"Meet the Spartans" quotes

Meet the Spartans poster
A spoof of 300 (2006) and many other movies, TV series/shows/commercials, video games and celebrities. King Leonidas of Sparta and his army of 12 go to war against Xerxes of Persia to fight to the death for Sparta's freedom.

Director: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Writer: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, fantasy
Year: 2008
MetaScore: 9/100
ImdbRating: 2.8
BoxOffice: $38,233,676
Released: 25 Jan 2008
Awards: 6 nominations

27 Clips

Xerxes He seems as much at that Fat guy from the movie of Borat - Meet the Spartans 00:07 Xerxes He seems as much at that Fat guy from the movie of... As long as Xerxes doesn't find the secret path to the Hot Gates - Meet the Spartans 00:25 As long as Xerxes doesn't find the secret path to the Hot... Remember this day boys - Meet the Spartans 00:19 Remember this day boys Chickel my nipples with a feather Xerxes is in Traitor's Top 5 - Meet the Spartans 00:13 Chickel my nipples with a feather Xerxes is in Traitor's Top... It's a beautiful day - Meet the Spartans 00:10 It's a beautiful day He has lot of heart my king - Meet the Spartans 00:07 He has lot of heart my king Come back with your shield or on it - Meet the Spartans 00:21 Come back with your shield or on it As long as Xerxes doesn't find the secret path to the Hot Gates - Meet the Spartans 00:10 As long as Xerxes doesn't find the secret path to the Hot... Now you're pissing me off I'm getting everybody - Meet the Spartans 00:05 Now you're pissing me off I'm getting everybody I am Xerxestron equipped with the Trans alien technology - Meet the Spartans 00:31 I am Xerxestron equipped with the Trans alien technology Catch your breath Vanilla blend in - Meet the Spartans 00:16 Catch your breath Vanilla blend in The Oracle says if we went to war we would be screwed - Meet the Spartans 00:20 The Oracle says if we went to war we would be screwed Adjust your sword boy - Meet the Spartans 00:18 Adjust your sword boy We may have won the battle But they will win the war - Meet the Spartans 00:09 We may have won the battle But they will win the war How you like me now Sandman - Meet the Spartans 00:10 How you like me now Sandman Stop kicking people into the Pit of Death Really - Meet the Spartans 00:06 Stop kicking people into the Pit of Death Really I remember when my father used to beat me - Meet the Spartans 00:14 I remember when my father used to beat me Let us talk by the giant Pit of Death - Meet the Spartans 00:05 Let us talk by the giant Pit of Death Yes well that maybe the case but yo mama so hairy - Meet the Spartans 00:10 Yes well that maybe the case but yo mama so hairy I am not gay - Meet the Spartans 00:07 I am not gay I tell you kid you got balls - Meet the Spartans 00:07 I tell you kid you got balls I am a Hilton I don't bow Ai - Meet the Spartans 00:09 I am a Hilton I don't bow Ai I am assembling an army of 300 to go to war with Persia - Meet the Spartans 00:19 I am assembling an army of 300 to go to war with Persia Yo mama so fat her - Meet the Spartans 00:10 Yo mama so fat her No mayo This is bullshit - Meet the Spartans 00:06 No mayo This is bullshit What the hell was that - Meet the Spartans 00:37 What the hell was that I'm gonna go Hercules up your ass - Meet the Spartans 00:07 I'm gonna go Hercules up your ass

Cast

Leonidas - Sean Maguire
Queen Margo - Carmen Electra
Xerxes - Ken Davitian
Captain - Kevin Sorbo
Traitoro - Diedrich Bader
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