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Meet the Fockers

One. Two. Three. Four

One. Two. Three. Four

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One Two Three
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Four
Available in 6 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
174
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:23
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Tribeca Productions,Everyman Pictures,Nancy Tenenbaum Films

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Movie Summary

All hell breaks loose when the Byrnes family meets the Focker family for the first time.
- Oh, God. - Meet the Fockers 00:49
- Oh, God.
- Hey. - Hey, we got him, didn't we, dude? - Was he impressed? - No, Dad. - Meet the Fockers 00:33
- Hey. - Hey, we got him, didn't we, dude? - Was he...
You know honey many unplanned pregnancies happenbecause the man is such a sexual dynamoand the woman craves his spermon an unconscious but very powerful levelI'm not comfortable having this conversation - Meet the Fockers 00:17
You know honey many unplanned pregnancies happenbecause the...
They don't call me Barry Poppins for nothingThat's funnyWhy would someone call you Barry PoppinsThey wouldn't - Meet the Fockers 00:16
They don't call me Barry Poppins for nothingThat's...
Remember, Greg, we're Ferberizing him, so unless it's an emergency, under no circumstances should you pick him up when he cries. - Meet the Fockers 00:26
Remember, Greg, we're Ferberizing him, so unless...
What's really going on with that man He seems very uptightJack's always been a little wound upHis job was very stressfulBeing a florist is stressfulThere's more to it than people think - Meet the Fockers 00:16
What's really going on with that man He seems very...
If you don't mind me asking How's your sex lifeI can't tell you thatWhat's the big deal I'm a professionalI'm a sex therapist specializing in senior sexualityI knew those weren't yoga matsNoWell we're not 25 anymoreYou're not dead eitherMany couples our - Meet the Fockers 00:38
If you don't mind me asking How's your sex lifeI...
OK. Here's the deal, LJ. I'll give you some attention. But you have to promise you don't tell Grandp - Meet the Fockers 00:29
OK. Here's the deal, LJ. I'll give you some...
I know we're not supposed to watch TV, but we won't tell Grandpa Jack. - Meet the Fockers 00:20
I know we're not supposed to watch TV, but we...
Hey. I got an idea. - Meet the Fockers 01:02
Hey. I got an idea.
And if that mocking bird don't singThen Greg is gonna buy you a diamond ringAnd if that diamond ring gets soldGreg's gonna feel like a big assholeAss holeNo no you don't want to say that word No that's a bad word - Meet the Fockers 00:27
And if that mocking bird don't singThen Greg is gonna...
Ass hole - Meet the Fockers 00:05
Ass hole
- I thought this was a repair shop. - Meet the Fockers 00:54
- I thought this was a repair shop.
Why are you looking at me funny? - Meet the Fockers 00:34
Why are you looking at me funny?
Jack's mole Jack has a big mole on his face - Meet the Fockers 00:05
Jack's mole Jack has a big mole on his face
Mr Moose likes to say good words He doesn't like you to say bad words Ass... - Meet the Fockers 00:34
Mr Moose likes to say good words He doesn't like you to...
...and told Elmo all about it. - Meet the Fockers 00:07
...and told Elmo all about it.
Say hello to my little friend. - Meet the Fockers 00:20
Say hello to my little friend.
Listen to your mother. - Meet the Fockers 00:07
Listen to your mother.
OK, Little Jack, I got a surprise for you. - Meet the Fockers 00:19
OK, Little Jack, I got a surprise for you.