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There's someone you don't see every day
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There's someone you don't see every day. Focker! Focker! Okay. I know this is bad. But, I...

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[Jack and Bernie are arrived at home, looked at Little Jack holding the rum bottle with his glue hands, watching the movie Scarface on TV, shocked] Bernie Focker: There's someone you don't see every day. [Moses began to humping on Jinx's back] Jack Byrnes: Focker! Focker! [Greg enters with wearing moose antlers and a breast] Greg Focker: Okay. I know this is bad. But, I can explain. Jack Byrnes: What the hell happened? I said no monkey business! [Little Jack began to crying] Greg Focker: No! There's no monkey business. Jack Byrnes: No monkey business? You're wearing my breast! [Moses barking at Jinx, he gets off his back, Jinx hissing at Moses] Jack Byrnes: Little Jack is drinking, Moses is sodomizing Jinx and you're telling me there's no monkey business? What is going on here? [turns to Little Jack] Jack Byrnes: Are you all right, LJ? [Roz, Pam and Dina enters home] Roz Focker: Hello, we're home! Hey, guys! Jack Byrnes: [grabbing the rum bottle] Give me the bottle. Give me the bottle. Pam Byrnes: Oh, my god. What happened to Little Jack? Bernie Focker: Looks like his hands has stuck in the bottle of rum. Greg Focker: Thank you, dad. Jack Byrnes: You bet, they're stuck. Pam Byrnes: Greg? How did this happen? [sees his wearing antlers] Pam Byrnes: And why are you antlers? Greg Focker: [takes his antlers off] It's... very complicated. Roz Focker: [sees the glue] It's just a little glue, he's fine. Jack Byrnes: He's not fine! If he could use of his hands, he'll tell you by himself! [to Little Jack] Jack Byrnes: All right, that's all right. Come on. [Little Jack continues crying] Pam Byrnes: Oh, Little Jack. Honey, are you okay? Greg? Jack Byrnes: Dina, Pam? Dina Byrnes: Yes, dad. I'm coming. Pam Byrnes: Little Jack? Roz Focker: [to Greg] Honey, I said a thimble. Not a bottle.


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There's something you don't see every day.
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Focker! Focker!
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Okay. I know this looks bad, but I can explain it.
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What the hell happened? I said no monkey business.
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No. There was no monkey business.
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No monkey business?
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You're wearing my breast, Little Jack is drinking,
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Moses is sodomizing Jinx,
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and you're telling me there's no monkey business?
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What is going on here? You all right, LJ?
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Hello! We're home! Hey, guys.
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Give me the bottle.
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What's happened to Little Jack?
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His hands are stuck to the bottle of rum.
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Thank you, Dad. You bet they're stuck.
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Greg, how did this happen?
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And why are you wearing antlers?
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It's very complicated.
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It's just a little glue. He's fine.
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He's not fine. If he could use his hands, he'd tell you himself.
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All right. That's all right. Come on.
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Little Jack, honey, are you okay?
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Greg...
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Dina. Pam.
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Yes, Dad, uh... I'm coming. Little Jack.
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Honey, I said a thimble, not a bottle.
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Oh, Greg.
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Hey.
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How's the little guy doing?
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Everything is just as good as new.
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Yeah.
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Dad, come on.
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Is he all right? He's asleep.
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I don't care if they did call you Larry Poppins.
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You are completely unfit to handle a child.
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It was Barry Poppins.
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What kind of sick cocktail were you gonna make my grandson?
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Jack, the baby's teething.
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I told Greg to give him some rum to ease the pain.
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It was your idea? Yes.
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What is wrong with you people?
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I used to rub bourbon on Denny's gums.
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Yeah! Look what happened to him.
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Greg, you couldn't follow a simple set of instructions?
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Jack, he was screaming.
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So I went in and gave him a little attention. Okay?
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He's learning to self-soothe.
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These setbacks are disastrous for his development.
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The child is adorable,
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but you're not raising Little Buddha over here.
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Mom. What are you saying?
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I'm saying that I've seen that kid eat
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at least 15 boogers since he's been here
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and I've got news for you, Jack,
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prodigies don't eat their own boogers.
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And I have news for you. Prodigies don't come in 10th place
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every time either.
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Okay, Dad. That's my fiancé.
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I'm sorry. I've never seen people
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celebrate mediocrity the way you do.
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Because we love our son? We hug our son?

Clip duration: 131 seconds
Views: 932
Timestamp in movie: 01h 07m 39s
Uploaded: 08 September, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: All hell breaks loose when the Byrnes family meets the Focker family for the first time.


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