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There's something you don't see every day

Meet the Fockers

There's somethingyou don't see every day. Focker. Focker. OK, I know this looks bad,but I...

Meet the Fockers • 2004

There's somethingyou don't see every day. Focker. Focker. OK, I know this looks bad,but I can explain. What happened?I said no monkey business. - There was No monkey business.- You're wearing my breast. Little Jack is drinking.Moses is sodomizing Jinxy. No monkey business?What is going on here? - We're home.- Hey, guys. Give me the bottle. - What happened to Little Jack?- His hands are stuck. - Thanks.- You bet they're stuck. Greg, How did this happen?And why are you wearing antlers? - It's very complicated.- It's just glue. He's fine. He's not. If he hadthe use of his hands, he'd say so. - All right.- Honey, are you OK? - Greg...- Dina? Pam? Yes, dad. Coming.Little Jack? Honey, I said a thimble,not a bottle

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There's something you don't see every day

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Focker Focker

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OK I know this looks bad but I can explain

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What happened I said no monkey business

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There was no monkey business You're wearing my breast

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Little Jack is drinking Moses is sodomizing Jinxy

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No monkey business What is going on here

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We're home Hey guys

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Give me the bottle

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What happened to Little Jack His hands are stuck

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Thanks You bet they're stuck

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Greg how did this happen And why are you wearing antlers

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It's very complicated It's just glue He's fine

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He's not If he had the use of his hands he'd say so

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All right Honey are you OK

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Greg Dina Pam

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Yes Dad Coming Little Jack

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Honey I said a thimble not a bottle

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هناك شىء لا تراه كل يوم

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فوكر فوكر

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حسنا اعرف ان هذا يبدو سىء لكنى استطيع التوضيح

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ماذا حدث بحق الجحيم انا قلت لا لشغل القرود

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لا لم يكن هناك شغل قرود

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لا شغل قرود

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انت ترتدى ثديى جاك الصغير يشرب

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موسيز يهاجم جينكس

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وتقول لى انه ليس هناك شغل قرود

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ماذا يحدث هنا هل انت بخير ال جى

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اهلا نحن بالمنزل

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اعطنى هذه الزجاجة

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ماذا حدث ل جاك الصغير

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يديه ملتصقتان بزجاجة روم

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شكرا لك يا ابى راهنت بأن هم ملتصقون

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جريج كيف حدث هذا

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ولماذا ترتدى قرون

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هذا معقد جدا

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هذا فقط صمغ صغير سيكون بخير

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انه ليس بخير لو كان يستطيع استخدام يديه كان سيقول لك بنفسه

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حسنا انت بخير تعال

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ليتل جاك عزيزى هل انت بخير

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جريج

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دينا بام

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نعم ابى انا قادمة

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عزيزى لقد قلت لمسة وليس زجاجة

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On ne voit pas ça tous les jours

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Focker

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Ça fait mauvais effet mais je peux expliquer

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Quoi J'ai dit Pas d'idioties Je n'ai pas fait l'idiot

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Comment Vous portez mon sein Jack est en train de boire

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Moses sodomise Jinx Vous ne faites pas l'idiot

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C'est quoi ce cirque

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Allô C'est nous

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Donne moi la bouteille

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Qu'y a t il Ses mains sont collées

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Merci papa Et pas qu'un peu

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Comment c'est arrivé Pourquoi portes tu ces bois

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C'est très compliqué

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Juste un peu de colle Il est correct

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Non S'il pouvait utiliser ses mains il le dirait lui même

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Ça va aller

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Bébé Jack ça va

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J'avais dit un dé à coudre pas une bouteille

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Oh das sieht man nicht alle Tage

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Focker Focker

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Ich kann alles erklären Du solltest keinen Blödsinn machen

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Habe ich nicht Du hast meine Brust an

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Little Jack trinkt Alkohol Moses bumst Jinx Was ist hier los

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Hallo Wir sind wieder da

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Gib mir die Flasche Was ist mit Little Jack

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Er klebt an einer Flasche Rum Und wie

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Greg Wieso trägst du ein Geweih Das ist sehr kompliziert

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Alles in Ordnung Es ist nur Kleber Nichts ist in Ordnung Komm her

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Schätzchen das wird schon wieder Greg

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Dina Pam Dad ich komme mit Little Jack

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Ich sagte Fingerhut

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А вот такое не каждый день увидишь

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Факер Факер

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Я знаю это очень плохо но я все могу объяснить

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Что произошло Я же сказал без глупостей

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Здесь не было никаких глупостей На тебе моя грудь

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Мини Джек пьет Моисей совершает акт мужеложства

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Это без глупостей Что здесь происходит

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Мы дома Привет ребята

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Дай мне бутылку

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Что произошло с Мини Джеком У него руки прилипли

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Спасибо Еще бы не прилипли

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Грег как это произошло И почему на тебе рога

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Это трудно объяснить Просто клей С ним все нормально

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Нет Если бы он мог двигать руками он бы сам сказал

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Все нормально Как ты маленький

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Грег Дина Пэм

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Да папа Иду Мини Джек

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Дорогой я сказала каплю а не бутылку

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Hay cosas que no se ven todos los días

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Folien

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Sé lo que parece pero puedo explicarlo

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Dije que nada de monerías

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No las ha habido No Llevas mi pecho

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El Pequeño Jack bebiendo Moisés sodomizando a Gafe

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y me dices que no ha habido monerías

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Por fin en casa Hola chicos

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Dame la botella

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Qué le ha pasado al Pequeño Jack Se le han pegado las manos

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Gracias papá Ni que lo digas

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Por qué llevas cuernos

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Es complicado Es pegamento no pasa nada

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Sí que pasa Si supiera usar las manos ya verías

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Pequeño Jack estás bien

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Greg Dina Pam

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Sí papá vamos Pequeño Jack

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Hijo te dije un dedal no una botella

Available in 6 languages

Duration

53 seconds

Views

3,294

Timestamp in Movie

01:07:38

Uploaded

Mar 08, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Tribeca Productions,Everyman Pictures,Nancy Tenenbaum Films

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Movie Summary

All hell breaks loose when the Byrnes family meets the Focker family for the first time.

Actors

Bernie Focker

Jack Byrnes

Greg Focker

Pam Byrnes

Dina Byrnes