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Do you mind telling me why you are arresting these men?

Meet the Fockers

Do you mind telling mewhy you are arresting these men? Oh, mercy.It just gets better and...

Meet the Fockers • 2004

Do you mind telling mewhy you are arresting these men? Oh, mercy.It just gets better and better. That is none of your business,lookie-loo. - Gay?- Return to your camper. At ease. Put away the TASER. - Jack Byrnes, CIA.- Cl-what? It says here you're retired.What you gonna show me now, old timer? - Your AARP card?- You listen to me. Listen good. - What's he doing?- Don't worry. - He'll get us out of this.- You have... - Stand down, sir.- I will not. You stand down. - I will not stand down.- You will. Or you'll be working securityin a retirement home. Remain calm. It's been an hour.You think they caught up with him? I'm sure, sweetheart. If I know Bernie,they're in a café in Little Havana, eating chimichangasand working out their issues

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Do you mind telling me why you are arresting these men

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Oh mercy It just gets better and better

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That is none of your business lookie loo

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Gay Return to your camper

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At ease Put away the TASER

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Jack Byrnes CIA Cl what

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It says here you're retired What you gonna show me now old timer

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Your AARP card You listen to me Listen good

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What's he doing Don't worry

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He'll get us out of this You have

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Stand down sir I will not You stand down

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I will not stand down You will

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Or you'll be working security in a retirement home

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Remain calm

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It's been an hour You think they caught up with him

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I'm sure sweetheart

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If I know Bernie they're in a café in Little Havana

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eating chimichangas and working out their issues

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ايها الضابط هل تمانع من اخبارى

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لماذا تقبض على هؤلاء الرجال

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يا اللهى انها تتحسن دوما

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هذا ليس من شأنك

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ارجع الى مخيمك

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اهدأ يا بنى ابعد الجهاز

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جاك بايرنز سى اى ايه

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سى اى ماذا

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تقول انك على المعاش

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ماذا سترينى ايضا مؤقت قديم بطاقة ايه ايه ار بى

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الآن استمع الى واستمع جيدا

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ماذا يفعل

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لا تقلق سيخرجنا من هنا

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لا يحق لك ان

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ابتعد سيدى

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لا انا لن ابتعد انت ستبتعد

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انا لن ابتعد

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انت ستبتعد

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والا ستعمل عامل حراسة

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فى بيت متقاعدين فى شاطىء بوينت

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إبقى هادئا

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انها تقريبا ساعة

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تعتقدين انهم لحقوا به

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اكيد حبيبتى

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لمعرفتى ب بيرنى

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انهم من المحتمل يجلسون على مقهى فى هافانا الصغيرة

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يأكلون تشيمى تشانجا ويعملون على انهاء مشاكلهم

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Pourriez vous me dire pourquoi vous arrêtez ces hommes

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Pitié Plus ça va mieux c'est

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Ne vous mêlez pas de ça Lucky Luke

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Retournez à l'intérieur Repos l'ami Rangez votre Taser

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Jack Byrnes CIA C I quoi

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Ça dit que vous êtes à la retraite

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Vous allez me montrer aussi votre carte de l'âge d'or

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Ouvrez grand les oreilles Que fait il

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T'inquiète pas il va nous tirer de là

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Vous n'avez aucun Retirez vous

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Je ne me retire pas Vous vous retirez

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Je ne me retire pas Vous allez vous retirer

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ou vous finirez agent de sécurité dans une maison de retraite

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Gardez votre calme

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Ça va faire une heure Ils l'ont rattrapé vous croyez

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Sûrement ma chérie

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Ils sont probablement assis dans un café de Little Havana

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à manger des chimichangas et à régler leurs problèmes

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Greg stöhnt

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Warum verhaften Sie diese Männer Du meine Güte

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Das geht Sie nichts an Sie Gaffer Gehen Sie in Ihr Wohnmobil

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Rühren mein Sohn Jack Byrnes CIA CI was

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Sie sind pensioniert Zeigen Sie mir als nächstes Ihren Rentnerausweis

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Hören Sie mir genau zu Was tut er da

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Er holt uns hier raus

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Halten Sie den Mund Sie werden den Mund halten

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Ich halte nicht den Mund Doch

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Oder Sie stehen Wache im Altersheim Bleiben Sie ruhig

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Meint ihr die haben sie eingeholt Ganz sicher

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Die sitzen im Cafe essen Burritos und quatschen über alles

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Sirenen heulen

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Объясните почему вы арестовываете этих людей

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Господи помилуй Все лучше и лучше

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Не твое дело зевака

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Гей Вернитесь в прицеп

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Вольно Убери пушку

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Джек Бэрнс ЦРУ Ц чего

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Здесь написано в отставке Что дальше покажешь ветеран

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Пенсионное удостоверение Слушай меня внимательно

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Что он делает Не волнуйся

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Он вытащит нас отсюда У тебя нет

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У спокойтесь сэр Нет Это ты успокойся

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Я и так спокойный Перестань

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Или будешь работать в охране в доме престарелых

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Сохраняйте спокойствие

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Прошел уже час Думаете они его догнали

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Я в этом уверена милочка

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Если я знаю Берни они сейчас в кафе Маленькая Гавана

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едят чимичанги и избавляются от разногласий

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Agente por qué detiene a estos hombres

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Lo que faltaba Vamos de mal en peor

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Esto no le concierne morboso cotilla

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Vuelva a su caravana

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Descanse Guarde el paralizador

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Jack Byrnes CIA Cl qué

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Aquí pone jubilado Qué me vas a enseñar ahora anciano

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Ahora me va a escuchar

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Qué hace Tranquilo

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Nos sacará de ésta

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Atrás señor No atrás tú

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De ninguna manera

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Acabarás de vigilante en el asilo de Boynton Beach

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Permanezca en calma

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Crees que le habrán alcanzado

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Seguro hija

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Conociendo a Bernie estarán en una cafetería

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comiendo chimichangas y resolviendo la situación

Available in 6 languages

Duration

53 seconds

Views

601

Timestamp in Movie

01:40:20

Uploaded

Mar 08, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Tribeca Productions,Everyman Pictures,Nancy Tenenbaum Films

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Movie Summary

All hell breaks loose when the Byrnes family meets the Focker family for the first time.