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Meet the Parents

Trust me, Greg, when you start having little Fockers running around, you'll feel the need...

Jack Byrnes:
Trust me, Greg, when you start having little Fockers running around, you'll feel the need for this type of security

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Trust me Greg when you start having little Fockers running around
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you'll understand the need for this level of protection
Available in 5 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
998
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:28
Uploaded
Feb 21, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Nancy Tenenbaum Films,Tribeca Productions

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Movie Summary

Male nurse Greg Focker meets his girlfriend's parents before proposing, but her suspicious father is every date's worst nightmare.

Actors

Robert De Niro
Jack Byrnes
Robert De Niro
– Big day, Saturday. - Meet the Parents 00:14
– Big day, Saturday.
Hey, you know, Jack, now that we have a second to talk, I just want you to know how much Pam means to me. - Meet the Parents 00:19
Hey, you know, Jack, now that we have a second to talk, I...
I don't not like cats. - Meet the Parents 00:35
I don't not like cats.
You like Peter, Paul and Mary? - Meet the Parents 00:10
You like Peter, Paul and Mary?
– Great song. - Meet the Parents 00:47
– Great song.
Who would've thought it wasn't really about a dragon huhWhat do you meanYou know the whole drug thingNo I don't know Why don't you tell meSome people think thatto Puff the Magic Dragon means toThey're reallyTo smoke to smokeA marijuana cigaretteWell - Meet the Parents 00:59
Who would've thought it wasn't really about a...
– Are you a pothead, Focker? - Meet the Parents 00:15
– Are you a pothead, Focker?
Look, Greg, I'll meet you back out front in about 12 to 15 minutes. - Meet the Parents 00:08
Look, Greg, I'll meet you back out front in about 12 to...
– Hey. Hi. – Hey. How you doing? Hey. Do you have any of those nicotine patches? No. We have the gum - Meet the Parents 00:32
– Hey. Hi. – Hey. How you doing? Hey. Do you have any of...
Thank you Yes OK And what's your most expensive bottle of champagneMumm's It's on sale for 13 95Really That's it You don't have likea nice like 80 or 100 bottle of somethingYou can get a whole bunch of Mumm's - Meet the Parents 00:17
Thank you Yes OK And what's your most expensive bottle...
– Focker. - Meet the Parents 00:29
– Focker.
Get your hot buns, hot patooties. - Meet the Parents 00:45
Get your hot buns, hot patooties.
O dear Godthank youYou are such a good God to us a kind and gentleand accommodating GodAnd we thank you O sweet sweet Lord of hostsfor thesmorgasbord you have so aptlylain at our table this dayand each day by dayDay by day by dayO dear Lord three things - Meet the Parents 01:10
O dear Godthank youYou are such a good God to us a kind and...
Oh, that's a… That's a lovely vase. - Meet the Parents 00:11
Oh, that's a… That's a lovely vase.
My Mother by Jack ByrnesYou gave me life you gave me milkYou gave me courageYour name was Angela the angel from heavenBut you were also an angel of God and he needed you tooSelfishly I tried to keep you hereWhile the cancer ate away your organsLike an - Meet the Parents 01:01
My Mother by Jack ByrnesYou gave me life you gave me milkYou...
…into a little saucer, then took the saucer and fed it to Geppetto… that's what I named him. - Meet the Parents 00:16
…into a little saucer, then took the saucer and fed it to...
I had I had no idea you could milk a catOh yeah you can milk anything with nipplesI have nipples Greg Could you milk me - Meet the Parents 00:13
I had I had no idea you could milk a catOh yeah you can milk...
I have nipples, Greg. - Meet the Parents 00:16
I have nipples, Greg.
«I have nipples. - Meet the Parents 00:39
«I have nipples.
Greg sweetie how you doing Oh just fineconsidering I desecrated your grandma's remainsfound out you were engaged and had your father ask me to milk him - Meet the Parents 00:13
Greg sweetie how you doing Oh just fineconsidering I...