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Hey there, preggers

Meet the Fockers

Hey there, preggers.- Quiet. - How you doing?- Where've you been? I went to the bathroom...

Meet the Fockers • 2004

Hey there, preggers.- Quiet. - How you doing?- Where've you been? I went to the bathroom to pee, and now I am talking to you, my fiancée,who I've delayed marrying for two years because I didn't wantour parents to meet. What? - What?- What? You don't like me? It's OK.I don't like your little red outfit. Makes you looklike a demon baby. Maybe I'll get youa pitchfork for Christmas, so we can put you on a canof Underwood ham. I'm sorry I can't makelittle poop sounds and I can't make little things thattell people when I want to do things. Guess what.I can make a sign to you, too. How's that for a sign?

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Hey there preggers Quiet

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How you doing Where've you been

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I went to the bathroom to pee

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and now I am talking to you my fiancée who I've delayed marrying for two years

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because I didn't want our parents to meet

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What

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What What

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You don't like me It's OK I don't like your little red outfit

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Makes you look like a demon baby

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Maybe I'll get you a pitchfork for Christmas

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so we can put you on a can of Underwood ham

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I'm sorry I can't make little poop sounds

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and I can't make little things that tell people when I want to do things

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Guess what I can make a sign to you too

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How's that for a sign

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اهلا بريجرز

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اسكت

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كيف حالك

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بخير اين كنت

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ذهبت الى الحمام لاتبول والآن انا اتكلم معكى

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خطيبتى من اخرت زواجى بها لمدة سنتان

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لأنى لم ارد ان تتقابل عائلاتنا

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ماذا

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ماذا

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ماذا

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انت لا تحبنى هذا جيد

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انا لا يعجبنى لبسك الاحمر

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يجعلك تبدو مثل شيطان صغير

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ربما سأحضر لك

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معزقة صغيرة لرأس السنة

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لذا يمكننا أن نضعك على علبة لحم الخنزير أوندروود

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آسف لأننى لا استطيع عمل بعض الاصوات

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ولا استطيع فعل اشياء صغيرة

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التى تخبر الناس اننى اريد فعل اشياء

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وخمن ماذا

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استطيع ان اعمل لك اشارة ايضا

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ماذا عن هذه كإشارة

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Salut maman Chut

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Comment ça va Très bien où étais tu

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Je suis allé pisser aux toilettes et là je te parle

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à toi ma fiancée avec qui j'ai repoussé un mariage

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pour ne pas que nos parents se connaissent

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Comment Hein

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Alors

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Tu ne m'aimes pas C'est correct Je n'aime pas ton ensemble rouge

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Tu ressembles à un petit diable avec

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Je t'offrirai peut être une petite fourche pour Noël

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comme ça tu seras parfaitement ressemblant

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Désolé de ne pas pouvoir faire le signe caca

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ni les autres petits signes pour indiquer ce que je veux faire

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Devine tiens Je peux te faire un signe

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Qu'est ce que tu dis de ça

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Huh Hallo Kugelbäuchlein Leise leise

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Wie geht's dir Gut Wo warst du

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Auf der Toilette Jetzt spreche ich mit dir meiner Verlobten

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Die ich noch nicht geheiratet habe Da

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Was ist Was

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Du magst mich nicht Ist okay

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Mit den roten Klamotten siehst du aus wie ein Teufelsbaby

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Ich schenk dir 'ne Mistgabel zum Ausmisten der Hölle

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Tut mir leid dass ich keine Pupsgeräusche machen kann

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Ein Zeichen für dich kann ich Was hältst du davon

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Ho Oh

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Привет беременным Тихо

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Как поживаешь Где ты был

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Я сходил в туалет по маленькому

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а сейчас разговариваю со своей невестой на которой 2 года не женат

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потому что не хотел чтобы наши родители встречались

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Что

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Что Что

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Я тебе не нравлюсь Ну и что А мне не нравится твой красный наряд

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Ты в нем похож на демоненка

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Может я подарю тебе вилы на рождество

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и мы посадим тебя на банку с ветчиной

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Извини что я не умею делать жест про каку

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и не умею делать все эти штучки которые говорят чего ты хочешь

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Но знаешь что Я тебе тоже могу один жест показать

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Как тебе вот такой жест

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Qué tal mamita

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Bien dónde estabas

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En el baño

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Y ahora hablo contigo mi prometida

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con quien llevo dos años esperando la boda

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para que nuestros padres no se conocieran

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Qué

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Qué Qué

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No te gusto Pues vale A mí no me gusta tu traje rojo

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Pareces un bebé demonio

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Te buscaré un tridente para que salgas

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en las latas de jamón Underwood

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Perdona que no sepa hacer ruiditos

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Ni cositas para decir cuándo hacer las cosas

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Te voy a enseñar un signo

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Qué te parece éste

Available in 6 languages

Duration

43 seconds

Views

143

Timestamp in Movie

01:26:29

Uploaded

Mar 08, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Tribeca Productions,Everyman Pictures,Nancy Tenenbaum Films

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Movie Summary

All hell breaks loose when the Byrnes family meets the Focker family for the first time.