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Memoir of a Snail

He was once a magistrate, but was defrockedfor masturbating in court

He was once a magistrate, but was defrocked
for masturbating in court

Full Transcript

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He was once a magistrate,
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but was defrocked for masturbating in court.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
98
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:15
Uploaded
Apr 10, 2025
Genres
animation, drama
Production
Arenamedia,Screen Australia

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Movie Summary

A bittersweet memoir of a melancholic woman called Grace Pudel - a hoarder of snails, romance novels, and guinea pigs.
One Christmas, I covered him in decorations - Memoir of a Snail 00:08
One Christmas, I covered him in decorations
(INDISTINCT MURMURING) - Memoir of a Snail 00:08
(INDISTINCT MURMURING)
He loved his tea. - Memoir of a Snail 00:06
He loved his tea.
He told me to put her in a big jar - Memoir of a Snail 00:08
He told me to put her in a big jar
He once told me - Memoir of a Snail 00:07
He once told me
(GILBERT SIGHS) - Memoir of a Snail 00:06
(GILBERT SIGHS)
(SQUAWKS) - Memoir of a Snail 00:06
(SQUAWKS)
(SQUAWKS CONFUSEDLY) - Memoir of a Snail 00:08
(SQUAWKS CONFUSEDLY)
While I was busy trying to save the world, - Memoir of a Snail 00:08
While I was busy trying to save the world,
- (CONTINUES BANGING CAGE) - (MILDRED SQUAWKS) - Memoir of a Snail 00:09
- (CONTINUES BANGING CAGE) - (MILDRED SQUAWKS)
Once, he let our neighbor's cockatoo escape. - Memoir of a Snail 00:06
Once, he let our neighbor's cockatoo escape.
(WHIMPERS) - Memoir of a Snail 00:06
(WHIMPERS)
Gilbert said Mildred never seemed so happy. - Memoir of a Snail 00:06
Gilbert said Mildred never seemed so happy.
If he wasn't letting animals free, he was rescuing them. - Memoir of a Snail 00:07
If he wasn't letting animals free, he was rescuing them...
(LAUGHS) - Memoir of a Snail 00:08
(LAUGHS)
Gilbert loved animals so much he became a vegetarian. - Memoir of a Snail 00:08
Gilbert loved animals so much he became a vegetarian.
GILBERT: They hatched, Gracie! Babies! - Memoir of a Snail 00:05
GILBERT: They hatched, Gracie! Babies!
Ohh, now she's got a boyfriend. - Memoir of a Snail 00:05
Ohh, now she's got a boyfriend.
Your swirl went opposite to the others. - Memoir of a Snail 00:06
Your swirl went opposite to the others.
They've hatched Gracie. Babies! - Memoir of a Snail 00:07
They've hatched Gracie. Babies!