"Megamind" quotes
Bumbling supervillain Megamind finally defeats his nemesis, the superhero Metro Man. But without a hero, he loses all purpose and must find new meaning to his life.
Director: Tom McGrath
Writer: Alan Schoolcraft, Brent Simons
Production: N/A
Year: 2010
MetaScore: 63/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: $148,415,853
Released: 05 Nov 2010
Awards: 2 wins & 16 nominations
145 video clips
00:38 We need your help
00:21 I'm just kidding
02:05 Happy Metro Man Day
00:24 None of the other kids ever liked me
00:36 Your weakness is copper
00:12 You're so pathetic
00:11 Funny I guess destiny is not the path given to us
00:31 Hey Metro losers This is Metro Tower
00:21 You dare challenge Megamind
00:07 Pretty sneaky sis
00:33 It all started back at the observatory
00:33 My sole purpose in Iife is to Iook after you
00:08 What's the plan Well it mostly involves not dying
00:06 Miss Ritchi we meet again
00:08 Get back you savages
00:11 This is the Iast time you make a fool out of me
00:05 Let's stop wasting time and call your boyfriend in...
00:37 I can explain
00:16 So this is how it ends
00:34 No matter how hard I tried
00:13 How could you do this
00:24 This one's for stealing my girlfriend
00:17 You're alive You're alive
00:28 Is there some kind of nerdy super villain Web site
00:22 You gave him these powers Can't you just take them away
00:17 I may not know much but I do know this
00:14 This glass has ice cubes in it
00:35 I can't believe you
00:20 I'm sorry I did the best I could
00:32 Roxanne Yes
00:13 Ladies and gentlemen
00:36 He was always there for us Dependable
00:34 I've made a horrible mistake
00:26 This is embarrassing
00:09 You know I think there's an apology in order for the...
00:11 My spider bite is acting up
00:14 Hey we're closing soon You scared me
00:10 Look I wouldn't stay here for more than two minutes and...
00:30 You got a present in the mail
00:32 After a few years and with some time off for good behavior
00:37 Should've known you'd try to crash the party
00:21 Sir I think this is a bad idea
00:05 I knew you'd come back Well that made one of us
00:09 Oh no You dim witted creation of science
00:03 I remember when he wore that
00:18 Do I have a son No
00:20 Going somewhere
00:10 Sir you really need to empty your pockets more often
00:04 Enjoy your flight
00:26 Who are you I sent you to this planet
00:04 Go faster Make this thing go faster
00:16 I hear there's a new hero who dares challenge my evil
00:09 No you fools He's tricked us
00:29 Although getting a whole museum is super cool is super cool
00:17 Oh good morning Warden
00:04 Why do you always blame me
00:08 If my parents could see me now
00:38 In case you've noticed
00:05 Hello Like that
00:33 Still warming up
00:37 Here's my day so far
00:54 What secrets You're so predictable
00:19 You seem in a very good mood today
00:15 Really
00:10 You did it You won Well
00:20 We should stick to what we're good at
00:19 You can scream all you wish Miss Ritchi
01:13 And warm and light
00:34 Never satisfied
00:22 Check this out
00:52 You and I have unfinished business
00:23 If I were Metro Man
00:14 Use the forget me stick
00:09 What's the point of being bad
00:28 I'm sorry I did the best I could
00:09 How do I Iook Minion Do I Iook bad
00:07 I Iove you Metro Man And I Iove you random citizen
00:35 Could this be what I was destined for
00:29 You're going on a date with her
00:16 I thought that battle went really
00:13 And why did my doorman let you up
00:07 Congratulations Another one of your genius plans has...
00:08 The thing about bad guys they always Iose
00:08 I was eight days old and still living with my parents
00:29 Hey who needs him
00:11 Now it's time for some witty back and forth banter
00:33 Yes Yes I know Bring me to justice
00:06 I will kill you
00:10 Just throw it Daddy's sorry
Cast
Megamind - Will Ferrell
Metro Man - Brad Pitt
Roxanne Ritchie - Tina Fey
Tighten - Jonah Hill
Minion - David Cross