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This is capoeira This is hardcore shit
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Meet the Fockers

This is capoeira, man. This is some hardcore shit

Bernie Focker:
This is capoeira, man. This is some hardcore shit

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This is capoeira This is hardcore shit
Available in 6 languages
Duration
4 seconds
Views
1,882
Timestamp in Movie
01:34:04
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Tribeca Productions,Everyman Pictures,Nancy Tenenbaum Films

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Movie Summary

All hell breaks loose when the Byrnes family meets the Focker family for the first time.

Actors

Dustin Hoffman
Bernie Focker
Dustin Hoffman
Robert De Niro
Jack Byrnes
Robert De Niro
In a few weeks I won't be Pam Byrnes I'll be Pamela FockerOr Byrnes Focker We haven't decidedNo no no I'm gonna be Pamela Martha FockerI know how that sounds but that's the name I'm taking - Meet the Fockers 00:14
In a few weeks I won't be Pam Byrnes I'll be...
You knew she was pregnantWe all did JackI was gonna tell you after the weddingThis was the reason I created the Circle of Trustso we could discuss these thingsThe circle isn't gonna work if you don't trust anyone that's in it - Meet the Fockers 00:22
You knew she was pregnantWe all did JackI was gonna tell you...
- Dad. - Jack. - Don't go. - Daddy. - Meet the Fockers 00:22
- Dad. - Jack. - Don't go. - Daddy.
- Is it ringing? - Meet the Fockers 00:44
- Is it ringing?
Now I need the two of you to remain on the vehicle - Meet the Fockers 00:09
Now I need the two of you to remain on the vehicle
What's the intel on Operation Living Skeleton? - Meet the Fockers 00:24
What's the intel on Operation Living Skeleton?
34 years spent reading other people and I get it all wrong. - Meet the Fockers 00:20
34 years spent reading other people and I get it all wrong.
F-O-C-K... - Meet the Fockers 00:45
F-O-C-K...
Do you mind telling me why you are arresting these men? - Meet the Fockers 00:53
Do you mind telling me why you are arresting these men?
Check it out. - Meet the Fockers 00:06
Check it out.
What's going on I talked to Judge GoldfarbIt's done We're outYou were making our call I ran into the judgeI took care of everything Yeah rightWhat are you saying JackIf you had kept your mouth shut we wouldn't be in this messI'm a lawyer I'm trying to get - Meet the Fockers 01:54
What's going on I talked to Judge GoldfarbIt's...
I'm comfortable enough in my skin to cook for my familyWhen did you last give Dina breakfast in bedWhen did you last give her anything in bedYou're out of line You are out of lineYou are You hurt my feelingsThere is no reason to hurt my feelingsStop it He - Meet the Fockers 00:19
I'm comfortable enough in my skin to cook for my...
Yeah well this isn't about you all rightEither of you It's about me and PamWe're getting married That's itWe're starting our own Circle of Trust and guess what you're not in itYou can't start a Circle of Trust It's my circleYou don't have a patent on the - Meet the Fockers 00:32
Yeah well this isn't about you all rightEither of you...
Look we're starting a family OKWe're gonna have a baby I have a 15 year old sonYou guys have gotta put aside your issuesand do what's best for us OKGreg Jorge's not your son WhatI had a comparative DNA analysis conducted and I made a mistakeYou made a - Meet the Fockers 00:38
Look we're starting a family OKWe're gonna have a...
I think I can get Judge Ira to marry you guys. - Meet the Fockers 00:10
I think I can get Judge Ira to marry you guys.
Oh, God, Daddy, you didn't? - Meet the Fockers 00:21
Oh, God, Daddy, you didn't?
I mean, it is a little weird. - Meet the Fockers 00:19
I mean, it is a little weird.
You're gonna be a great mom, Pamcake. - Meet the Fockers 00:08
You're gonna be a great mom, Pamcake.
And who gives this woman to this man? - Meet the Fockers 00:08
And who gives this woman to this man?
Daddy. - Sorry, Greg. - OK. - Meet the Fockers 00:12
Daddy. - Sorry, Greg. - OK.