It's okay. I know. Lot of information. You let it settle. Who'da thunk it, huh? Come on,...
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Greg Focker:
It's great to be here with all of you as I am about to set sail in my ship of life with my first mate, the beautiful, young blonde lass over there. Hey baby.Greg Focker:I still masturbate to Pam.Pam Byrnes:Greg.Greg Focker:What? It's true. Honey, what? C'mon, you're hot. Look at her! Look at those boobs. Man! I just wanna lather 'em up with soap and justGreg Focker:. Man, I just want to nestle in there and take a little vacation in there.Pam Byrnes:Honey.Greg Focker:Honey, what? I'm sorry. Okay, excuse me for you being perfect! Hey, you know who else is great? That woman over there, my future mother-in-law, Dina Byrnes! Dina Dina Bo-Bina Banana Fana Fo Fina. I love D-D-Dina Byrnes! You know they say if you really want to know what a woman's going to look like when she gets older, you should look at her mother. Well I'm lookin' and I'm likin'! Woo, Look at her! Sweetness!Greg Focker:Good genes. Byrnes gene pool.Greg Focker:Hey, hey you! Hold on. Pam, I gotta tell you something about this little dude right here. In my first really passionate sexual awakening, I did, in fact lose my virginity to our beautiful housekeeper Isabel.Pam Byrnes:Greg, honey, that was in the past so why don't you just come sit down?Greg Focker:No, no, no, no, honey. 'Cause I have to get this off my chest. Really. We concieved a child. And his name is Jorge Villalobos. Come on up here, Jorge. Come up here. Let's lift the veil of mystery. The fruit of my loins is right here! Everybody take a look. See his face. He is mine. Search your feelings Jorge. You know it to be true. Yo soy tu papa.Greg Focker:It's okay. I know. Lot of information. You let it settle. Who'da thunk it, huh? Come on, give that kid a hand. Oh, and Jack? Pam's pregnant. Focker out
It's great to be here with all of you as I am about to set sail in my ship of life with my first mate, the beautiful, young blonde lass over there. Hey baby.Greg Focker:I still masturbate to Pam.Pam Byrnes:Greg.Greg Focker:What? It's true. Honey, what? C'mon, you're hot. Look at her! Look at those boobs. Man! I just wanna lather 'em up with soap and justGreg Focker:. Man, I just want to nestle in there and take a little vacation in there.Pam Byrnes:Honey.Greg Focker:Honey, what? I'm sorry. Okay, excuse me for you being perfect! Hey, you know who else is great? That woman over there, my future mother-in-law, Dina Byrnes! Dina Dina Bo-Bina Banana Fana Fo Fina. I love D-D-Dina Byrnes! You know they say if you really want to know what a woman's going to look like when she gets older, you should look at her mother. Well I'm lookin' and I'm likin'! Woo, Look at her! Sweetness!Greg Focker:Good genes. Byrnes gene pool.Greg Focker:Hey, hey you! Hold on. Pam, I gotta tell you something about this little dude right here. In my first really passionate sexual awakening, I did, in fact lose my virginity to our beautiful housekeeper Isabel.Pam Byrnes:Greg, honey, that was in the past so why don't you just come sit down?Greg Focker:No, no, no, no, honey. 'Cause I have to get this off my chest. Really. We concieved a child. And his name is Jorge Villalobos. Come on up here, Jorge. Come up here. Let's lift the veil of mystery. The fruit of my loins is right here! Everybody take a look. See his face. He is mine. Search your feelings Jorge. You know it to be true. Yo soy tu papa.Greg Focker:It's okay. I know. Lot of information. You let it settle. Who'da thunk it, huh? Come on, give that kid a hand. Oh, and Jack? Pam's pregnant. Focker out
Full Transcript
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All right It's great to be here with all of you
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as I am about to set sail in my ship of life
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with my first mate
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the beautiful young blonde lass there Hey baby
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I love you honey
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I still masturbate to Pam
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Greg What It's true
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Honey what Come on You're hot Look at her
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Look at those boobs Man
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I just wanna lather them up with soap and just
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I love it
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Man I just wanna nestle in there and take a little vacation in there
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Honey Honey what I'm sorry
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OK excuse me for you being perfect
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Hey you know who else is great That woman over there
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My future mother in law Dina Byrnes
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If you want to know what a woman will look like
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when she gets older look at her mother
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Well I'm a lookin' and I'm a likin'
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Look at her Sweetness
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Good genes in the Byrnes gene pool
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Hey Hey you Yeah you
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Hold on Pam I got to tell you something about this little dude
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In my first really passionate sexual awakening
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I did in fact lose my virginity
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to our beautiful housekeeper Isabel
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Greg that was in the past So come and sit down
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No honey I have to get this off my chest
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Sit
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We conceived a child
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His name is Jorge Villalobos Come up here Jorge
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Let's lift the veil of mystery
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The fruit of my loins is right here
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Everybody take a look See his face He is mine
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Search your feelings Jorge
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You know it to be true
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It's OK I know I know A lot of information
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You let it settle Who'd have thunk it
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Give that kid a hand
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Oh and Jack
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Pam's pregnant
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Focker out
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Movie Summary
All hell breaks loose when the Byrnes family meets the Focker family for the first time.
Actors
Greg Focker
Pam Byrnes
