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Meet the Parents

Oh you'd be surprised how accurate they are

Greg Focker:
Now these aren't 100% accurate right?Jack Byrnes:Oh you'd be surprised how accurate they are

Full Transcript

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Looks complicated Now these aren't 100 percent accurate right They're
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You'd be surprised how accurate they are
Available in 5 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
1,028
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:39
Uploaded
Feb 21, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Nancy Tenenbaum Films,Tribeca Productions

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Movie Summary

Male nurse Greg Focker meets his girlfriend's parents before proposing, but her suspicious father is every date's worst nightmare.

Actors

Ben Stiller
Greg Focker
Ben Stiller
Robert De Niro
Jack Byrnes
Robert De Niro
Did you fly on an airplane today Yes I didNo peeking Did we eat pot roastfor dinner tonight YesWas it under cookedNo it was rare It was a little rare for my tasteBut I wouldn't I'm just kidding I'm justRelax Relax The needles are jumpingHave you ever - Meet the Parents 00:51
Did you fly on an airplane today Yes I didNo peeking Did we...
No, it was rare. - Meet the Parents 00:23
No, it was rare.
No. – I mean, well, I don't… – Yes or no? - Meet the Parents 00:08
No. – I mean, well, I don't… – Yes or no?
What's the matter You can't sleepNo no I'm just going over some of my answersfrom the polygraph test your dad just gave me - Meet the Parents 00:10
What's the matter You can't sleepNo no I'm...
Or does he hook all your boyfriends up to his little machineWell he doesn't need a machine He's a human lie detectorWhatGreg my father was never in the rare flower businessThat was just his coverHe was in the CIA for 34 yearsHow could you not tell me - Meet the Parents 00:48
Or does he hook all your boyfriends up to his little...
So, what? - Meet the Parents 00:34
So, what?
– No, no! - Meet the Parents 00:27
– No, no!
– Morning, Greg. - Meet the Parents 00:56
– Morning, Greg.
Pam told me she let you in on a little secret of mine last nightYes she didAs long as you can keep your mouth shut for the rest of your lifeyou're in no immediate dangerI won't tellI'm just being humorous - Meet the Parents 00:22
Pam told me she let you in on a little secret of mine last...
You know Greg's in medicine too LarryOh really What field NursingThat's good No really What fieldNursing - Meet the Parents 00:15
You know Greg's in medicine too LarryOh really What...
And pay a little visit to the shower fairy - Meet the Parents 00:05
And pay a little visit to the shower fairy
– Hey, you OK? - Meet the Parents 00:41
– Hey, you OK?
Denny? Denny? Hello? Hello? - Meet the Parents 00:11
Denny? Denny? Hello? Hello?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! - Meet the Parents 00:27
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
What Were you just sniffing my boxers dude - Meet the Parents 00:04
What Were you just sniffing my boxers dude
You scared me - Meet the Parents 00:19
You scared me
Dad keeps you guys under a pretty close watch, huh? - Meet the Parents 00:27
Dad keeps you guys under a pretty close watch, huh?
P-h phat. - Meet the Parents 00:37
P-h phat.
Oh and don't worry about the little covert op all rightI'll keep it on the lowdown Down lowNo doubt - Meet the Parents 00:09
Oh and don't worry about the little covert op all...
– Denny, I'm lending Greg your jacket. - Meet the Parents 00:11
– Denny, I'm lending Greg your jacket.