Byrnes
Robert De Niro
Ben Stiller
Greg Focker
Ben Stiller
I love you, too. - Meet the Fockers 00:11
I love you, too.
- Mom. - I think I'll take him inside. - Meet the Fockers 00:35
- Mom. - I think I'll take him inside.
He's right. - Meet the Fockers 00:19
He's right.
Jack tell me one smart thing the CLIA has doneI will give you the deed to her houseThe CLIAThe Central Lack of Intelligence Agency - Meet the Fockers 00:12
Jack tell me one smart thing the CLIA has doneI will give...
That baby might need a pull on that knocker of yours Jack - Meet the Fockers 00:06
That baby might need a pull on that knocker of yours Jack
We use the Ferber method We used the Focker methodWe hugged and kissed our little prince like there was no tomorrowWe Fockerised him - Meet the Fockers 00:11
We use the Ferber method We used the Focker methodWe hugged...
That's Greg getting circumcised right hereThe ceremony was at my parents'There was a cold snap Tell itThe heater conked out so no matter how he triedthe mohel couldn't coax Greggy's tiny turtle from its shellLet's not talk about the tiny turtle OK This is - Meet the Fockers 00:20
That's Greg getting circumcised right hereThe ceremony...
But, honey, you wanted to talk about the wedding, right? - Meet the Fockers 00:23
But, honey, you wanted to talk about the wedding, right?
Anyone in the mood for a Chinese? - Meet the Fockers 00:23
Anyone in the mood for a Chinese?
Morning partnerMorning Sleep OKI slept all right thank youIt's nice all of us being here together don't you thinkBernard do you mind if I have some privacyAlmost done - Meet the Fockers 00:27
Morning partnerMorning Sleep OKI slept all right thank...
It's nice all of us being here together, don't you think? - Meet the Fockers 00:12
It's nice all of us being here together, don't you...
Bernie this frittata is wonderful What's in itA lot of the taste comes from this skillet I never wash it - Meet the Fockers 00:09
Bernie this frittata is wonderful What's in itA lot of...
What could be better - Meet the Fockers 00:10
What could be better
You and I will take on Jack and RozCome on Jack It'll be fun We'll swap wives - Meet the Fockers 00:07
You and I will take on Jack and RozCome on Jack It'll...
We'll play three on two with somebody as quarterbackGay goes both ways Oh I bet he does - Meet the Fockers 00:09
We'll play three on two with somebody as quarterbackGay...
Remember that time in the park Remember the park - Meet the Fockers 00:05
Remember that time in the park Remember the park
Huddle up I'm boredHere Dina come on Let's goYou want a spritzer What Oh a spritzer Yummy - Meet the Fockers 00:11
Huddle up I'm boredHere Dina come on Let's goYou...
You want me to be macho wacho WhatHave I ever said macho wacho to you - Meet the Fockers 00:07
You want me to be macho wacho WhatHave I ever said macho...
Just you and me, Jack. - Meet the Fockers 00:21
Just you and me, Jack.
Think you can take me Flower ManPretty sure I can Mr MomYou're going down Byrnesy boyI'm gonna rearrange your bouquet - Meet the Fockers 00:12
Think you can take me Flower ManPretty sure I can Mr...