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Meet the Spartans

A spoof of 300 (2006) and many other movies, TV series/shows/commercials, video games and celebrities. King Leonidas of Sparta and his army of 12 go to war against Xerxes of Persia to fight to the death for Sparta's freedom.

Director

Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer

Year

Genre

comedy, fantasy

Box Office

$38,233,676

Production

New Regency Pictures,Regency Enterprises,3 in the Box,20th Century Fox

Awards

6 nominations

Homepage

https://www.newregency.com/movies/meet-the-spartans

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Leonidas

Queen Margo

Xerxes

Captain

Traitoro

Persian Emissary

Dilio

Jareb Dauplaise

Sonio

Travis Van Winkle

Messenger

Loyalist

Paula Abdul Look-a-Like

Dane Cook Look-a-Like

Spartan Woman

Crista Flanagan

Leo Jr.

Lindsay Lohan Look-a-Like

Tom Cruise Look-a-Like

Urban Girl

Tiffany Haddish

Urban Kid

Urban Kid

Donald Trump Look-a-Like

John Di Domenico

Randy Look-a-Like

Christopher Lett

Tyra Banks Look-a-Like

Twiggy Look-a-Like

Belinda Waymouth

Ms. Jay Look-a-Like

10-Year-Old Leonidas

Zachary Dylan Smith

Brad Pitt Look-a-Like

Angelina Jolie Look-a-Like

K-Fed Look-a-Like

President Bush Look-a-Like

Rocky Balboa

Ryan Seacrest Look-a-Like

Sanjaya Look-a-Like

Dancing Persian

Philip Albuquerque

Dancing Persian

Jaime Burgos III

Dancing Persian

Leon C. Carswell

Dancing Persian

Jon 'Do Knock' Cruz

Dancing Persian

Dancing Persian

Dancing Persian

Richie 'Abstrak' Soto

Dancing Persian

Ivan 'Flipz' Velez

Dancing Persian Emissary

Dancing Immortal

Dancing Immortal

Dancing Immortal

Rufino 'Rockadile' Puno

Councilman

Councilman

John J. Mourain

Councilman

Wrong Leo - Jr.

Joseph L. Henley Jr.

Hooters Girl

Hooters Girl

Hooters Girl

Hooters Girl

Hooters Girl

Hooters Girl

Hooters Girl

Pretty Girl

Natasha Blasick

Pretty Girl

Pretty Girl

Pretty Girl

Slave Girl

Vilayna LaSalle

Pretty Girl

Pretty Girl

Courtney Shay Young

Hot Orgy Girl

Hot Orgy Girl

Spartan Soldier

Self

Narrator

Robin Atkin Downes

Hot Teen Spartan

Greek Councilman

Russell M. Haeuser

Spartan Woman's Friend

Gator

Jackie Jenkins Jr.

Happy Feet

Ghost Rider

Greek Councilman

Girl

Greek Councilman

Buttmeister V

Paparazzi #2

René J.F. Piazza

Persian Warrior

Persian Warrior

Spartan Citizen

Jeremy

Attacking Persian Swordsman

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Captain Messenger Leonidas Urban Girl Xerxes Queen Margo Traitoro Sonio Councilman Randy Look-a-like Narrator

In the land of Sparta,
when babies were born... - Meet the Spartans

In the land of Sparta, when babies were born...

If any imperfections were found,
the baby was rejected. - Meet the Spartans

If any imperfections were found, the baby was rejected.

From an early age,
Leonidas was taught to fight. - Meet the Spartans

From an early age, Leonidas was taught to fight.

Mr. Bond, I'd like you
to meet Captain Adorable. - Meet the Spartans

Mr. Bond, I'd like you to meet Captain Adorable.

Leonidas was sent into the wild
to learn how to survive. - Meet the Spartans

Leonidas was sent into the wild to learn how to survive.

No mayo This is bullshit - Meet the Spartans

No mayo This is bullshit

Man, you've got happy feet. - Meet the Spartans

Man, you've got happy feet.

Now eat my penguin asshole. - Meet the Spartans

Now eat my penguin asshole.

