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Hello. - Hello, Jorge. - It's Jack Byrnes
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Meet the Fockers

Hello.- Hello, Jorge. - It's Jack Byrnes. Remember me?- Yeah, sure. You came with...

Hello.- Hello, Jorge. - It's Jack Byrnes. Remember me?- Yeah, sure. You came with Bernie.You had that camera pen. Yeah, that's right. - Do you have any plans tonight?- No. Good, cos I'd liketo invite you to a party

Full Transcript

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Hello Hello Jorge
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It's Jack Byrnes Remember me Yeah sure
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You came with Bernie You had that camera pen
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Yeah that's right
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Do you have any plans tonight No
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Good cos I'd like to invite you to a party
Available in 6 languages
Duration
19 seconds
Views
288
Timestamp in Movie
01:20:07
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Tribeca Productions,Everyman Pictures,Nancy Tenenbaum Films

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Movie Summary

All hell breaks loose when the Byrnes family meets the Focker family for the first time.
- Hey, sweetie. - Meet the Fockers 00:44
- Hey, sweetie.
No Did you tell your mother I'm pregnantShe keeps touching my stomach smilingLike that No I didn't tell her she guessedShe what Then she told my dadOh my God - Meet the Fockers 00:16
No Did you tell your mother I'm pregnantShe keeps...
You've met some of the cousinsI met some yes I met someDomYeah Dom Focker that's my dad's first cousinDid you meet his kids Randy and Orny - Meet the Fockers 00:15
You've met some of the cousinsI met some yes I met...
Well... So you're 15? - Meet the Fockers 00:09
Well... So you're 15?
Come on, you Fockers, conga. - Meet the Fockers 00:18
Come on, you Fockers, conga.
I mean, it's romantic out here, don't you think? - Meet the Fockers 00:17
I mean, it's romantic out here, don't you think?
What are you doing to my ears? - Meet the Fockers 00:17
What are you doing to my ears?
- Hey there, preggers. - Meet the Fockers 00:43
- Hey there, preggers.
What WhatYou don't like me It's OK I don't like your little red outfitMakes you look like a demon babyMaybe I'll get you a pitchfork for Christmasso we can put you on a can of Underwood hamI'm sorry I can't make little poop soundsand I can't make little - Meet the Fockers 00:27
What WhatYou don't like me It's OK I don't...
Look, Bernie's onstage. - Meet the Fockers 00:18
Look, Bernie's onstage.
All right It's great to be here with all of youas I am about to set sail in my ship of lifewith my first matethe beautiful young blonde lass there Hey babyI love you honeyI still masturbate to PamGreg What It's trueHoney what Come on You're hot Look at - Meet the Fockers 02:41
All right It's great to be here with all of youas I am...
It's OK, I know. - Meet the Fockers 00:20
It's OK, I know.
What happened last night? - Meet the Fockers 00:44
What happened last night?
I love you, too. - Meet the Fockers 00:26
I love you, too.
Pam, we have to leave. - Meet the Fockers 00:32
Pam, we have to leave.
Bernard get out from under the vehicle or I will run you overI'm not moving There's a nonviolent way to handle this - Meet the Fockers 00:09
Bernard get out from under the vehicle or I will run you...
You weren't around in the '60s This is how we got things done - Meet the Fockers 00:05
You weren't around in the '60s This is how we got...
Pam Dina we have to get off this island It's evil - Meet the Fockers 00:06
Pam Dina we have to get off this island It's evil
JackYou've insulted me my wife my son our entire way of lifeI've sat back and taken it but you've crossed the line sirand I am gonna have to kick your ass - Meet the Fockers 00:13
JackYou've insulted me my wife my son our entire way of...
This is capoeira This is hardcore shit - Meet the Fockers 00:04
This is capoeira This is hardcore shit