How did you end up like this? Well, it's a long and pitiful story, about a young boy with...

Lewis: How did you end up like this? Michael "Goob" Yagoobian: Well, it's a long and pitiful story, about a young boy with a dream. a dream of winning a Little League championship. Bowler Hat Guy: [flashback to a Little League baseball game, Yagoobian is asleep in the outfield; a sleepy Yagoobian fails to catch a ball headed his way] A dream that was ruined in the last inning. We lost by one run because of me. Baseball player: Get him! Michael "Goob" Yagoobian: [the scene changes to Yagoobian in the orphanage] If I hadn't fallen asleep, I would have caught the ball! And we would have won! Do you understand? Michael "Goob" Yagoobian: For some reason, no one wanted to adopt me. Reporter: [over the radio] Whiz kid Cornelius Robinson graduates from college at age 14 - This year's Nobel Prize goes to a young Cornelius Robinson. Student 1: Hey Goob, what's up? Student 2: Cool binder, want to come over to my house today? Michael "Goob" Yagoobian: They all hated me. Eventually, they closed down the orphanage and everyone left... except me. Reporter: [on radio] Cornelius Robinson rebuilds Inventco - Rrobinson reaches out to - Cornielius Robinson - Cornelius Robinson is now - Now here's another amazing... Michael "Goob" Yagoobian: It was then that I realized it wasn't my fault. It was yours! If you hadn't kept me up all night working on your stupid project, then I wouldn't have missed the catch, so I devised a brilliant plan to get revenge. [Yagoobian throws eggs at the Robinson Industries building] Michael "Goob" Yagoobian: Robinson, you stink! Michael "Goob" Yagoobian: Then, just as I was on the brink of destroying Robinson Industries, I met 'her'. [Doris chirps] Michael "Goob" Yagoobian: We retreated to our villainous lair, where Doris spun a tale of deception and woe. Apparently, you invented her to be a helping hat, a slave to humankind... But Doris knew she was capable of so much more! [Doris pulls herself over the lab assistant's eyes] Michael "Goob" Yagoobian: However, you didn't see her true potential... Cornelius: Got it! Michael "Goob" Yagoobian: So you shut her down... or so you thought. Michael "Goob" Yagoobian: [Doris breaks out of her holding cell] We both had a score to settle with you, and while my plan for revenge was brilliant, Doris's was... well, we went with Doris's, but I made a very, very important contribution. Together we made the perfect team. Franny: [Doris activates her night vision goggles] Wilbur, make sure you shut that door tight, or else the alarm won't engage. Wilbur: Yeah, Mom. Michael "Goob" Yagoobian: [Wilbur leaves the door ajar] I went to your house, snuck in the garage, and stole the time machine. All thanks to that pointy-haired little kid who forgot to lock the garage door. [Adult Yagoobian cackles as the flashback ends] Michael "Goob" Yagoobian: And now, all that's left is to return to Inventco, where I'll pass off your little gizmo as my own.