You dead, Leonidas!
Say "what's up" to Anna Nicole for me. - Meet the Spartans

You dead, Leonidas! Say "what's up" to Anna N...

Oh, my ass! My ass hurt! - Meet the Spartans

Oh, my ass! My ass hurt!

And the boy
that was cast into the wild... - Meet the Spartans

And the boy that was cast into the wild...

Sign my rack? - Meet the Spartans

- Well, what's that?
- The combination to my chastity belt. - Meet the Spartans

- Well, what's that? - The combination to my chastity b...

My queen. - Meet the Spartans

I remember when my father used to beat me - Meet the Spartans

I remember when my father used to beat me

- Greetings, Leonidas.
- Greetings, messenger. - Meet the Spartans

- Greetings, Leonidas. - Greetings, messenger.

What the hell was that - Meet the Spartans

What the hell was that

Let us talk by the giant Pit of Death - Meet the Spartans

Let us talk by the giant Pit of Death

Tell Xerxes... - Meet the Spartans

Kick his ass in. - Meet the Spartans

Kick his ass in.

Why did you do that?
He was backing down. - Meet the Spartans

Why did you do that? He was backing down.

Stop kicking people into the Pit of Death Really - Meet the Spartans

Stop kicking people into the Pit of Death Really

I don't know why y'all have to always
get on my back for everything. - Meet the Spartans

I don't know why y'all have to always get on my ba...

I'm a smart shopper. I got this entire
outfit in an alley from a Mexico woman. - Meet the Spartans

I'm a smart shopper. I got this entire outfit in an all...

Damn, coz, there goes my palimony.
K-Fed ain't havin' it, yo! - Meet the Spartans

Damn, coz, there goes my palimony. K-Fed ain't havin�...

I am not gay - Meet the Spartans

- Simon?
- I thought the kick... - Meet the Spartans

- Simon? - I thought the kick...

Seacrest out! - Meet the Spartans

The ancient prophets
were advisors to the king. - Meet the Spartans

The ancient prophets were advisors to the king.

I am assembling an army of 300 to go to war with Persia - Meet the Spartans

I am assembling an army of 300 to go to war with Persia

The prophets chose only
the most beautiful of Spartan girls... - Meet the Spartans

The prophets chose only the most beautiful of Spartan girls....

What?! - Meet the Spartans

Even if the oracle doesn't support you,
I do. And Sparta does. - Meet the Spartans

Even if the oracle doesn't support you, I do. And Spart...

Ninety-seven! Ninety-eight! - Meet the Spartans

Ninety-seven! Ninety-eight!

Have you assembled my army... - Meet the Spartans

Have you assembled my army...

He has lot of heart my king - Meet the Spartans

He has lot of heart my king

And if you don't like it,
you can kiss my fat ass! - Meet the Spartans

And if you don't like it, you can kiss my fat ass!

Congratulations, Sonio. - Meet the Spartans

Congratulations, Sonio.

My child... - Meet the Spartans

Take care of your mother. - Meet the Spartans

Take care of your mother.

Come back with your shield or on it - Meet the Spartans

Come back with your shield or on it

The men are ready, my king. - Meet the Spartans

The men are ready, my king.

The Oracle says if we went to war we would be screwed - Meet the Spartans

The Oracle says if we went to war we would be screwed

Give the order, captain. - Meet the Spartans

Give the order, captain.

The fearless Spartans
reached the Hot Gates... - Meet the Spartans

The fearless Spartans reached the Hot Gates...

What do you think, my king? - Meet the Spartans

What do you think, my king?

I am the emissary
to the great god-king Xerxes... - Meet the Spartans

I am the emissary to the great god-king Xerxes...

- Spartans!
- Yeah! - Meet the Spartans

- Spartans! - Yeah!

Persians! - Meet the Spartans

Oh, come on. - Meet the Spartans

Yeah! - Meet the Spartans

Don't come up in my kitchen
with that weak-ass shit. - Meet the Spartans

Don't come up in my kitchen with that weak-ass shit.

- You telling me we lost?
- Dance them to the cliffs. - Meet the Spartans

- You telling me we lost? - Dance them to the cliffs.

