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Hey pal if it ain't fittin' through the frameyou ain't carryin' it on the plane
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Meet the Parents

If it ain't fittin' through the frame, you ain't carryin' it on the plane

Chicago Airport Security:
If it ain't fittin' through the frame, you ain't carryin' it on the plane

Full Transcript

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Hey pal if it ain't fittin' through the frame
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you ain't carryin' it on the plane
Available in 5 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
939
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:18
Uploaded
Feb 21, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Nancy Tenenbaum Films,Tribeca Productions

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Movie Summary

Male nurse Greg Focker meets his girlfriend's parents before proposing, but her suspicious father is every date's worst nightmare.

Actors

John Elsen
Chicago Airport Security
John Elsen
Excuse me. - Meet the Parents 00:18
Excuse me.
It's a great gift. - Meet the Parents 00:32
It's a great gift.
Take it easy on the sarcasm Humor is entirely wasted on my parentsWhat are they Amish - Meet the Parents 00:08
Take it easy on the sarcasm Humor is entirely wasted on my...
OK, no jokes. - Meet the Parents 00:18
OK, no jokes.
Yeah, the roof is probably a better idea. - Meet the Parents 00:20
Yeah, the roof is probably a better idea.
What are you driving there a FordOh yeah it's a TaurusWe were gonna get a mid size but I figure hey we pull down decent bucksMight as well go all out pop for the full sizeSure Interesting color You pick itOh no the guy at the counter WhyWell they say - Meet the Parents 00:28
What are you driving there a FordOh yeah it's a...
Oh now Greg you have a very unique last nameWe were curious how do you pronounce itOh just like it's spelledF O C K E RFocker Focker - Meet the Parents 00:22
Oh now Greg you have a very unique last nameWe were curious...
Plus you got another guy around the house to leave the seat upHe can't lift the seat GregHe lacks the strength and the opposable thumbs - Meet the Parents 00:13
Plus you got another guy around the house to leave the seat...
Hey listen be nice to this one OK I kinda like him - Meet the Parents 00:07
Hey listen be nice to this one OK I kinda like him
– Shirt fit OK, Greg? - Meet the Parents 00:31
– Shirt fit OK, Greg?
Oh, look at this. - Meet the Parents 00:40
Oh, look at this.
So, Greg, how's your job? - Meet the Parents 00:31
So, Greg, how's your job?
I mean can you ever really trust another human being GregSure I think so No the answer is you cannot - Meet the Parents 00:13
I mean can you ever really trust another human being...
We'll be watching you - Meet the Parents 00:04
We'll be watching you
Trust me Greg when you start having little Fockers running aroundyou'll understand the need for this level of protection - Meet the Parents 00:07
Trust me Greg when you start having little Fockers running...
– Big day, Saturday. - Meet the Parents 00:14
– Big day, Saturday.
Hey, you know, Jack, now that we have a second to talk, I just want you to know how much Pam means to me. - Meet the Parents 00:19
Hey, you know, Jack, now that we have a second to talk, I...
I don't not like cats. - Meet the Parents 00:35
I don't not like cats.
You like Peter, Paul and Mary? - Meet the Parents 00:10
You like Peter, Paul and Mary?
– Great song. - Meet the Parents 00:47
– Great song.