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Meet the Fockers

I'm calling a family conference

Jack Byrnes:
I'm calling a family conference

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I'm calling a family conference
Available in 6 languages
Duration
4 seconds
Views
756
Timestamp in Movie
01:11:17
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Tribeca Productions,Everyman Pictures,Nancy Tenenbaum Films

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Movie Summary

All hell breaks loose when the Byrnes family meets the Focker family for the first time.

Actors

Robert De Niro
Jack Byrnes
Robert De Niro
Barbra Streisand
Rozalin Focker
Barbra Streisand
I'm not sure this wedding is a good idea to say the leastI don't like what I see of these Fockers - Meet the Fockers 00:08
I'm not sure this wedding is a good idea to say the...
Jack Byrnes you are a caged lionBut lions can't be captives their entire livesThey have to be free to roam the bush free and wildYour wife is a hot sexy tigress She's waiting for you to pounce on herLet me hear you roar baby roarYour body is talking to - Meet the Fockers 00:29
Jack Byrnes you are a caged lionBut lions can't be...
Alpha Foxtrot One. - Meet the Fockers 00:25
Alpha Foxtrot One.
Jack Down here under the bed - Meet the Fockers 00:05
Jack Down here under the bed
Down here, Greg. - Meet the Fockers 00:16
Down here, Greg.
Have a seat. - Meet the Fockers 00:10
Have a seat.
So this is like your mobile command centre for all your spy activities? - Meet the Fockers 00:42
So this is like your mobile command centre for all your spy...
Well, if he's not going to admit it on his own... - Meet the Fockers 00:05
Well, if he's not going to admit it on his own...
- Hello. - Hello, Jorge. - It's Jack Byrnes. - Meet the Fockers 00:19
- Hello. - Hello, Jorge. - It's Jack Byrnes.
- Hey, sweetie. - Meet the Fockers 00:44
- Hey, sweetie.
No Did you tell your mother I'm pregnantShe keeps touching my stomach smilingLike that No I didn't tell her she guessedShe what Then she told my dadOh my God - Meet the Fockers 00:16
No Did you tell your mother I'm pregnantShe keeps...
You've met some of the cousinsI met some yes I met someDomYeah Dom Focker that's my dad's first cousinDid you meet his kids Randy and Orny - Meet the Fockers 00:15
You've met some of the cousinsI met some yes I met...
Well... So you're 15? - Meet the Fockers 00:09
Well... So you're 15?
Come on, you Fockers, conga. - Meet the Fockers 00:18
Come on, you Fockers, conga.
I mean, it's romantic out here, don't you think? - Meet the Fockers 00:17
I mean, it's romantic out here, don't you think?
What are you doing to my ears? - Meet the Fockers 00:17
What are you doing to my ears?
- Hey there, preggers. - Meet the Fockers 00:43
- Hey there, preggers.
What WhatYou don't like me It's OK I don't like your little red outfitMakes you look like a demon babyMaybe I'll get you a pitchfork for Christmasso we can put you on a can of Underwood hamI'm sorry I can't make little poop soundsand I can't make little - Meet the Fockers 00:27
What WhatYou don't like me It's OK I don't...
Look, Bernie's onstage. - Meet the Fockers 00:18
Look, Bernie's onstage.
All right It's great to be here with all of youas I am about to set sail in my ship of lifewith my first matethe beautiful young blonde lass there Hey babyI love you honeyI still masturbate to PamGreg What It's trueHoney what Come on You're hot Look at - Meet the Fockers 02:41
All right It's great to be here with all of youas I am...