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You're avoiding confusion by strapping a boob on a man?

Roz Focker:You're avoiding confusion by strapping a boob on a man?

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You're avoiding confusion by strapping a boob on a man
Available in 6 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
1,025
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:31
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Tribeca Productions,Everyman Pictures,Nancy Tenenbaum Films

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Movie Summary

All hell breaks loose when the Byrnes family meets the Focker family for the first time.

Actors

Barbra Streisand
Rozalin Focker
Barbra Streisand
I think that Roz and Bernie seem like very nice people. - Meet the Fockers 00:23
I think that Roz and Bernie seem like very nice people.
But isn't it wonderful After all this the kids are finally getting marriedI feel so happy Wait I think he just spokeLittle Jack Were you about to speakNo Just a little flatulence What were you saying - Meet the Fockers 00:19
But isn't it wonderful After all this the kids are...
No. Just a little flatulence. What were you saying? Nothing, dear. - Guys. - What? - Where are you g - Meet the Fockers 00:56
No. Just a little flatulence. What were you saying? Nothing,...
Don't let Moses go in there They have a catMoses is perfectly trained What boobHe humps everything He's like his fatherI never cheated on you They're not listening to me - Meet the Fockers 00:13
Don't let Moses go in there They have a catMoses is...
Moses, hold on, I'll save you. - Meet the Fockers 00:23
Moses, hold on, I'll save you.
The cat can flush - Meet the Fockers 00:04
The cat can flush
Forget your dog - Meet the Fockers 00:09
Forget your dog
He's alive. - Meet the Fockers 00:20
He's alive.
Oh honey he was trying to save his petI mean what if it was Jinxy who got flushed into a toiletMr Jinx has had aquatic training He would have known exactly what to do - Meet the Fockers 00:13
Oh honey he was trying to save his petI mean what if it was...
I burn cornflakes - Meet the Fockers 00:05
I burn cornflakes
When Gay was born - Meet the Fockers 00:16
When Gay was born
It's good to see you. - Meet the Fockers 00:51
It's good to see you.
He is a handsome little FockerNo he's not a Focker No he's not mine - Meet the Fockers 00:09
He is a handsome little FockerNo he's not a Focker No...
I love you, too. - Meet the Fockers 00:11
I love you, too.
- Mom. - I think I'll take him inside. - Meet the Fockers 00:35
- Mom. - I think I'll take him inside.
He's right. - Meet the Fockers 00:19
He's right.
Jack tell me one smart thing the CLIA has doneI will give you the deed to her houseThe CLIAThe Central Lack of Intelligence Agency - Meet the Fockers 00:12
Jack tell me one smart thing the CLIA has doneI will give...
That baby might need a pull on that knocker of yours Jack - Meet the Fockers 00:06
That baby might need a pull on that knocker of yours Jack
We use the Ferber method We used the Focker methodWe hugged and kissed our little prince like there was no tomorrowWe Fockerised him - Meet the Fockers 00:11
We use the Ferber method We used the Focker methodWe hugged...
That's Greg getting circumcised right hereThe ceremony was at my parents'There was a cold snap Tell itThe heater conked out so no matter how he triedthe mohel couldn't coax Greggy's tiny turtle from its shellLet's not talk about the tiny turtle OK This is - Meet the Fockers 00:20
That's Greg getting circumcised right hereThe ceremony...