Megamind quotes

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The supervillain Megamind finally defeats his nemesis, the superhero Metro Man. But without a hero, he loses all purpose and must find new meaning to his life.

Director: Tom McGrath
Writer: Alan Schoolcraft, Brent Simons
Production: PDI, DreamWorks
Year: 2010
MetaScore: 63/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: $148,415,853
Released: 05 Nov 2010
Awards: 2 wins & 16 nominations.

96 Clips & Quotes

You're so pathetic - Megamind 00:34 You're so pathetic In case you've noticed - Megamind 01:55 In case you've noticed I guess destiny isn't the path chosen for us - Megamind 00:23 I guess destiny isn't the path chosen for us Still warming up - Megamind 00:38 Still warming up But there's only one person I know that calls this town  Metrocity - Megamind 00:21 But there's only one person I know that calls this town ... This is Metro Tower - Megamind 01:36 This is Metro Tower What are you saying - Megamind 00:55 What are you saying My sole purpose in life is to look after you - Megamind 00:55 My sole purpose in life is to look after you What's the plan - Megamind 00:19 What's the plan He's just not used to positive feedback - Megamind 00:15 He's just not used to positive feedback It all started back at the observatory - Megamind 03:36 It all started back at the observatory This is the last time you make a fool out of me - Megamind 00:28 This is the last time you make a fool out of me Would it kill you to wash the bag - Megamind 00:14 Would it kill you to wash the bag And warm and light - Megamind 01:20 And warm and light Let's stop wasting time and call your boyfriend in tights - Megamind 00:19 Let's stop wasting time and call your boyfriend in tights You seem in a very good mood today - Megamind 00:41 You seem in a very good mood today Good will rise up against it - Megamind 00:38 Good will rise up against it We need your help - Megamind 00:38 We need your help Never satisfied - Megamind 00:47 Never satisfied Put your hands in the air - Megamind 00:21 Put your hands in the air I'm just kidding - Megamind 00:21 I'm just kidding We saw your skeleton - Megamind 00:25 We saw your skeleton What about everything you just said - Megamind 01:14 What about everything you just said This is how it ends - Megamind 00:24 This is how it ends Now it's time for some witty back and forth banter - Megamind 00:27 Now it's time for some witty back and forth banter You're a villain - Megamind 00:35 You're a villain YOU DARE CHALLENGE MEGAMIND - Megamind 00:35 YOU DARE CHALLENGE MEGAMIND No matter how hard I tried - Megamind 02:05 No matter how hard I tried The last one picked - Megamind 02:05 The last one picked Use the forget me stick - Megamind 00:12 Use the forget me stick How could you do this - Megamind 00:29 How could you do this We should stick to what we're good at - Megamind 00:15 We should stick to what we're good at This glass has ice cubes in it - Megamind 00:44 This glass has ice cubes in it We're gonna die - Megamind 00:10 We're gonna die Most of it comes from an outlet store in - Megamind 00:59 Most of it comes from an outlet store in You gave him these powers - Megamind 00:46 You gave him these powers You're going on a date with her - Megamind 00:59 You're going on a date with her You and I have unfinished business - Megamind 01:26 You and I have unfinished business I did the best I could - Megamind 00:19 I did the best I could If I were Metro Man - Megamind 00:38 If I were Metro Man I thought that battle went really - Megamind 00:41 I thought that battle went really This is EMBARASSING - Megamind 00:27 This is EMBARASSING This is for stealing my girlfriend - Megamind 00:33 This is for stealing my girlfriend I may not know much - Megamind 00:30 I may not know much I can't believe you - Megamind 01:22 I can't believe you I'm pretty sure there's an apology in order for the other night - Megamind 00:37 I'm pretty sure there's an apology in order for the other... My spider bite is acting up - Megamind 00:29 My spider bite