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Remember that time in the park Remember the park
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Meet the Fockers

Remember the time in the park? Remember the time in the park?

Bernie Focker:
Remember the time in the park? Remember the time in the park?

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Remember that time in the park Remember the park
Available in 6 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
541
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:53
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Tribeca Productions,Everyman Pictures,Nancy Tenenbaum Films

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Movie Summary

All hell breaks loose when the Byrnes family meets the Focker family for the first time.

Actors

Dustin Hoffman
Bernie Focker
Dustin Hoffman
Huddle up I'm boredHere Dina come on Let's goYou want a spritzer What Oh a spritzer Yummy - Meet the Fockers 00:11
Huddle up I'm boredHere Dina come on Let's goYou...
You want me to be macho wacho WhatHave I ever said macho wacho to you - Meet the Fockers 00:07
You want me to be macho wacho WhatHave I ever said macho...
Just you and me, Jack. - Meet the Fockers 00:21
Just you and me, Jack.
Think you can take me Flower ManPretty sure I can Mr MomYou're going down Byrnesy boyI'm gonna rearrange your bouquet - Meet the Fockers 00:12
Think you can take me Flower ManPretty sure I can Mr...
One. Two. Three. Four. - Meet the Fockers 00:07
One. Two. Three. Four.
- Oh, God. - Meet the Fockers 00:49
- Oh, God.
- Hey. - Hey, we got him, didn't we, dude? - Was he impressed? - No, Dad. - Meet the Fockers 00:33
- Hey. - Hey, we got him, didn't we, dude? - Was he...
You know honey many unplanned pregnancies happenbecause the man is such a sexual dynamoand the woman craves his spermon an unconscious but very powerful levelI'm not comfortable having this conversation - Meet the Fockers 00:17
You know honey many unplanned pregnancies happenbecause the...
They don't call me Barry Poppins for nothingThat's funnyWhy would someone call you Barry PoppinsThey wouldn't - Meet the Fockers 00:16
They don't call me Barry Poppins for nothingThat's...
Remember, Greg, we're Ferberizing him, so unless it's an emergency, under no circumstances should you pick him up when he cries. - Meet the Fockers 00:26
Remember, Greg, we're Ferberizing him, so unless...
What's really going on with that man He seems very uptightJack's always been a little wound upHis job was very stressfulBeing a florist is stressfulThere's more to it than people think - Meet the Fockers 00:16
What's really going on with that man He seems very...
If you don't mind me asking How's your sex lifeI can't tell you thatWhat's the big deal I'm a professionalI'm a sex therapist specializing in senior sexualityI knew those weren't yoga matsNoWell we're not 25 anymoreYou're not dead eitherMany couples our - Meet the Fockers 00:38
If you don't mind me asking How's your sex lifeI...
OK. Here's the deal, LJ. I'll give you some attention. But you have to promise you don't tell Grandp - Meet the Fockers 00:29
OK. Here's the deal, LJ. I'll give you some...
I know we're not supposed to watch TV, but we won't tell Grandpa Jack. - Meet the Fockers 00:20
I know we're not supposed to watch TV, but we...
Hey. I got an idea. - Meet the Fockers 01:02
Hey. I got an idea.
And if that mocking bird don't singThen Greg is gonna buy you a diamond ringAnd if that diamond ring gets soldGreg's gonna feel like a big assholeAss holeNo no you don't want to say that word No that's a bad word - Meet the Fockers 00:27
And if that mocking bird don't singThen Greg is gonna...
Ass hole - Meet the Fockers 00:05
Ass hole
- I thought this was a repair shop. - Meet the Fockers 00:54
- I thought this was a repair shop.
Why are you looking at me funny? - Meet the Fockers 00:34
Why are you looking at me funny?
Jack's mole Jack has a big mole on his face - Meet the Fockers 00:05
Jack's mole Jack has a big mole on his face