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Meet the Parents

This isn't a sculpture, Denny.This is a device for smoking marijuana. Really? Not mine....

This isn't a sculpture, Denny.This is a device for smoking marijuana. Really? Not mine. It's not

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This isn't a sculpture Denny This is a device for smoking marijuana
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Really
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Not mine It's not
Available in 5 languages
Duration
14 seconds
Views
107
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:08
Uploaded
Feb 21, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Nancy Tenenbaum Films,Tribeca Productions

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Movie Summary

Male nurse Greg Focker meets his girlfriend's parents before proposing, but her suspicious father is every date's worst nightmare.
Oh, hey, Jack. - Meet the Parents 00:12
Oh, hey, Jack.
Did I not clearly explain the circle of trust to you, Greg? - Meet the Parents 00:44
Did I not clearly explain the circle of trust to you, Greg?
Jack, I don't know what we're talking about. - Meet the Parents 00:25
Jack, I don't know what we're talking about.
All right Focker I'm a patient man - Meet the Parents 00:04
All right Focker I'm a patient man
And if I find that you are trying to corrupt my firstborn childI will bring you down babyI will bring you down to Chinatown - Meet the Parents 00:11
And if I find that you are trying to corrupt my firstborn...
Where are we? - Meet the Parents 00:47
Where are we?
Well, they… they went to lacrosse camp together, and Kevin was the one who introduced Bob to Debbie. - Meet the Parents 00:39
Well, they… they went to lacrosse camp together, and Kevin...
Greg's a male nurse That's right Thank you JackWell that's great That's great to give something back like thatI'd love to find time to do volunteer workJust the other day I saw this golden retriever thatHe had like a gimp and he couldn't reallyIt made me - Meet the Parents 00:26
Greg's a male nurse That's right Thank you...
Wow! It looks like somebody got an «A» in wood shop. Yeah, it's always been kind of a hobby. I whitt - Meet the Parents 00:25
Wow! It looks like somebody got an «A» in wood shop. Yeah,...
I guess I'd have to say Jesus He was a carpenterI figured if you're gonna follow in someone's footstepswho better than ChristGreg's JewishAre you YeahWell so was J C Wow You're in good company - Meet the Parents 00:24
I guess I'd have to say Jesus He was a carpenterI...
It's beautiful What is itIt's an altar Or you might call it a chuppah - Meet the Parents 00:10
It's beautiful What is itIt's an altar Or you...
So, let me hook you up with some trunks, Gregger. - Meet the Parents 00:15
So, let me hook you up with some trunks, Gregger.
Yeah, that'd be Gre… Hey, there he is! - Meet the Parents 00:26
Yeah, that'd be Gre… Hey, there he is!
G man we got salmon we got swordfish What's it gonna beHow 'bout a little of both K Dog I'm pretty hungryI think they call that the munchies - Meet the Parents 00:13
G man we got salmon we got swordfish What's it gonna...
– Come on, Greg. - Meet the Parents 00:09
– Come on, Greg.
Greg nobody's expecting much out of you If I set you up with the ballcan you jump up and spike it NoI'd have to be pretty high but yeah I bet you would Panama Red - Meet the Parents 00:12
Greg nobody's expecting much out of you If I set you up...
– What the hell's the matter with you? - Meet the Parents 00:17
– What the hell's the matter with you?
– Pam, help your sister, please. - Meet the Parents 00:22
– Pam, help your sister, please.
Hey, your suitcase. - Meet the Parents 00:55
Hey, your suitcase.
Dad you ever think of knocking Not in my own denWhat are you two doing in here I'd say rounding second base - Meet the Parents 00:09
Dad you ever think of knocking Not in my own denWhat are you...