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"Meet the Parents" quotes

Meet the Parents poster
Male nurse Greg Focker meets his girlfriend's parents before proposing, but her suspicious father is every date's worst nightmare.

Director: Jay Roach
Writer: Greg Glienna, Mary Ruth Clarke, Jim Herzfeld
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2000
MetaScore: 73/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $166,244,045
Released: 06 Oct 2000
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 7 wins & 15 nominations total

84 video clips

Dina ByrnesGreg FockerJack ByrnesDenny ByrnesBob BanksKevin RawleyDeborah ByrnesPam ByrnesChicago Airport SecurityGreg's Hospital Patient
Is your name Gaylord Focker - Meet the Parents 01:10 Is your name Gaylord Focker Puff's just the name of the boy's magical dragon - Meet the Parents 01:23 Puff's just the name of the boy's magical dragon It's not like I have a bomb - Meet the Parents 02:07 It's not like I have a bomb I love your daughter - Meet the Parents 02:16 I love your daughter Now these aren't 100 accurate right - Meet the Parents 00:27 Now these aren't 100 accurate right We're only boarding rows 9 and above right now - Meet the Parents 00:42 We're only boarding rows 9 and above right now My Mother by Jack Byrnes - Meet the Parents 00:36 My Mother by Jack Byrnes I mean can you ever really trust another human being Greg - Meet the Parents 00:13 I mean can you ever really trust another human being Greg So what if he took the MCATs He's still not good enough for Pam - Meet the Parents 00:26 So what if he took the MCATs He's still not good enough... Dad You ever think of knocking - Meet the Parents 00:09 Dad You ever think of knocking Hey Jackie - Meet the Parents 00:34 Hey Jackie Greg sweetie how are you doing - Meet the Parents 00:13 Greg sweetie how are you doing 0h dear God - Meet the Parents 00:37 0h dear God It's beautiful What is it - Meet the Parents 00:10 It's beautiful What is it If it don't fit through the frame you ain't carrying it on the plane - Meet the Parents 00:07 If it don't fit through the frame you ain't... '0oh hey check my pulse on this question - Meet the Parents 00:08 '0oh hey check my pulse on this question 0h don't worry about the little covert op all right - Meet the Parents 00:10 0h don't worry about the little covert op all right Carpentry I guess I'd have to say Jesus - Meet the Parents 00:26 Carpentry I guess I'd have to say Jesus What's the matter you can't sleep - Meet the Parents 00:10 What's the matter you can't sleep Did you fly on an airplane today Yes I did - Meet the Parents 00:34 Did you fly on an airplane today Yes I did Why don't you try that on - Meet the Parents 00:19 Why don't you try that on Pam told me she let you in on a little secret of mine last night - Meet the Parents 00:22 Pam told me she let you in on a little secret of mine last... Pam Easy on the sarcasm Humor is wasted on my parents - Meet the Parents 00:08 Pam Easy on the sarcasm Humor is wasted on my parents I love you Daddy - Meet the Parents 00:07 I love you Daddy Plus you got another guy in the house to leave the seat up - Meet the Parents 00:13 Plus you got another guy in the house to leave the seat up Hey listen be nice to this one 0K - Meet the Parents 00:07 Hey listen be nice to this one 0K Don't worry you'll enjoy this - Meet the Parents 00:04 Don't worry you'll enjoy this Will you marry me - Meet the Parents 00:20 Will you marry me I had no idea you could milk a cat - Meet the Parents 00:13 I had no idea you could milk a cat I will bring you down - Meet the Parents 00:15 I will bring you down Pam's middle name - Meet the Parents 00:12 Pam's middle name You scared me - Meet the Parents 00:19 You scared me What are you driving there - Meet the Parents 00:29 What are you driving there You have a very unique last name - Meet the Parents 00:21 You have a very unique last name How come you don't like cats - Meet the Parents 00:40 How come you don't like cats We have a policy on this airline that if a bag is this large we take - Meet the Parents 00:41 We have a policy on this airline that if a bag is this large... I thought your name was Greg - Meet the Parents 00:26 I thought your name was Greg I love your daughter I love her more than anything - Meet the Parents 00:58 I love your daughter I love her more than anything Looks like we've got another wedding to plan - Meet the Parents 00:31 Looks like we've got another wedding to plan You're gonna have to check that - Meet the Parents 00:46 You're gonna have to check that What is that smell - Meet the Parents 00:20 What is that smell But under our roof - Meet the Parents 00:30 But under our roof When you start having little Fockers running around - Meet the Parents 00:08 When you start having little Fockers running around Greg's in medicine too - Meet the Parents 00:15 Greg's in medicine too You never told me about your cat milking days in Motown - Meet the Parents 00:05 You never told me about your cat milking days in Motown You tried to milk him - Meet the Parents 00:05 You tried to milk him Supposed to let him wander the streets without food - Meet the Parents 00:06 Supposed to let him wander the streets without food You have another question - Meet the Parents 00:16 You have another question I'd have to be pretty high - Meet the Parents 00:14 I'd have to be pretty high It's a sculpture I found in Greg's jacket - Meet the Parents 00:19 It's a sculpture I found in Greg's jacket What kind of family doesn't have time to sit down for dinner - Meet the Parents 00:10 What kind of family doesn't have time to sit down for... Does he hook all your boyfriends up to his little machine - Meet the Parents 00:49 Does he hook all your boyfriends up to his little machine If you married my daughter - Meet the Parents 00:26 If you married my daughter We are not going to cancel the rehearsal for some stupid cat - Meet the Parents 00:38 We are not going to cancel the rehearsal for some stupid cat I will be watching you - Meet the Parents 00:05 I will be watching you Sorry folks Had to pay a visit to the urinal fairy - Meet the Parents 00:06 Sorry folks Had to pay a visit to the urinal fairy You just sniffing my boxers - Meet the Parents 00:04 You just sniffing my boxers Did you flush this toilet - Meet the Parents 00:29 Did you flush this toilet Greg's a male nurse - Meet the Parents 00:26 Greg's a male nurse How 'bout a little of both - Meet the Parents 00:18 How 'bout a little of both Sorry we're only boarding rows nine and above You'll have to wait - Meet the Parents 01:04 Sorry we're only boarding rows nine and above... Greg's a male nurse - Meet the Parents 00:04 Greg's a male nurse Let's not make it a nightmare - Meet the Parents 00:08 Let's not make it a nightmare All right Focker I'm a patient man - Meet the Parents 00:04 All right Focker I'm a patient man

Cast

Jack Byrnes - Robert De Niro
Greg Focker - Ben Stiller
Pam Byrnes - Teri Polo
Dina Byrnes - Blythe Danner
Deborah Byrnes - Nicole DeHuff
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