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Or does he hook all your boyfriends up to his little machineWell he doesn't need a machine He's a human lie detectorWhatGreg my father was never in the rare flower businessThat was just his coverHe

Meet the Parents

Oh yea. That's great. I was scared of your dad back when I thought he was a florist. It's...

Meet the Parents • 2000

Greg Focker:
Does he hook all your boyfriends up to his little machine?Pam Byrnes:Well, he doesn't need a machine. He's a human lie detector.Greg Focker:What?Pam Byrnes:Greg, my father was never in the rare flower business. That was just his cover. He was in the C.I.A. for 34 years.Greg Focker:How could you not tell me this?Pam Byrnes:I wanted to, honey, but it was strictly on a "need-to-know" basis.Greg Focker:So, what? He's in the C.I.A.? He was a spy? He is a spy?Pam Byrnes:No, he was more like a psychological profiler. They used him to interrogate suspected double agents in the company.Greg Focker:Oh yea. That's great. I was scared of your dad back when I thought he was a florist. It's wonderful to know that I've actually got a C.I.A. spy-hunter on my ass

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Or does he hook all your boyfriends up to his little machine

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Well he doesn't need a machine He's a human lie detector

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What

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Greg my father was never in the rare flower business

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That was just his cover

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He was in the CIA for 34 years

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How could you not tell me this

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I wanted to honey but it was strictly on a need to know basis

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So what He's in the CIA He was a spy He is a spy

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No he was more like a psychological profiler

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They used him to interrogate suspected double agents in the company

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Oh that's great Yeah

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I was scared of your dad back when I thought he was a florist

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It's wonderful to know I've actually got a CIA spy hunter on my ass

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Il accroche tous tes petits amis à sa machine

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Nul besoin de machine C'est un détecteur humain

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Quoi

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Mon père n'a jamais été fleuriste

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C'était sa couverture

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Il a passé 34 ans à la CIA

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Et tu m'as rien dit

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Je voulais chéri

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mais je ne devais le faire qu'en cas de nécessité

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Il est à la CIA C'était c'est un espion

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Plutôt un agent psychologique

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Il traquait les agents doubles au sein de la CIA

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Super

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En fleuriste il me faisait déjà peur

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Maintenant j'ai un chasseur d'espions de la CIA aux fesses

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Foltert er alle deine Freunde mit der Maschine

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Er braucht keine er ist selbst ein Lügendetektor

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Was

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Mein Vater hat nie mit seltenen Blumen gehandelt

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Das war nur seine Tarnung

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Er war 34 Jahre beim CIA

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Und so was sagst du mir nicht

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Das wollte ich ja Aber ohne triftigen Grund durfte ich es nicht

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Na und er ist bei der CIA War er Spion

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Er erstellte psychologische Profile

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Er verhörte potentielle Doppelagenten

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Das ist ja toll

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Ich hatte schon Angst als er Florist war

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Jetzt klebt mir sogar ein CIA Agentenjäger am Arsch

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ростки бамбука сквозь мои пальцы

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Или он заставляет всех твоих женихов проходить через эту адскую машину

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Ему не нужна машина Он сам ходячий детектор лжи

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Что

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Грэг мой отец никогда не выращивал цветы

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Это было его прикрытие

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Он проработал в ЦРУ 34 года

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Почему ты мне этого не сказала

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Я хотела но только в самом крайнем случае

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Значит он работает в ЦРУ

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Он что шпион И сейчас шпионит

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Нет он больше психолог Его использовали на допросах

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чтобы расколоть двойных агентов

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Здорово Сначала я был нимало удивлен узнав что твой отец занимается цветами

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А теперь оказывается что на свою задницу я получил еще и агента ЦРУ

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Así reaccionarías si te digo que me metió palillos en las uñas

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Pasa a todos tus novios por esa máquina

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No él mismo es un detector de mentiras humano

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Qué

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Greg mi padre nunca fue floristero

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Eso era su tapadera

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Estuvo en la CIA 34 años

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Cómo no me lo has dicho

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Quería decírtelo

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pero sólo si era imprescindible

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Está en la CIA Era un espía Es un espía

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No realizaba perfiles psicológicos

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Interrogaba a agentes dobles sospechosos

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Es genial

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Le tenía miedo cuando pensaba que era floristero

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Qué maravilla me la juego con un caza espías de la CIA

Available in 5 languages

Duration

48 seconds

Views

1,939

Timestamp in Movie

00:41:33

Uploaded

Feb 21, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Nancy Tenenbaum Films,Tribeca Productions

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Movie Summary

Male nurse Greg Focker meets his girlfriend's parents before proposing, but her suspicious father is every date's worst nightmare.

Actors

Greg Focker

Pam Byrnes