Last one in is a rotten egg.
Cannonball! - Meet the Spartans

Last one in is a rotten egg. Cannonball!

We may have won the battle But they will win the war - Meet the Spartans

We may have won the battle But they will win the war

My husband needs me.
I'll do whatever it takes. - Meet the Spartans

My husband needs me. I'll do whatever it takes.

King Leonidas. Xerxes approaches. - Meet the Spartans

King Leonidas. Xerxes approaches.

Xerxes He seems as much at that Fat guy from the movie of Borat - Meet the Spartans

Xerxes He seems as much at that Fat guy from the movie of...

I tell you kid you got balls - Meet the Spartans

I tell you kid you got balls

Yo mama so fat her - Meet the Spartans

Yo mama so fat her

Yes well that maybe the case but yo mama so hairy - Meet the Spartans

Yes well that maybe the case but yo mama so hairy

Goodbye. Back to the line. - Meet the Spartans

Goodbye. Back to the line.

The Loyalist said you wanted
to see me. - Meet the Spartans

The Loyalist said you wanted to see me.

I'll do anything for my husband. - Meet the Spartans

I'll do anything for my husband.

I am a Hilton I don't bow Ai - Meet the Spartans

I am a Hilton I don't bow Ai

Would you please just do it. It's really
heavy and really hard to keep clean. - Meet the Spartans

Would you please just do it. It's really heavy and real...

As long as Xerxes doesn't find the secret path to the Hot Gates - Meet the Spartans

As long as Xerxes doesn't find the secret path to the...

Catch your breath Vanilla blend in - Meet the Spartans

Catch your breath Vanilla blend in

Dilio. - Meet the Spartans

None that need be said. - Meet the Spartans

None that need be said.

This is your final chance. - Meet the Spartans

This is your final chance.

That's just a blue screen. - Meet the Spartans

That's just a blue screen.

Gentlemen, may I present Queen Margo. - Meet the Spartans

Gentlemen, may I present Queen Margo.

Come on, baby. I'm getting a chubby. - Meet the Spartans

Come on, baby. I'm getting a chubby.

Good councilmen, I implore you. - Meet the Spartans

Good councilmen, I implore you.

Gentlemen, our only hope
for survival is to surrender... - Meet the Spartans

Gentlemen, our only hope for survival is to surrender...

Queen Margo
unleashed a venomous rage... - Meet the Spartans

Queen Margo unleashed a venomous rage...

Oh, cute. - Meet the Spartans

What is it? - Meet the Spartans

How you like me now Sandman - Meet the Spartans

How you like me now Sandman

Well tickle my nipples with a feather Xerxes is in Traitoro's top five - Meet the Spartans

Well tickle my nipples with a feather Xerxes is in...

Spartans! - Meet the Spartans

A Spartan always protects
another man's rear. - Meet the Spartans

A Spartan always protects another man's rear.

Adjust your sword boy - Meet the Spartans

Adjust your sword boy

Remember this day boys - Meet the Spartans

Remember this day boys

Oh, what a bunch of dumbshits. - Meet the Spartans

Oh, what a bunch of dumbshits.

I'm gonna go Hercules up your ass - Meet the Spartans

I'm gonna go Hercules up your ass

Ghost Rider. - Meet the Spartans

No! - Meet the Spartans

- You'll pay for this, Balboa.
- Go for it. - Meet the Spartans

- You'll pay for this, Balboa. - Go for it.

Meet the Spartans poster

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A spoof of 300 (2006) and many other movies, TV series/shows/commercials, video games and celebrities. King Leonidas of Sparta and his army of 12 go to war against Xerxes of Persia to fight to the death for Sparta's freedom.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer

Writer: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer

Production: New Regency Pictures,Regency Enterprises,3 in the Box,20th Century Fox

Genre: comedy, fantasy

Year: 2008

MetaScore: 9/100

ImdbRating: 2.8

BoxOffice: $38,233,676

Released: 25 Jan 2008

Awards: 6 nominations

Homepage: https://www.newregency.com/movies/meet-the-spartans

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