is acting up I will kill you - Megamind 00:10 I will kill you Say I wasn't so normal - Megamind 01:11 Say I wasn't so normal Defender of Metro City - Megamind 00:21 Defender of Metro City Ladies and gentlemen - Megamind 00:21 Ladies and gentlemen This is Roxanne Ritchi - Megamind 01:10 This is Roxanne Ritchi He was always there for us - Megamind 01:10 He was always there for us I've made a horrible mistake - Megamind 01:55 I've made a horrible mistake Bring out the BLACK MAMBA - Megamind 00:12 Bring out the BLACK MAMBA I wouldn't stay here for more than 2 minutes and 37 seconds - Megamind 00:35 I wouldn't stay here for more than 2 minutes and 37 seconds I'm calling time out - Megamind 00:42 I'm calling time out At a strange place called  shcool - Megamind 02:06 At a strange place called shcool Goody Two Shoes - Megamind 02:06 Goody Two Shoes You've been blessed - Megamind 00:20 You've been blessed Should've known you tried to crash the party - Megamind 01:35 Should've known you tried to crash the party I am your father - Megamind 00:42 I am your father I'm like your space dad - Megamind 00:42 I'm like your space dad You look fantastic - Megamind 00:11 You look fantastic I think this is a bad idea - Megamind 00:57 I think this is a bad idea I knew you'd come back - Megamind 00:16 I knew you'd come back I'll always be a villain - Megamind 00:21 I'll always be a villain Are you wearing Jean Paul Gaultier's  Pour Homme - Megamind 00:22 Are you wearing Jean Paul Gaultier's Pour Homme I remember when he wore that - Megamind 00:13 I remember when he wore that Do I have a son - Megamind 00:32 Do I have a son We're closing soon - Megamind 00:31 We're closing soon You have to let me go - Megamind 01:40 You have to let me go We could rule Metro City - Megamind 01:04 We could rule Metro City Going somewhere - Megamind 00:26 Going somewhere What is your name - Megamind 00:38 What is your name Happy Metro Man Day - Megamind 02:05 Happy Metro Man Day None of the other kids ever liked me - Megamind 00:24 None of the other kids ever liked me Enjoy your flight - Megamind 00:11 Enjoy your flight So what's the plan - Megamind 00:11 So what's the plan What were you saying - Megamind 00:18 What were you saying Make this thing go faster - Megamind 00:12 Make this thing go faster My glorious creation - Megamind 00:15 My glorious creation You're supposed to be with ME - Megamind 00:17 You're supposed to be with ME I hear there is a new hero who dares challenge my evil - Megamind 00:25 I hear there is a new hero who dares challenge my evil Your dark gift has finally paid off - Megamind 00:36 Your dark gift has finally paid off Your weakness is copper - Megamind 00:36 Your weakness is copper Why didn't the copper work - Megamind 00:12 Why didn't the copper work Although getting a whole museum is super cool - Megamind 01:08 Although getting a whole museum is super cool He was real good at those - Megamind 00:22 He was real good at those You dimwitted creation of science - Megamind 00:18 You dimwitted creation of science You really need to clean out your pockets more often - Megamind 00:27 You really need to clean out your pockets more often I'm a changed man - Megamind 00:39 I'm a changed man We're fighting like an old married couple - Megamind 00:15 We're fighting like an old married couple Metro Man and I were never really a couple - Megamind 00:20 Metro Man and I were never really a couple Why do you always blame me - Megamind 00:12 Why do you always blame me I wish my parents could see me now - Megamind 00:23 I wish my parents could see me now

Cast

Megamind - Will Ferrell
Metro Man - Brad Pitt
Roxanne Ritchie - Tina Fey
Tighten - Jonah Hill
Minion - David Cross
Bernard - Ben Stiller
Megamind's Father - Justin Theroux
Megamind's Mother - Jessica Schulte
Lord Scott - Tom McGrath
Lady Scott - Emily Nordwind
Warden - J.K. Simmons
Schoolchild - Ella Olivia Stiller
Schoolchild - Quinn Dempsey Stiller
Prisoner - Brian Hopkins
Prison Guard - Christopher Knights
Father in Crowd - Mike Mitchell
Newscaster - Jack Blessing