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Justine, listen up, goddammit

Justine, listen up, goddammit. As most of you know,I'm here tonight playing sort of a...

Melancholia • 2011

Justine, listen up, goddammit. As most of you know,I'm here tonight playing sort of a double role. On Michael's side, I'm best man. And, coincidentally, I'm also the employer of the bride. I've got nothing bad to say about the groom, but... The bride... Justine... Gorgeous woman... Where's my tagline? You were always great in coming upwith a tagline in a hurry. What happened? Did your emotional life suddenly take over? Did finding the man of your life render you unable to work? I'm just asking because if I were to choose between a woman for my dear friend Michael and an employee... I would always choose the employee

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Justine listen up goddammit

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As most of you know I'm here tonight playing sort of a double role

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On Michael's side I'm best man

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And coincidentally I'm also the employer of the bride

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I've got nothing bad to say about the groom but

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The bride

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Justine

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Gorgeous woman

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Where's my tagline

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You were always great in coming up with a tagline in a hurry

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What happened

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Did your emotional life suddenly take over

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Did finding the man of your life render you unable to work

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I'm just asking because if I were to choose between

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a woman for my dear friend Michael and an employee

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I would always choose the employee

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جاستين استمعي بحق الجحيم

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يعلم أغلبكم أن ني أؤد ي الل يلة دورين مزدوجين

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أنا الإشبين لـ مايكل

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وأيضا مدير العروس

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لا أملك انتقادات للعريس لكن

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بالن سبة للعروس

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جاستين أنت امرأة مدهشة

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أين الش عار ال ذي طلبته

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أنت بارعة في ابتكار جملة ترويجي ة سريعا

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ما ال ذي حدث

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هل أشغلتك حياتك الغرامي ة

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هل أعاقك عن العمل العثور على رجل أحلامك

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أنا أسأل لأن ني لو اخترت

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بين امرأة لصديقي الحميم مايكل وبين موظ فة

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بالت أكيد سأنتقي الموظ فة فورا

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Justine écoute nom de dieu

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Comme la plupart d'entre vous le savent je joue ce soir un double rôle

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Pour Michael je suis l'ami fidèle

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Et accessoirement je suis aussi le patron de la mariée

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Je n'ai rien à dire sur le marié mais

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La mariée

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Justine

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femme superbe

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où est mon slogan

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Tu as toujours été forte pour trouver des slogans dans l'urgence

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Que s'est il passé

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Est ce que ta vie sentimentale a soudain pris le dessus

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Est ce que trouver l'homme de ta vie t'as rendue inapte à travailler

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Je demande parce que si je devais choisir entre

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une femme pour mon cher ami Michael et une employée

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Je choisirais toujours l'employée

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Justine dengar aku sialan

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sebagaimana kau tahu malam ini aku memainkan 2 peran

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disamping Michael aku pria terbaik

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dan kebetulan aku juga adalah bos pengantin wanita

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aku tidak ada masalah dengan pengantin pria tapi

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pengantin wanita

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Justine

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kau wanita yang luar biasa

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mana sloganku

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kau selalu bisa mendapatkan sebuah slogan dengan cepat

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ada apa

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apa kehidupan emosionalmu tiba2 berakhir

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apa pria dalam hidupmu itu membuatmu tidak bisa bekerja

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aku menanyakan ini karena jika aku harus memilih antara

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wanita untuk teman baikku Michael dan karyawanku

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aku pasti memilih karyawanku

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Justine presta atención maldición

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Como la mayoría de ustedes sabe estoy aquí esta noche jugando un rol doble

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Del lado de Michael soy el padrino de boda

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Y de casualidad soy también el empleador de la novia

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No tengo nada malo para decir del novio pero

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de la novia

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Justine

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preciosa mujer

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dónde está mi eslogan

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Siempre eres fantástica para conseguir un eslogan en un apuro

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Qué pasó

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Tu vida afectiva repentinamente tomó el mando

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Encontraste al hombre de tu vida dejándote incapaz de trabajar

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Pregunto porque si tuviera que elegir

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entre una mujer para mi querido amigo Michael y una empleada

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siempre elegiría a la empleada

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Duration

56 seconds

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Timestamp in Movie

00:17:22

Uploaded

Mar 13, 2026

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Two sisters find their already strained relationship challenged as a mysterious new planet threatens to collide with Earth.