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Meet the Parents

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Male nurse Greg Focker meets his girlfriend's parents before proposing, but her suspicious father is every date's worst nightmare.
Director
Jay Roach
Year
2000
Genre
comedy, romance
Box Office
$166,244,045
Production
Universal Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Nancy Tenenbaum Films,Tribeca Productions
Awards
Nominated for 1 Oscar. 7 wins & 15 nominations total
Part of Collection
Meet the Parents Collection: Meet the Fockers, Little Fockers, Meet the Parents
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I know we haven't been together that long, but these last ten months have just been the happiest of my life. - Meet the Parents 00:51
I know we haven't been together that long, but these...
Will you marry meYesSeriously Do you think that sounds goodNo Really'Cause I think that kinda sums up NoOh sorry SorrySometimes these catheters can pinch a little bit - Meet the Parents 00:20
Will you marry meYesSeriously Do you think that sounds...
OK, it's time for our problem of the week. - Meet the Parents 01:00
OK, it's time for our problem of the week.
– Sir, that's not gonna fit. - Meet the Parents 00:33
– Sir, that's not gonna fit.
Hey pal if it ain't fittin' through the frameyou ain't carryin' it on the plane - Meet the Parents 00:07
Hey pal if it ain't fittin' through the frameyou...
Excuse me. - Meet the Parents 00:18
Excuse me.
It's a great gift. - Meet the Parents 00:32
It's a great gift.
Take it easy on the sarcasm Humor is entirely wasted on my parentsWhat are they Amish - Meet the Parents 00:08
Take it easy on the sarcasm Humor is entirely wasted on my...
OK, no jokes. - Meet the Parents 00:18
OK, no jokes.
Yeah, the roof is probably a better idea. - Meet the Parents 00:20
Yeah, the roof is probably a better idea.
What are you driving there a FordOh yeah it's a TaurusWe were gonna get a mid size but I figure hey we pull down decent bucksMight as well go all out pop for the full sizeSure Interesting color You pick itOh no the guy at the counter WhyWell they say - Meet the Parents 00:28
What are you driving there a FordOh yeah it's a...
Oh now Greg you have a very unique last nameWe were curious how do you pronounce itOh just like it's spelledF O C K E RFocker Focker - Meet the Parents 00:22
Oh now Greg you have a very unique last nameWe were curious...
Plus you got another guy around the house to leave the seat upHe can't lift the seat GregHe lacks the strength and the opposable thumbs - Meet the Parents 00:13
Plus you got another guy around the house to leave the seat...
Hey listen be nice to this one OK I kinda like him - Meet the Parents 00:07
Hey listen be nice to this one OK I kinda like him
– Shirt fit OK, Greg? - Meet the Parents 00:31
– Shirt fit OK, Greg?
Oh, look at this. - Meet the Parents 00:40
Oh, look at this.
So, Greg, how's your job? - Meet the Parents 00:31
So, Greg, how's your job?
I mean can you ever really trust another human being GregSure I think so No the answer is you cannot - Meet the Parents 00:13
I mean can you ever really trust another human being...
We'll be watching you - Meet the Parents 00:04
We'll be watching you
Trust me Greg when you start having little Fockers running aroundyou'll understand the need for this level of protection - Meet the Parents 00:07
Trust me Greg when you start having little Fockers running...
– Big day, Saturday. - Meet the Parents 00:14
– Big day, Saturday.
Hey, you know, Jack, now that we have a second to talk, I just want you to know how much Pam means to me. - Meet the Parents 00:19
Hey, you know, Jack, now that we have a second to talk, I...
I don't not like cats. - Meet the Parents 00:35
I don't not like cats.
You like Peter, Paul and Mary? - Meet the Parents 00:10
You like Peter, Paul and Mary?
– Great song. - Meet the Parents 00:47
– Great song.
Who would've thought it wasn't really about a dragon huhWhat do you meanYou know the whole drug thingNo I don't know Why don't you tell meSome people think thatto Puff the Magic Dragon means toThey're reallyTo smoke to smokeA marijuana cigaretteWell - Meet the Parents 00:59
Who would've thought it wasn't really about a...
– Are you a pothead, Focker? - Meet the Parents 00:15
– Are you a pothead, Focker?
Look, Greg, I'll meet you back out front in about 12 to 15 minutes. - Meet the Parents 00:08
Look, Greg, I'll meet you back out front in about 12 to...
– Hey. Hi. – Hey. How you doing? Hey. Do you have any of those nicotine patches? No. We have the gum - Meet the Parents 00:32
– Hey. Hi. – Hey. How you doing? Hey. Do you have any of...
Thank you Yes OK And what's your most expensive bottle of champagneMumm's It's on sale for 13 95Really That's it You don't have likea nice like 80 or 100 bottle of somethingYou can get a whole bunch of Mumm's - Meet the Parents 00:17
Thank you Yes OK And what's your most expensive bottle...
