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I've been on my own since mum went and it's been shit
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I've been on my own sincemum went and it's been shit

I've been on my own since
mum went and it's been shit

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I've been on my own since mum went and it's been shit.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
01:00:29
Uploaded
Apr 07, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror
Production
Blackwater Pictures

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Movie Summary

Wet Dreams, a middle aged male stripper group, take one last gig at a rural working mens club only to discover they are to become sacrifices in a plot to raise a murderous 16th century witch from the dead.
Because while you were off parading yourself around the country, - Members Club 00:09
Because while you were off parading yourself around the coun...
Listen, do me one little favour, and I'll turn you into a middle-aged Sex God. - Members Club 00:07
Listen, do me one little favour, and I'll turn you into...
When the time's right, I want you to open the door. - Members Club 00:05
When the time's right, I want you to open the door.
It's Christine. - Members Club 00:10
It's Christine.
I'm sorry, she's too strong. - Members Club 00:05
I'm sorry, she's too strong.
- She's become even more powerful. - Hey hey it's okay. - Members Club 00:08
- She's become even more powerful. - Hey hey it's ...
The best thing we can do is hold out until morning - Members Club 00:10
The best thing we can do is hold out until morning
Anyone? - Members Club 00:07
Anyone?
When I was a child, I used to sit in the barn with - Members Club 00:09
When I was a child, I used to sit in the barn with
So one day when he was farming, and I was idling, I took his sickle. - Members Club 00:09
So one day when he was farming, and I was idling, I took his...
And I ever so slowly cut one of the feet off of our sheep. - Members Club 00:08
And I ever so slowly cut one of the feet off of our sheep.
Poor thing, dancing around on three legs, blood spilling across the hay floor. - Members Club 00:09
Poor thing, dancing around on three legs, blood spilling acr...
It's quite a tricky task dissecting the bones from a foot, you know. - Members Club 00:06
It's quite a tricky task dissecting the bones from a fo...
Word quickly spread about the small girl who murdered animals for their bones. - Members Club 00:07
Word quickly spread about the small girl who murdered animal...
I was outcast, sent to live alone. - Members Club 00:06
I was outcast, sent to live alone.
As the years went on, they accused me of other things as well, killing livestock, - Members Club 00:11
As the years went on, they accused me of other things as wel...
And then one day, four men came to visit me. - Members Club 00:07
And then one day, four men came to visit me.
Without trial, on a cold winter's night, I was murdered by those four men, - Members Club 00:15
Without trial, on a cold winter's night, I was murdered...
They all cheered as I took my last breath. - Members Club 00:06
They all cheered as I took my last breath.
So, as the scripture has foretold, - Members Club 00:15
So, as the scripture has foretold,