There's someone you don't see every day. Focker! Focker! Okay. I know this is bad. But, I...
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[Jack and Bernie are arrived at home, looked at Little Jack holding the rum bottle with his glue hands, watching the movie Scarface on TV, shocked]
Bernie Focker:
There's someone you don't see every day.
[Moses began to humping on Jinx's back]
Jack Byrnes:
Focker! Focker!
[Greg enters with wearing moose antlers and a breast]
Greg Focker:
Okay. I know this is bad. But, I can explain.
Jack Byrnes:
What the hell happened? I said no monkey business!
[Little Jack began to crying]
Greg Focker:
No! There's no monkey business.
Jack Byrnes:
No monkey business? You're wearing my breast!
[Moses barking at Jinx, he gets off his back, Jinx hissing at Moses]
Jack Byrnes:
Little Jack is drinking, Moses is sodomizing Jinx and you're telling me there's no monkey business? What is going on here?
[turns to Little Jack]
Jack Byrnes:
Are you all right, LJ?
[Roz, Pam and Dina enters home]
Roz Focker:
Hello, we're home! Hey, guys!
Jack Byrnes:
[grabbing the rum bottle]
Give me the bottle. Give me the bottle.
Pam Byrnes:
Oh, my god. What happened to Little Jack?
Bernie Focker:
Looks like his hands has stuck in the bottle of rum.
Greg Focker:
Thank you, dad.
Jack Byrnes:
You bet, they're stuck.
Pam Byrnes:
Greg? How did this happen?
[sees his wearing antlers]
Pam Byrnes:
And why are you antlers?
Greg Focker:
[takes his antlers off]
It's... very complicated.
Roz Focker:
[sees the glue]
It's just a little glue, he's fine.
Jack Byrnes:
He's not fine! If he could use of his hands, he'll tell you by himself!
[to Little Jack]
Jack Byrnes:
All right, that's all right. Come on.
[Little Jack continues crying]
Pam Byrnes:
Oh, Little Jack. Honey, are you okay? Greg?
Jack Byrnes:
Dina, Pam?
Dina Byrnes:
Yes, dad. I'm coming.
Pam Byrnes:
Little Jack?
Roz Focker:
[to Greg]
Honey, I said a thimble. Not a bottle.
Transcript
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There's something
you don't see every day.
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Focker!
Focker!
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Okay. I know this looks bad,
but I can explain it.
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What the hell happened?
I said no monkey business.
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No.
There was no monkey business.
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No monkey business?
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You're wearing my breast,
Little Jack is drinking,
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Moses is sodomizing Jinx,
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and you're telling me
there's no monkey business?
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What is going on here?
You all right, LJ?
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Hello! We're home!
Hey, guys.
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Give me the bottle.
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What's happened to Little Jack?
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His hands are stuck
to the bottle of rum.
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Thank you, Dad.
You bet they're stuck.
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Greg, how did this happen?
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And why are you wearing antlers?
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It's very complicated.
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It's just a little glue.
He's fine.
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He's not fine. If he could use
his hands, he'd tell you himself.
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All right. That's all right.
Come on.
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Little Jack, honey,
are you okay?
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Greg...
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Dina. Pam.
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Yes, Dad, uh...
I'm coming. Little Jack.
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Honey, I said a thimble,
not a bottle.
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Oh, Greg.
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Hey.
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How's the little guy doing?
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Everything
is just as good as new.
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Yeah.
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Dad, come on.
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Is he all right? He's asleep.
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I don't care if they
did call you Larry Poppins.
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You are completely unfit
to handle a child.
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It was Barry Poppins.
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What kind of sick cocktail
were you gonna make my grandson?
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Jack, the baby's teething.
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I told Greg to give him
some rum to ease the pain.
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It was your idea?
Yes.
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What is wrong with you people?
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I used to rub bourbon
on Denny's gums.
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Yeah! Look what
happened to him.
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Greg, you couldn't follow
a simple set of instructions?
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Jack, he was screaming.
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So I went in and gave him
a little attention. Okay?
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He's learning to self-soothe.
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These setbacks are disastrous
for his development.
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The child is adorable,
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but you're not raising
Little Buddha over here.
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Mom.
What are you saying?
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I'm saying that
I've seen that kid eat
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at least 15 boogers
since he's been here
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and I've got news for you, Jack,
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prodigies don't eat
their own boogers.
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And I have news for you.
Prodigies don't come in 10th place
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every time either.
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Okay, Dad. That's my fiancé.
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I'm sorry.
I've never seen people
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celebrate mediocrity
the way you do.
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Because we love our son?
We hug our son?
Clip duration: 131 seconds
Views: 932
Timestamp in movie: 01h 07m 39s
Uploaded: 08 September, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: All hell breaks loose when the Byrnes family meets the Focker family for the first time.
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00:25 You've reached the Fockers We're not around
00:05 Ass hole
00:07 We Fockerized him We sure did
00:05 Sir I said to remain in your vehicle
00:22 You knew she was pregnant
00:07 You have issues I'm trying to understand why you run...
00:09 Bernard get out from under the vehicle or I will run you...
00:04 The cat can flush
00:05 Remember that time in the park Remember that time in the...
00:05 No Jack's mole Jack has a big mole on his face
00:06 Bernard get out from under the vehicle or I will run you...
00:06 Pam Dina we have to get off this island It's evil
00:17 You know honey many unplanned pregnancies happen
00:05 Jack Down here under the bed
00:04 I don't want his first word to be a profanity
00:09 Bernie this frittata is wonderful What's in it
00:11 Huddle up I'm bored
00:04 Muskrat
00:06 I think that baby might need a pull on that knocker of yours...
00:18 Trust me everything's going to be fine