– Focker. - Meet the Parents 00:29
– Focker.
Get your hot buns, hot patooties. - Meet the Parents 00:45
Get your hot buns, hot patooties.
O dear Godthank youYou are such a good God to us a kind and gentleand accommodating GodAnd we thank you O sweet sweet Lord of hostsfor thesmorgasbord you have so aptlylain at our table this dayand each day by dayDay by day by dayO dear Lord three things - Meet the Parents 01:10
O dear Godthank youYou are such a good God to us a kind and...
Oh, that's a… That's a lovely vase. - Meet the Parents 00:11
Oh, that's a… That's a lovely vase.
My Mother by Jack ByrnesYou gave me life you gave me milkYou gave me courageYour name was Angela the angel from heavenBut you were also an angel of God and he needed you tooSelfishly I tried to keep you hereWhile the cancer ate away your organsLike an - Meet the Parents 01:01
My Mother by Jack ByrnesYou gave me life you gave me milkYou...
…into a little saucer, then took the saucer and fed it to Geppetto… that's what I named him. - Meet the Parents 00:16
…into a little saucer, then took the saucer and fed it to...
I had I had no idea you could milk a catOh yeah you can milk anything with nipplesI have nipples Greg Could you milk me - Meet the Parents 00:13
I had I had no idea you could milk a catOh yeah you can milk...
I have nipples, Greg. - Meet the Parents 00:16
I have nipples, Greg.
«I have nipples. - Meet the Parents 00:39
«I have nipples.
Greg sweetie how you doing Oh just fineconsidering I desecrated your grandma's remainsfound out you were engaged and had your father ask me to milk him - Meet the Parents 00:13
Greg sweetie how you doing Oh just fineconsidering I...
You never told me about your cat milking days in Motown - Meet the Parents 00:07
You never told me about your cat milking days in Motown
What's with the robe? - Meet the Parents 00:31
What's with the robe?
I'm a realist I understand it's the 21st centuryand you've probably had premarital relations with my daughterBut under our roof it's my way or the Long Island ExpresswayIs that understood Of course yeahGood Keep your snake in its cage for 72 hours - Meet the Parents 00:18
I'm a realist I understand it's the 21st...
Welcome to Atlantic American Airways' lost luggage department. - Meet the Parents 00:23
Welcome to Atlantic American Airways' lost luggage...
Sorry. I don't know what it is, but there's something about him that's a little off. - Meet the Parents 00:49
Sorry. I don't know what it is, but there's...
I just feel sorry the poor boy never had a home cooked mealWhat kind of a family doesn't have time to sit down for dinner - Meet the Parents 00:09
I just feel sorry the poor boy never had a home cooked...
– Oh, geez, I just realized something. - Meet the Parents 00:12
– Oh, geez, I just realized something.
Why don't you try that onOh that's OKOh come on We'll have some fun I'll show you how it worksI I shouldn't Why should you be afraidYou have nothing to hide No I knowSo there shouldn't be any problem No there's no problemSo try it on OK - Meet the Parents 00:21
Why don't you try that onOh that's OKOh come on...
Don't worry. - Meet the Parents 00:45
Don't worry.
Don't worry You'll enjoy this - Meet the Parents 00:04
Don't worry You'll enjoy this
Looks complicated Now these aren't 100 percent accurate right They'reYou'd be surprised how accurate they are - Meet the Parents 00:09
Looks complicated Now these aren't 100 percent accurate...
Did you fly on an airplane today Yes I didNo peeking Did we eat pot roastfor dinner tonight YesWas it under cookedNo it was rare It was a little rare for my tasteBut I wouldn't I'm just kidding I'm justRelax Relax The needles are jumpingHave you ever - Meet the Parents 00:51
Did you fly on an airplane today Yes I didNo peeking Did we...
No, it was rare. - Meet the Parents 00:23
No, it was rare.
No. – I mean, well, I don't… – Yes or no? - Meet the Parents 00:08
No. – I mean, well, I don't… – Yes or no?
What's the matter You can't sleepNo no I'm just going over some of my answersfrom the polygraph test your dad just gave me - Meet the Parents 00:10
What's the matter You can't sleepNo no I'm...
Or does he hook all your boyfriends up to his little machineWell he doesn't need a machine He's a human lie detectorWhatGreg my father was never in the rare flower businessThat was just his coverHe was in the CIA for 34 yearsHow could you not tell me - Meet the Parents 00:48
Or does he hook all your boyfriends up to his little...
So, what? - Meet the Parents 00:34
So, what?
– No, no! - Meet the Parents 00:27
– No, no!
– Morning, Greg. - Meet the Parents 00:56
– Morning, Greg.
Pam told me she let you in on a little secret of mine last nightYes she didAs long as you can keep your mouth shut for the rest of your lifeyou're in no immediate dangerI won't tellI'm just being humorous - Meet the Parents 00:22
Pam told me she let you in on a little secret of mine last...
