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They don't call me Barry Poppins for nothingThat's funnyWhy would someone call you Barry PoppinsThey wouldn't
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Meet the Fockers

They wouldn't

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No entendí xd
Greg Focker:
They don't call me Barry Poppins for nothing.Jack Byrnes:Why would someone call you Barry Poppins?Greg Focker: They wouldn't

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They don't call me Barry Poppins for nothing
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That's funny
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Why would someone call you Barry Poppins
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They wouldn't
Available in 6 languages
Duration
16 seconds
Views
5,981
Timestamp in Movie
00:58:23
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Tribeca Productions,Everyman Pictures,Nancy Tenenbaum Films

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Movie Summary

All hell breaks loose when the Byrnes family meets the Focker family for the first time.

Actors

Ben Stiller
Greg Focker
Ben Stiller
Robert De Niro
Jack Byrnes
Robert De Niro
Remember, Greg, we're Ferberizing him, so unless it's an emergency, under no circumstances should you pick him up when he cries. - Meet the Fockers 00:26
Remember, Greg, we're Ferberizing him, so unless...
What's really going on with that man He seems very uptightJack's always been a little wound upHis job was very stressfulBeing a florist is stressfulThere's more to it than people think - Meet the Fockers 00:16
What's really going on with that man He seems very...
If you don't mind me asking How's your sex lifeI can't tell you thatWhat's the big deal I'm a professionalI'm a sex therapist specializing in senior sexualityI knew those weren't yoga matsNoWell we're not 25 anymoreYou're not dead eitherMany couples our - Meet the Fockers 00:38
If you don't mind me asking How's your sex lifeI...
OK. Here's the deal, LJ. I'll give you some attention. But you have to promise you don't tell Grandp - Meet the Fockers 00:29
OK. Here's the deal, LJ. I'll give you some...
I know we're not supposed to watch TV, but we won't tell Grandpa Jack. - Meet the Fockers 00:20
I know we're not supposed to watch TV, but we...
Hey. I got an idea. - Meet the Fockers 01:02
Hey. I got an idea.
And if that mocking bird don't singThen Greg is gonna buy you a diamond ringAnd if that diamond ring gets soldGreg's gonna feel like a big assholeAss holeNo no you don't want to say that word No that's a bad word - Meet the Fockers 00:27
And if that mocking bird don't singThen Greg is gonna...
Ass hole - Meet the Fockers 00:05
Ass hole
- I thought this was a repair shop. - Meet the Fockers 00:54
- I thought this was a repair shop.
Why are you looking at me funny? - Meet the Fockers 00:34
Why are you looking at me funny?
Jack's mole Jack has a big mole on his face - Meet the Fockers 00:05
Jack's mole Jack has a big mole on his face
Mr Moose likes to say good words He doesn't like you to say bad words Ass... - Meet the Fockers 00:34
Mr Moose likes to say good words He doesn't like you to...
...and told Elmo all about it. - Meet the Fockers 00:07
...and told Elmo all about it.
Say hello to my little friend. - Meet the Fockers 00:20
Say hello to my little friend.
Listen to your mother. - Meet the Fockers 00:07
Listen to your mother.
OK, Little Jack, I got a surprise for you. - Meet the Fockers 00:19
OK, Little Jack, I got a surprise for you.
LJ. Little Jack. Where are you? Does that Jorge resemble anyone you know? No one I know. - Meet the Fockers 00:11
LJ. Little Jack. Where are you? Does that Jorge resemble...
There's something you don't see every day. - Meet the Fockers 00:53
There's something you don't see every day.
- Oh, Greg. - Meet the Fockers 00:11
- Oh, Greg.
I don't care if they called you Larry Poppins You can't handle a childIt was Barry Poppins What cocktail were you makingHe's teething I told Greg to give him rum to ease the painIt was your idea YesWhat is wrong with you people I used to rub bourbon on - Meet the Fockers 01:44
I don't care if they called you Larry Poppins You...