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All right Focker I'm a patient man
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Meet the Parents

Jesus, Focker. It's just a game

Jack Byrnes:

Jesus, Focker. It's just a game

Full Transcript

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All right Focker I'm a patient man
Duration
4 seconds
Views
525
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:33
Uploaded
Dec 03, 2022
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Nancy Tenenbaum Films,Tribeca Productions

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Movie Summary

Male nurse Greg Focker meets his girlfriend's parents before proposing, but her suspicious father is every date's worst nightmare.

Actors

Robert De Niro
Jack Byrnes
Robert De Niro
And if I find that you are trying to corrupt my firstborn childI will bring you down babyI will bring you down to Chinatown - Meet the Parents 00:11
And if I find that you are trying to corrupt my firstborn...
Where are we? - Meet the Parents 00:47
Where are we?
Well, they… they went to lacrosse camp together, and Kevin was the one who introduced Bob to Debbie. - Meet the Parents 00:39
Well, they… they went to lacrosse camp together, and Kevin...
Greg's a male nurse That's right Thank you JackWell that's great That's great to give something back like thatI'd love to find time to do volunteer workJust the other day I saw this golden retriever thatHe had like a gimp and he couldn't reallyIt made me - Meet the Parents 00:26
Greg's a male nurse That's right Thank you...
Wow! It looks like somebody got an «A» in wood shop. Yeah, it's always been kind of a hobby. I whitt - Meet the Parents 00:25
Wow! It looks like somebody got an «A» in wood shop. Yeah,...
I guess I'd have to say Jesus He was a carpenterI figured if you're gonna follow in someone's footstepswho better than ChristGreg's JewishAre you YeahWell so was J C Wow You're in good company - Meet the Parents 00:24
I guess I'd have to say Jesus He was a carpenterI...
It's beautiful What is itIt's an altar Or you might call it a chuppah - Meet the Parents 00:10
It's beautiful What is itIt's an altar Or you...
So, let me hook you up with some trunks, Gregger. - Meet the Parents 00:15
So, let me hook you up with some trunks, Gregger.
Yeah, that'd be Gre… Hey, there he is! - Meet the Parents 00:26
Yeah, that'd be Gre… Hey, there he is!
G man we got salmon we got swordfish What's it gonna beHow 'bout a little of both K Dog I'm pretty hungryI think they call that the munchies - Meet the Parents 00:13
G man we got salmon we got swordfish What's it gonna...
– Come on, Greg. - Meet the Parents 00:09
– Come on, Greg.
Greg nobody's expecting much out of you If I set you up with the ballcan you jump up and spike it NoI'd have to be pretty high but yeah I bet you would Panama Red - Meet the Parents 00:12
Greg nobody's expecting much out of you If I set you up...
– What the hell's the matter with you? - Meet the Parents 00:17
– What the hell's the matter with you?
– Pam, help your sister, please. - Meet the Parents 00:22
– Pam, help your sister, please.
Hey, your suitcase. - Meet the Parents 00:55
Hey, your suitcase.
Dad you ever think of knocking Not in my own denWhat are you two doing in here I'd say rounding second base - Meet the Parents 00:09
Dad you ever think of knocking Not in my own denWhat are you...
Jack Did you flush this toiletMaybe You know what Maybe Jinx flushed itI saw little Jinxy come in last nightand he took a little squat and relieved himselfJinx knows not to use that toilet and even if he did he'd never flush itWhat does it matter The - Meet the Parents 00:31
Jack Did you flush this toiletMaybe You know what Maybe Jinx...
Oh my God What's that smellThat smell Bob is our shitFocker flushed the toilet in the den so the septic tank is overflowingJack I told you It wasn't me It was JinxFocker I'm not gonna tell you againJinx cannot flush the toilet He's a cat for chrissakesThe - Meet the Parents 00:22
Oh my God What's that smellThat smell Bob is our...
No. No, no, no. Not on the lawn! Stay where you are. Not on the lawn! – Kevin, no! – No, no, no, no! - Meet the Parents 00:11
No. No, no, no. Not on the lawn! Stay where you are. Not on...
– No, no, no! - Meet the Parents 00:06
– No, no, no!