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Meet the Fockers

I'm wondering why you run around with a rubber boob strapped to your chest!

Roz Focker:I'm wondering why you run around with a rubber boob strapped to your chest!

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You have issues You run around with a rubber boob strapped to your chest
Available in 6 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
672
Timestamp in Movie
01:09:58
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Tribeca Productions,Everyman Pictures,Nancy Tenenbaum Films

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Movie Summary

All hell breaks loose when the Byrnes family meets the Focker family for the first time.

Actors

Dustin Hoffman
Bernie Focker
Dustin Hoffman
I'm calling a family conference - Meet the Fockers 00:04
I'm calling a family conference
I'm not sure this wedding is a good idea to say the leastI don't like what I see of these Fockers - Meet the Fockers 00:08
I'm not sure this wedding is a good idea to say the...
Jack Byrnes you are a caged lionBut lions can't be captives their entire livesThey have to be free to roam the bush free and wildYour wife is a hot sexy tigress She's waiting for you to pounce on herLet me hear you roar baby roarYour body is talking to - Meet the Fockers 00:29
Jack Byrnes you are a caged lionBut lions can't be...
Alpha Foxtrot One. - Meet the Fockers 00:25
Alpha Foxtrot One.
Jack Down here under the bed - Meet the Fockers 00:05
Jack Down here under the bed
Down here, Greg. - Meet the Fockers 00:16
Down here, Greg.
Have a seat. - Meet the Fockers 00:10
Have a seat.
So this is like your mobile command centre for all your spy activities? - Meet the Fockers 00:42
So this is like your mobile command centre for all your spy...
Well, if he's not going to admit it on his own... - Meet the Fockers 00:05
Well, if he's not going to admit it on his own...
- Hello. - Hello, Jorge. - It's Jack Byrnes. - Meet the Fockers 00:19
- Hello. - Hello, Jorge. - It's Jack Byrnes.
- Hey, sweetie. - Meet the Fockers 00:44
- Hey, sweetie.
No Did you tell your mother I'm pregnantShe keeps touching my stomach smilingLike that No I didn't tell her she guessedShe what Then she told my dadOh my God - Meet the Fockers 00:16
No Did you tell your mother I'm pregnantShe keeps...
You've met some of the cousinsI met some yes I met someDomYeah Dom Focker that's my dad's first cousinDid you meet his kids Randy and Orny - Meet the Fockers 00:15
You've met some of the cousinsI met some yes I met...
Well... So you're 15? - Meet the Fockers 00:09
Well... So you're 15?
Come on, you Fockers, conga. - Meet the Fockers 00:18
Come on, you Fockers, conga.
I mean, it's romantic out here, don't you think? - Meet the Fockers 00:17
I mean, it's romantic out here, don't you think?
What are you doing to my ears? - Meet the Fockers 00:17
What are you doing to my ears?
- Hey there, preggers. - Meet the Fockers 00:43
- Hey there, preggers.
What WhatYou don't like me It's OK I don't like your little red outfitMakes you look like a demon babyMaybe I'll get you a pitchfork for Christmasso we can put you on a can of Underwood hamI'm sorry I can't make little poop soundsand I can't make little - Meet the Fockers 00:27
What WhatYou don't like me It's OK I don't...
Look, Bernie's onstage. - Meet the Fockers 00:18
Look, Bernie's onstage.