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Meet the Fockers

Ready to hit the road, Co-Captain? - I'm the co-captain?- Let's set sail, sailor

Ready to hit the road, Co-Captain? - I'm the co-captain?- Let's set sail, sailor

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Ready to hit the road Co Captain
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I'm the co captain Let's set sail sailor
Available in 6 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
55
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:50
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Tribeca Productions,Everyman Pictures,Nancy Tenenbaum Films

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Movie Summary

All hell breaks loose when the Byrnes family meets the Focker family for the first time.
Good afternoon. - Meet the Fockers 00:38
Good afternoon.
I like that thing You mind if I make a little announcementWell only the captain gets to make an announcementDo you want to honk the hornSureOnly the captain gets to honk the horn - Meet the Fockers 00:18
I like that thing You mind if I make a little...
Hey, Jack. - Meet the Fockers 00:24
Hey, Jack.
I'm the one that gets the fumes. - Meet the Fockers 00:07
I'm the one that gets the fumes.
Hey, there. - Meet the Fockers 00:40
Hey, there.
This is the poop sign What's the sign for sour milkThis tastes a little funkyBecause that's from Debbie's left breast - Meet the Fockers 00:10
This is the poop sign What's the sign for sour milkThis...
Greg? What? You promised you wouldn't take the boob out in front of company. Nothing to be ashamed o - Meet the Fockers 00:53
Greg? What? You promised you wouldn't take the boob out...
You got it. - Meet the Fockers 00:11
You got it.
Sorry Gotta go 55 Captain Jack's orders - Meet the Fockers 00:06
Sorry Gotta go 55 Captain Jack's orders
- Would you like some company? - Meet the Fockers 00:08
- Would you like some company?
Dina Wake up and make Greg a cappuccinoShake a leg woman - Meet the Fockers 00:08
Dina Wake up and make Greg a cappuccinoShake a leg woman
A man reaches an age when he realizes what's truly importantAnd you know what that isLove and friendshipEnjoying the moment Living just LoveHis legacy That too Right Yeah sureNow my grandson Little Jack is part of that legacyIn six months you and Pam are - Meet the Fockers 00:48
A man reaches an age when he realizes what's truly...
Is that your father? - Meet the Fockers 00:09
Is that your father?
Gaylord. - Meet the Fockers 00:47
Gaylord.
Is this not the most handsome young man you've ever seenI used to call him a young Jewish Marlon BrandoCan you believe I conceived him with one testicleNo really It's trueI only have one because the other one never droppedIt's not uncommon But look at - Meet the Fockers 00:26
Is this not the most handsome young man you've ever...
That's a good icebreaker. - Meet the Fockers 00:45
That's a good icebreaker.
The If it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown flush it down policyForgot my own rule - Meet the Fockers 00:11
The If it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown...
The man is loose he's limber and ready for action - Meet the Fockers 00:05
The man is loose he's limber and ready for action
Talk about something important How are things with you and PamThey're great They're greatYou have to work to keep things goingDoes she still climax regularlyMom you can't talk that way this weekend OKHoney I didn't raise you to be a so so lover - Meet the Fockers 00:18
Talk about something important How are things with you and...
It's not about winning or losing It's about passionWe just wanted him to love what he's doing Know what I meanNot really Bernard I think a competitive drive is the essential keythat makes America the only remaining superpower todayWell whatever works - Meet the Fockers 00:21
It's not about winning or losing It's about...