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Meet the Fockers

I don't want his first word to be a profanity!

Jack Byrnes:

[Greg is cursing around Little Jack]
I don't want his first word to be a profanity!

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I don't want his first word to be a profanity
Duration
4 seconds
Views
680
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:57
Uploaded
Dec 06, 2022
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Tribeca Productions,Everyman Pictures,Nancy Tenenbaum Films

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Movie Summary

All hell breaks loose when the Byrnes family meets the Focker family for the first time.

Actors

Robert De Niro
Jack Byrnes
Robert De Niro
A custom designed motor coachJack calls it the Highlight of our Twilight - Meet the Fockers 00:07
A custom designed motor coachJack calls it the Highlight of...
Mr Jinx finally learned how to flush the toilet, huh? - Meet the Fockers 00:13
Mr Jinx finally learned how to flush the toilet, huh?
Ready to hit the road, Co-Captain? - Meet the Fockers 00:09
Ready to hit the road, Co-Captain?
Good afternoon. - Meet the Fockers 00:38
Good afternoon.
I like that thing You mind if I make a little announcementWell only the captain gets to make an announcementDo you want to honk the hornSureOnly the captain gets to honk the horn - Meet the Fockers 00:18
I like that thing You mind if I make a little...
Hey, Jack. - Meet the Fockers 00:24
Hey, Jack.
I'm the one that gets the fumes. - Meet the Fockers 00:07
I'm the one that gets the fumes.
Hey, there. - Meet the Fockers 00:40
Hey, there.
This is the poop sign What's the sign for sour milkThis tastes a little funkyBecause that's from Debbie's left breast - Meet the Fockers 00:10
This is the poop sign What's the sign for sour milkThis...
Greg? What? You promised you wouldn't take the boob out in front of company. Nothing to be ashamed o - Meet the Fockers 00:53
Greg? What? You promised you wouldn't take the boob out...
You got it. - Meet the Fockers 00:11
You got it.
Sorry Gotta go 55 Captain Jack's orders - Meet the Fockers 00:06
Sorry Gotta go 55 Captain Jack's orders
- Would you like some company? - Meet the Fockers 00:08
- Would you like some company?
Dina Wake up and make Greg a cappuccinoShake a leg woman - Meet the Fockers 00:08
Dina Wake up and make Greg a cappuccinoShake a leg woman
A man reaches an age when he realizes what's truly importantAnd you know what that isLove and friendshipEnjoying the moment Living just LoveHis legacy That too Right Yeah sureNow my grandson Little Jack is part of that legacyIn six months you and Pam are - Meet the Fockers 00:48
A man reaches an age when he realizes what's truly...
Is that your father? - Meet the Fockers 00:09
Is that your father?
Gaylord. - Meet the Fockers 00:47
Gaylord.
Is this not the most handsome young man you've ever seenI used to call him a young Jewish Marlon BrandoCan you believe I conceived him with one testicleNo really It's trueI only have one because the other one never droppedIt's not uncommon But look at - Meet the Fockers 00:26
Is this not the most handsome young man you've ever...
That's a good icebreaker. - Meet the Fockers 00:45
That's a good icebreaker.
The If it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown flush it down policyForgot my own rule - Meet the Fockers 00:11
The If it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown...