It's great to be here with all of you as I am about to set sail in my ship of life with my...
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Greg Focker:
It's great to be here with all of you as I am about to set sail in my ship of life with my first mate, the beautiful, young blonde lass over there. Hey baby.
[blows her a kiss]
Greg Focker:
I still masturbate to Pam.
Pam Byrnes:
Greg.
Greg Focker:
What? It's true. Honey, what? C'mon, you're hot. Look at her! Look at those boobs. Man! I just wanna lather 'em up with soap and just
[shakes head making motorboat noise]
Greg Focker:
. Man, I just want to nestle in there and take a little vacation in there.
Pam Byrnes:
Honey.
Greg Focker:
Honey, what? I'm sorry. Okay, excuse me for you being perfect! Hey, you know who else is great? That woman over there, my future mother-in-law, Dina Byrnes! Dina Dina Bo-Bina Banana Fana Fo Fina. I love D-D-Dina Byrnes! You know they say if you really want to know what a woman's going to look like when she gets older, you should look at her mother. Well I'm lookin' and I'm likin'! Woo, look at her! Sweetness!
[chuckles]
Greg Focker:
Good genes. Byrnes gene pool.
[Spies Jorge]
Greg Focker:
Hey, hey you! Hold on. Pam, I gotta tell you something about this little dude right here. In my first really passionate sexual awakening, I did, in fact lose my virginity to our beautiful housekeeper Isabel.
Pam Byrnes:
Greg, honey, that was in the past so why don't you just come sit down?
Greg Focker:
No, no, no, no, honey. 'Cause I have to get this off my chest. Really. We concieved a child. And his name is Jorge Villalobos. Come on up here, Jorge. Come up here. Let's lift the veil of mystery. The fruit of my loins is right here! Everybody take a look. See his face. He is mine. Search your feelings Jorge. You know it to be true. Yo soy tu papa.
[hugs him]
Greg Focker:
It's okay. I know. Lot of information. You let it settle. Who'da thunk it, huh? Come on, give that kid a hand. Oh, and Jack? Pam's pregnant. Focker out.
[passes out]
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Hey, baby.
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I love you, honey.
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I still masturbate to Pam.
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Greg.
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What? It's true.
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Honey, what?
Come on, you're hot.
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Look at her.
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Look at those boobs. Man!
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I just wanna...
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I just wanna lather them up
with soap and just...
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I love it.
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Man, I just wanna... just wanna
nestle in there
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and just take
a little vacation in there.
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Honey.
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Honey, what? I'm sorry.
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Okay, excuse me
for you being perfect.
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Hey, you know who else is great?
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That woman over there.
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My future mother-in-law,
Dina Byrnes.
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♪ Dina, Dina, fofina ♪
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♪ Banana fana fofina ♪
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♪ I love Di-Di-Dina ♪
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♪ Byrnes ♪♪
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You know, they say
if you really wanna know
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what a woman will look like
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when she gets older, you
should look at her mother.
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Well, I'm a lookin'
and I'm a likin'.
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Look at her! Sweetness!
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Hmm-mmm.
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Good genes,
the Byrnes gene pool.
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Hey, hey, you.
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Yeah, you.
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Hold on.
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Pam, I gotta tell you something
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about... about this little
dude right here.
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In my first really passionate
sexual awakening,
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I did,
in fact, lose my virginity
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to our beautiful housekeeper,
Isabel.
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Greg, honey,
that was in the past.
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So why don't you come sit down?
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No, no, honey, 'cause I have to
get this off my chest, really.
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Sit.
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We conceived a child.
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And his name is
Jorge Villalobos.
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Come up here, Jorge.
Come up here.
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Let's lift the veil of mystery.
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The fruit of my loins
is right here.
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Everybody take a look.
See his face.
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He's mine.
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Search your feelings, Jorge.
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You know it to be true.
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It's okay.
I know.
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I know.
Lot of information.
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You let it settle.
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Who'd have thunk it, huh?
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Come on, give that kid a hand.
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Oh, and, uh, Jack?
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Pam's pregnant.
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Focker out.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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What happened last night?
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Well, you got drunk
and told my dad I'm pregnant.
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You revealed you have
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a 15-year-old son named Jorge.
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And, oh, apparently
you have the hots for my mom.
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Oh, my God.
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I... I...
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You mean, is that really true?
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I think she's attractive.
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No, that you have a son
you never told me about.
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I... Honey, if it is,
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I never heard about it
before last night.
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Isabel never
said anything to me. I... I...
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I mean.
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I don't even remember drinking.
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You're telling me the truth,
aren't you?
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Of course, I am.
Pam,
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I love you.
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I would never lie to you
about anything like that.
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I love you, too.
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And if Jorge really is your son,
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then we will make it work.
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Okay.
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I...
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Hey, how did your dad react
to the pregnancy news?
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Well,
Clip duration: 247 seconds
Views: 662
Timestamp in movie: 01h 28m 03s
Uploaded: 07 September, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: All hell breaks loose when the Byrnes family meets the Focker family for the first time.
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