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Meet the Parents

I have nipples, Greg.Could you milk me? OK, could we changethe subject perhaps? –...

I have nipples, Greg.Could you milk me? OK, could we changethe subject perhaps? – Champagne, champagne.– Yes. Maybe we could celebratewith a little bubbly. That'd be great. Good idea

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I have nipples Greg Could you milk me
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OK could we change the subject perhaps
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Champagne champagne Yes
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Maybe we could celebrate with a little bubbly
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That'd be great Good idea
Available in 5 languages
Duration
16 seconds
Views
80
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:35
Uploaded
Feb 21, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Nancy Tenenbaum Films,Tribeca Productions

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Movie Summary

Male nurse Greg Focker meets his girlfriend's parents before proposing, but her suspicious father is every date's worst nightmare.
«I have nipples. - Meet the Parents 00:39
«I have nipples.
Greg sweetie how you doing Oh just fineconsidering I desecrated your grandma's remainsfound out you were engaged and had your father ask me to milk him - Meet the Parents 00:13
Greg sweetie how you doing Oh just fineconsidering I...
You never told me about your cat milking days in Motown - Meet the Parents 00:07
You never told me about your cat milking days in Motown
What's with the robe? - Meet the Parents 00:31
What's with the robe?
I'm a realist I understand it's the 21st centuryand you've probably had premarital relations with my daughterBut under our roof it's my way or the Long Island ExpresswayIs that understood Of course yeahGood Keep your snake in its cage for 72 hours - Meet the Parents 00:18
I'm a realist I understand it's the 21st...
Welcome to Atlantic American Airways' lost luggage department. - Meet the Parents 00:23
Welcome to Atlantic American Airways' lost luggage...
Sorry. I don't know what it is, but there's something about him that's a little off. - Meet the Parents 00:49
Sorry. I don't know what it is, but there's...
I just feel sorry the poor boy never had a home cooked mealWhat kind of a family doesn't have time to sit down for dinner - Meet the Parents 00:09
I just feel sorry the poor boy never had a home cooked...
– Oh, geez, I just realized something. - Meet the Parents 00:12
– Oh, geez, I just realized something.
Why don't you try that onOh that's OKOh come on We'll have some fun I'll show you how it worksI I shouldn't Why should you be afraidYou have nothing to hide No I knowSo there shouldn't be any problem No there's no problemSo try it on OK - Meet the Parents 00:21
Why don't you try that onOh that's OKOh come on...
Don't worry. - Meet the Parents 00:45
Don't worry.
Don't worry You'll enjoy this - Meet the Parents 00:04
Don't worry You'll enjoy this
Looks complicated Now these aren't 100 percent accurate right They'reYou'd be surprised how accurate they are - Meet the Parents 00:09
Looks complicated Now these aren't 100 percent accurate...
Did you fly on an airplane today Yes I didNo peeking Did we eat pot roastfor dinner tonight YesWas it under cookedNo it was rare It was a little rare for my tasteBut I wouldn't I'm just kidding I'm justRelax Relax The needles are jumpingHave you ever - Meet the Parents 00:51
Did you fly on an airplane today Yes I didNo peeking Did we...
No, it was rare. - Meet the Parents 00:23
No, it was rare.
No. – I mean, well, I don't… – Yes or no? - Meet the Parents 00:08
No. – I mean, well, I don't… – Yes or no?
What's the matter You can't sleepNo no I'm just going over some of my answersfrom the polygraph test your dad just gave me - Meet the Parents 00:10
What's the matter You can't sleepNo no I'm...
Or does he hook all your boyfriends up to his little machineWell he doesn't need a machine He's a human lie detectorWhatGreg my father was never in the rare flower businessThat was just his coverHe was in the CIA for 34 yearsHow could you not tell me - Meet the Parents 00:48
Or does he hook all your boyfriends up to his little...
So, what? - Meet the Parents 00:34
So, what?
– No, no! - Meet the Parents 00:27
– No, no!