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Don't let Moses go in there They have a catMoses is perfectly trained What boobHe humps everything He's like his fatherI never cheated on you They're not listening to me
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Meet the Fockers

I never cheated on you!

Greg Focker:
Hey, Dad, you shouldn't take Moses into the RV. Jack and Dina have a cat.Bernie Focker:Oh, Moses is fine. He's perfectly trained.Greg Focker:Dad, he humps everything that moves.Roz Focker: He's like his father!Bernie Focker:I never cheated on you!

Full Transcript

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Don't let Moses go in there They have a cat
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Moses is perfectly trained What boob
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He humps everything He's like his father
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I never cheated on you They're not listening to me
Available in 6 languages
Duration
13 seconds
Views
1,302
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:39
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Tribeca Productions,Everyman Pictures,Nancy Tenenbaum Films

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Movie Summary

All hell breaks loose when the Byrnes family meets the Focker family for the first time.

Actors

Ben Stiller
Greg Focker
Ben Stiller
Dustin Hoffman
Bernie Focker
Dustin Hoffman
Moses, hold on, I'll save you. - Meet the Fockers 00:23
Moses, hold on, I'll save you.
The cat can flush - Meet the Fockers 00:04
The cat can flush
Forget your dog - Meet the Fockers 00:09
Forget your dog
He's alive. - Meet the Fockers 00:20
He's alive.
Oh honey he was trying to save his petI mean what if it was Jinxy who got flushed into a toiletMr Jinx has had aquatic training He would have known exactly what to do - Meet the Fockers 00:13
Oh honey he was trying to save his petI mean what if it was...
I burn cornflakes - Meet the Fockers 00:05
I burn cornflakes
When Gay was born - Meet the Fockers 00:16
When Gay was born
It's good to see you. - Meet the Fockers 00:51
It's good to see you.
He is a handsome little FockerNo he's not a Focker No he's not mine - Meet the Fockers 00:09
He is a handsome little FockerNo he's not a Focker No...
I love you, too. - Meet the Fockers 00:11
I love you, too.
- Mom. - I think I'll take him inside. - Meet the Fockers 00:35
- Mom. - I think I'll take him inside.
He's right. - Meet the Fockers 00:19
He's right.
Jack tell me one smart thing the CLIA has doneI will give you the deed to her houseThe CLIAThe Central Lack of Intelligence Agency - Meet the Fockers 00:12
Jack tell me one smart thing the CLIA has doneI will give...
That baby might need a pull on that knocker of yours Jack - Meet the Fockers 00:06
That baby might need a pull on that knocker of yours Jack
We use the Ferber method We used the Focker methodWe hugged and kissed our little prince like there was no tomorrowWe Fockerised him - Meet the Fockers 00:11
We use the Ferber method We used the Focker methodWe hugged...
That's Greg getting circumcised right hereThe ceremony was at my parents'There was a cold snap Tell itThe heater conked out so no matter how he triedthe mohel couldn't coax Greggy's tiny turtle from its shellLet's not talk about the tiny turtle OK This is - Meet the Fockers 00:20
That's Greg getting circumcised right hereThe ceremony...
But, honey, you wanted to talk about the wedding, right? - Meet the Fockers 00:23
But, honey, you wanted to talk about the wedding, right?
Anyone in the mood for a Chinese? - Meet the Fockers 00:23
Anyone in the mood for a Chinese?
Morning partnerMorning Sleep OKI slept all right thank youIt's nice all of us being here together don't you thinkBernard do you mind if I have some privacyAlmost done - Meet the Fockers 00:27
Morning partnerMorning Sleep OKI slept all right thank...
It's nice all of us being here together, don't you think? - Meet the Fockers 00:12
It's nice all of us being here together, don't you...