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Meet the Parents

He can't lift the seat, Greg. He lacks the strength and opposable thumbs

Greg Focker:
Plus, you got another guy around the house to leave the seat up.Jack Byrnes: He can't lift the seat, Greg. He lacks the strength and opposable thumbs

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Plus you got another guy around the house to leave the seat up
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He can't lift the seat Greg
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He lacks the strength and the opposable thumbs
Available in 5 languages
Duration
13 seconds
Views
887
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:27
Uploaded
Feb 21, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Nancy Tenenbaum Films,Tribeca Productions

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Movie Summary

Male nurse Greg Focker meets his girlfriend's parents before proposing, but her suspicious father is every date's worst nightmare.

Actors

Ben Stiller
Greg Focker
Ben Stiller
Robert De Niro
Jack Byrnes
Robert De Niro
Hey listen be nice to this one OK I kinda like him - Meet the Parents 00:07
Hey listen be nice to this one OK I kinda like him
– Shirt fit OK, Greg? - Meet the Parents 00:31
– Shirt fit OK, Greg?
Oh, look at this. - Meet the Parents 00:40
Oh, look at this.
So, Greg, how's your job? - Meet the Parents 00:31
So, Greg, how's your job?
I mean can you ever really trust another human being GregSure I think so No the answer is you cannot - Meet the Parents 00:13
I mean can you ever really trust another human being...
We'll be watching you - Meet the Parents 00:04
We'll be watching you
Trust me Greg when you start having little Fockers running aroundyou'll understand the need for this level of protection - Meet the Parents 00:07
Trust me Greg when you start having little Fockers running...
– Big day, Saturday. - Meet the Parents 00:14
– Big day, Saturday.
Hey, you know, Jack, now that we have a second to talk, I just want you to know how much Pam means to me. - Meet the Parents 00:19
Hey, you know, Jack, now that we have a second to talk, I...
I don't not like cats. - Meet the Parents 00:35
I don't not like cats.
You like Peter, Paul and Mary? - Meet the Parents 00:10
You like Peter, Paul and Mary?
– Great song. - Meet the Parents 00:47
– Great song.
Who would've thought it wasn't really about a dragon huhWhat do you meanYou know the whole drug thingNo I don't know Why don't you tell meSome people think thatto Puff the Magic Dragon means toThey're reallyTo smoke to smokeA marijuana cigaretteWell - Meet the Parents 00:59
Who would've thought it wasn't really about a...
– Are you a pothead, Focker? - Meet the Parents 00:15
– Are you a pothead, Focker?
Look, Greg, I'll meet you back out front in about 12 to 15 minutes. - Meet the Parents 00:08
Look, Greg, I'll meet you back out front in about 12 to...
– Hey. Hi. – Hey. How you doing? Hey. Do you have any of those nicotine patches? No. We have the gum - Meet the Parents 00:32
– Hey. Hi. – Hey. How you doing? Hey. Do you have any of...
Thank you Yes OK And what's your most expensive bottle of champagneMumm's It's on sale for 13 95Really That's it You don't have likea nice like 80 or 100 bottle of somethingYou can get a whole bunch of Mumm's - Meet the Parents 00:17
Thank you Yes OK And what's your most expensive bottle...
– Focker. - Meet the Parents 00:29
– Focker.
Get your hot buns, hot patooties. - Meet the Parents 00:45
Get your hot buns, hot patooties.
O dear Godthank youYou are such a good God to us a kind and gentleand accommodating GodAnd we thank you O sweet sweet Lord of hostsfor thesmorgasbord you have so aptlylain at our table this dayand each day by dayDay by day by dayO dear Lord three things - Meet the Parents 01:10
O dear Godthank youYou are such a good God to us a kind and...