You know Greg's in medicine too LarryOh really What field NursingThat's good No really What fieldNursing - Meet the Parents 00:15
You know Greg's in medicine too LarryOh really What...
And pay a little visit to the shower fairy - Meet the Parents 00:05
And pay a little visit to the shower fairy
– Hey, you OK? - Meet the Parents 00:41
– Hey, you OK?
Denny? Denny? Hello? Hello? - Meet the Parents 00:11
Denny? Denny? Hello? Hello?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! - Meet the Parents 00:27
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
What Were you just sniffing my boxers dude - Meet the Parents 00:04
What Were you just sniffing my boxers dude
You scared me - Meet the Parents 00:19
You scared me
Dad keeps you guys under a pretty close watch, huh? - Meet the Parents 00:27
Dad keeps you guys under a pretty close watch, huh?
P-h phat. - Meet the Parents 00:37
P-h phat.
Oh and don't worry about the little covert op all rightI'll keep it on the lowdown Down lowNo doubt - Meet the Parents 00:09
Oh and don't worry about the little covert op all...
– Denny, I'm lending Greg your jacket. - Meet the Parents 00:11
– Denny, I'm lending Greg your jacket.
Denny how's the tux fitDad What's thatIt's a sculpture I found in Greg's jacketThis isn't a sculpture Denny This is a device for smoking marijuana - Meet the Parents 00:17
Denny how's the tux fitDad What's thatIt's a...
This isn't a sculpture, Denny. - Meet the Parents 00:14
This isn't a sculpture, Denny.
Oh, hey, Jack. - Meet the Parents 00:12
Oh, hey, Jack.
Did I not clearly explain the circle of trust to you, Greg? - Meet the Parents 00:44
Did I not clearly explain the circle of trust to you, Greg?
Jack, I don't know what we're talking about. - Meet the Parents 00:25
Jack, I don't know what we're talking about.
All right Focker I'm a patient man - Meet the Parents 00:04
All right Focker I'm a patient man
And if I find that you are trying to corrupt my firstborn childI will bring you down babyI will bring you down to Chinatown - Meet the Parents 00:11
And if I find that you are trying to corrupt my firstborn...
Where are we? - Meet the Parents 00:47
Where are we?
Well, they… they went to lacrosse camp together, and Kevin was the one who introduced Bob to Debbie. - Meet the Parents 00:39
Well, they… they went to lacrosse camp together, and Kevin...
Greg's a male nurse That's right Thank you JackWell that's great That's great to give something back like thatI'd love to find time to do volunteer workJust the other day I saw this golden retriever thatHe had like a gimp and he couldn't reallyIt made me - Meet the Parents 00:26
Greg's a male nurse That's right Thank you...
Wow! It looks like somebody got an «A» in wood shop. Yeah, it's always been kind of a hobby. I whitt - Meet the Parents 00:25
Wow! It looks like somebody got an «A» in wood shop. Yeah,...
I guess I'd have to say Jesus He was a carpenterI figured if you're gonna follow in someone's footstepswho better than ChristGreg's JewishAre you YeahWell so was J C Wow You're in good company - Meet the Parents 00:24
I guess I'd have to say Jesus He was a carpenterI...
It's beautiful What is itIt's an altar Or you might call it a chuppah - Meet the Parents 00:10
It's beautiful What is itIt's an altar Or you...
So, let me hook you up with some trunks, Gregger. - Meet the Parents 00:15
So, let me hook you up with some trunks, Gregger.
Yeah, that'd be Gre… Hey, there he is! - Meet the Parents 00:26
Yeah, that'd be Gre… Hey, there he is!
G man we got salmon we got swordfish What's it gonna beHow 'bout a little of both K Dog I'm pretty hungryI think they call that the munchies - Meet the Parents 00:13
G man we got salmon we got swordfish What's it gonna...
– Come on, Greg. - Meet the Parents 00:09
– Come on, Greg.
Greg nobody's expecting much out of you If I set you up with the ballcan you jump up and spike it NoI'd have to be pretty high but yeah I bet you would Panama Red - Meet the Parents 00:12
Greg nobody's expecting much out of you If I set you up...
– What the hell's the matter with you? - Meet the Parents 00:17
– What the hell's the matter with you?
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Male nurse Greg Focker meets his girlfriend's parents before proposing, but her suspicious father is every date's worst nightmare.

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Director: Jay Roach
Writer: Greg Glienna, Mary Ruth Clarke, Jim Herzfeld
Production: Universal Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Nancy Tenenbaum Films,Tribeca Productions
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2000
MetaScore: 73/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $166,244,045
Released: 06 Oct 2000
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 7 wins & 15 nominations total
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Meet the Parents Collection: Meet the Fockers, Little Fockers, Meet the Parents
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