How did you end up like this? Well, it's a long and pitiful story, about a young boy with...

Lewis: How did you end up like this? Bowler Hat Guy: Well, it's a long and pitiful story, about a young boy with a dream. a dream of winning a Little League championship. [flashback to a Little League baseball game at a sandlot where Yagoobian is asleep in the outfield; a sleepy Yagoobian fails to catch a fly ball that lands next to him] Bowler Hat Guy: A dream that was ruined in the last inning. We lost by one run because of me. Baseball Player: Get him! Michael "Goob" Yagoobian: [the scene changes to Yagoobian in the orphanage] If I hadn't fallen asleep, I would have caught the ball, and we would have won! Do you understand? Bowler Hat Guy: For some reason, no one wanted to adopt me. Reporter: Whiz kid Cornelius Robinson graduates from college at age 14... This year's Nobel Prize goes to a young Cornelius Robinson... Twin student 1: Hey Goob, what's up? Twin student 2: Cool binder, want to come over to my house today? Bowler Hat Guy: They all hated me. Eventually, they closed down the orphanage and everyone left... except me. Reporter: Cornelius Robinson rebuilds Inventco... Robinson reaches out to... Cornielius Robinson... Cornelius Robinson is now... Now here's another amazing... Bowler Hat Guy: It was then that I realized it wasn't 'my' fault. It was yours! If you hadn't kept me up all night working on your stupid project, then I wouldn't have missed the catch. So I devised a brilliant plan to get my revenge. [Bowler Hat Guy throws eggs at the Robinson Industries building] Bowler Hat Guy: Robinson, you stink! Bowler Hat Guy: Then, just as I was on the brink of destroying Robinson Industries, I met... her. [Doris extends her metal claw and drags Bowler Hat Guy away] Bowler Hat Guy: We retreated to our villainous lair, where Doris spun a tale of deception and woe. Apparently, you invented her to be a helping hat, a slave to humankind... But Doris knew she was capable of so much more... However, you didn't see her true potential... Cornelius: Got it! Bowler Hat Guy: So you shut her down... or so you thought. [Doris breaks out of her holding cell] Bowler Hat Guy: We both had a score to settle with you, and while my plan for revenge was brilliant, Doris's was... well, we went with Doris's, but I made a very, very important contribution. Together we made the perfect team. Franny: [Doris activates her night vision goggles] Wilbur, make sure you shut that door tight, or else the alarm won't engage. Wilbur: Yeah, Mom. Bowler Hat Guy: [Wilbur leaves the door ajar] I went to your house, snuck in the garage, and stole the time machine. All thanks to that pointy-haired little kid who forgot to lock the garage door. [Bowler Hat Guy cackles] Bowler Hat Guy: And now, all that's left is to return to Inventco, where I'll pass off your little gizmo as my own. Lewis: Goob, I had no idea! Bowler Hat Guy: Shut up! And don't call me 'Goob'! How many evil villains do you know that can pull off a name like 'Goob'? Bleh! Lewis: Look, I'm sorry your life turned out so bad. But don't blame me you messed it up yourself. You just focused on the bad stuff when all you had to do was... let go of the past and keep moving forward... Bowler Hat Guy: Hmm, let's see... take responsibility for my own life or blame you? Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding! Blame you wins hands down!