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Meet the Fockers

If its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down... Oops, forgot my own rule

Bernie Focker:
If its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down... Oops, forgot my own rule

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the If it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown flush it down policy
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Forgot my own rule
Available in 6 languages
Duration
11 seconds
Views
2,974
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:19
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Tribeca Productions,Everyman Pictures,Nancy Tenenbaum Films

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Movie Summary

All hell breaks loose when the Byrnes family meets the Focker family for the first time.

Actors

Dustin Hoffman
Bernie Focker
Dustin Hoffman
The man is loose he's limber and ready for action - Meet the Fockers 00:05
The man is loose he's limber and ready for action
Talk about something important How are things with you and PamThey're great They're greatYou have to work to keep things goingDoes she still climax regularlyMom you can't talk that way this weekend OKHoney I didn't raise you to be a so so lover - Meet the Fockers 00:18
Talk about something important How are things with you and...
It's not about winning or losing It's about passionWe just wanted him to love what he's doing Know what I meanNot really Bernard I think a competitive drive is the essential keythat makes America the only remaining superpower todayWell whatever works - Meet the Fockers 00:21
It's not about winning or losing It's about...
You're avoiding confusion by strapping a boob on a man - Meet the Fockers 00:06
You're avoiding confusion by strapping a boob on a man
I think that Roz and Bernie seem like very nice people. - Meet the Fockers 00:23
I think that Roz and Bernie seem like very nice people.
But isn't it wonderful After all this the kids are finally getting marriedI feel so happy Wait I think he just spokeLittle Jack Were you about to speakNo Just a little flatulence What were you saying - Meet the Fockers 00:19
But isn't it wonderful After all this the kids are...
No. Just a little flatulence. What were you saying? Nothing, dear. - Guys. - What? - Where are you g - Meet the Fockers 00:56
No. Just a little flatulence. What were you saying? Nothing,...
Don't let Moses go in there They have a catMoses is perfectly trained What boobHe humps everything He's like his fatherI never cheated on you They're not listening to me - Meet the Fockers 00:13
Don't let Moses go in there They have a catMoses is...
Moses, hold on, I'll save you. - Meet the Fockers 00:23
Moses, hold on, I'll save you.
The cat can flush - Meet the Fockers 00:04
The cat can flush
Forget your dog - Meet the Fockers 00:09
Forget your dog
He's alive. - Meet the Fockers 00:20
He's alive.
Oh honey he was trying to save his petI mean what if it was Jinxy who got flushed into a toiletMr Jinx has had aquatic training He would have known exactly what to do - Meet the Fockers 00:13
Oh honey he was trying to save his petI mean what if it was...
I burn cornflakes - Meet the Fockers 00:05
I burn cornflakes
When Gay was born - Meet the Fockers 00:16
When Gay was born
It's good to see you. - Meet the Fockers 00:51
It's good to see you.
He is a handsome little FockerNo he's not a Focker No he's not mine - Meet the Fockers 00:09
He is a handsome little FockerNo he's not a Focker No...
I love you, too. - Meet the Fockers 00:11
I love you, too.
- Mom. - I think I'll take him inside. - Meet the Fockers 00:35
- Mom. - I think I'll take him inside.
He's right. - Meet the Fockers 00:19
He's right.