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"Men in Black" quotes

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After a police chase with an otherworldly being, a New York City cop is recruited as an agent in a top-secret organization established to monitor and police alien activity on Earth: the Men in Black. Agent Kay and new recruit Agent Jay find themselves in the middle of a deadly plot by an intergalactic terrorist who has arrived on Earth to assassinate two ambassadors from opposing galaxies.

Director: Barry Sonnenfeld
Writer: Lowell Cunningham, Ed Solomon
Production: N/A
Genre: action, adventure, comedy, science fiction
Year: 1997
MetaScore: 71/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: $250,690,539
Released: 02 Jul 1997
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 22 wins & 39 nominations total

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But why the big secret - Men in Black 00:37 But why the big secret We do not discharge our weapons in view of the public - Men in Black 00:22 We do not discharge our weapons in view of the public You know what the difference is between you and me - Men in Black 00:10 You know what the difference is between you and me You will dress only in attire specially sanctioned - Men in Black 00:34 You will dress only in attire specially sanctioned Means I will knock your punk ass down - Men in Black 00:05 Means I will knock your punk ass down Yeah I'm sorry maybe you already answered this - Men in Black 00:35 Yeah I'm sorry maybe you already answered this Place projectile weapon on the ground - Men in Black 00:12 Place projectile weapon on the ground All right I'm in because look - Men in Black 00:29 All right I'm in because look Doesn't anybody ever get any sleep around here - Men in Black 00:15 Doesn't anybody ever get any sleep around here Kay have you flashy thinged me No - Men in Black 00:06 Kay have you flashy thinged me No Gentlemen congratulations - Men in Black 00:14 Gentlemen congratulations May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die - Men in Black 00:36 May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die I go out I work my butt off to make a living - Men in Black 00:29 I go out I work my butt off to make a living Give the kid a weapon - Men in Black 00:33 Give the kid a weapon You here to make fun of me too - Men in Black 00:08 You here to make fun of me too Hey Kay How are you - Men in Black 00:10 Hey Kay How are you Now that's the worst disguise ever That guy's definitely an alien - Men in Black 00:08 Now that's the worst disguise ever That guy's... You know you're much too tense You're a young man - Men in Black 00:35 You know you're much too tense You're a young man This thing caused the 1977 New York blackout - Men in Black 00:10 This thing caused the 1977 New York blackout All right Beatrice There was no alien - Men in Black 00:35 All right Beatrice There was no alien Not bad for your second day of work is it - Men in Black 00:13 Not bad for your second day of work is it You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacity - Men in Black 00:10 You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacity Some of them under constant surveillance - Men in Black 00:16 Some of them under constant surveillance It just be raining black people in New York - Men in Black 00:05 It just be raining black people in New York We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here - Men in Black 00:05 We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here What's with the cat Oh the cat - Men in Black 00:15 What's with the cat Oh the cat Arquillian battle rules kid - Men in Black 00:33 Arquillian battle rules kid Unlimited technology from the whole universe - Men in Black 00:08 Unlimited technology from the whole universe So what We don't like bugs - Men in Black 00:28 So what We don't like bugs What do you think Very interesting - Men in Black 00:12 What do you think Very interesting You remember the little red button Yeah - Men in Black 00:12 You remember the little red button Yeah Let's start wherever you started at - Men in Black 00:27 Let's start wherever you started at Yo Kay look check it out man - Men in Black 00:10 Yo Kay look check it out man Uh oh I'm sorry Was that your auntie - Men in Black 00:11 Uh oh I'm sorry Was that your auntie Sir Sir you can't just - Men in Black 00:09 Sir Sir you can't just I don't suppose you know what kind of alien life form - Men in Black 00:14 I don't suppose you know what kind of alien life form Hey what branch of the government do we report to - Men in Black 00:32 Hey what branch of the government do we report to Hey Edwards if you were half the man I am - Men in Black 00:07 Hey Edwards if you were half the man I am Freeze N Y P D Freeze - Men in Black 00:12 Freeze N Y P D Freeze Edwards Let's put it on - Men in Black 00:10 Edwards Let's put it on We'll check the hot sheets - Men in Black 00:24 We'll check the hot sheets Well well - Men in Black 00:36 Well well All right kid here's the deal - Men in Black 00:15 All right kid here's the deal Going to get your gun back huh I like this gun - Men in Black 00:06 Going to get your gun back huh I like this gun All right we'll use pulsar level five with a subsonic implosion factor - Men in Black 00:11 All right we'll use pulsar level five with a subsonic... Searching for a handle on the moment - Men in Black 00:17 Searching for a handle on the moment Oh the red button there kid Don't ever ever touch the red button - Men in Black 00:06 Oh the red button there kid Don't ever ever touch the... They're beautiful aren't they - Men in Black 00:35 They're beautiful aren't they Roaches check in - Men in Black 00:07 Roaches check in You don't wanna eat me I'm a very important person on my planet - Men in Black 00:23 You don't wanna eat me I'm a very important person... Edgar what on Earth was that Sugan - Men in Black 00:17 Edgar what on Earth was that Sugan I wanna talk to you - Men in Black 00:11 I wanna talk to you What All we gotta do is go in and get a cat - Men in Black 00:17 What All we gotta do is go in and get a cat Cannot believe you're looking for tips in the supermarket tabloids - Men in Black 00:09 Cannot believe you're looking for tips in the... You're under arrest for violating Section 4153 of the Tycho Treaty - Men in Black 00:11 You're under arrest for violating Section 4153 of the... Hey old guys - Men in Black 00:11 Hey old guys He's coming He's coming - Men in Black 00:06 He's coming He's coming Who are you Did he say anything to you - Men in Black 00:10 Who are you Did he say anything to you What's up - Men in Black 00:37 What's up Who are you really Really - Men in Black 00:34 Who are you really Really You're nothing but a smear on the sports page to me - Men in Black 00:17 You're nothing but a smear on the sports page to me Anything about that seem unusual to you - Men in Black 00:04 Anything about that seem unusual to you Interesting job you guys have - Men in Black 00:05 Interesting job you guys have The Galaxy is here - Men in Black 00:15 The Galaxy is here You know I've noticed an infestation here - Men in Black 00:25 You know I've noticed an infestation here There's only one way off of this planet baby and that's through me - Men in Black 00:06 There's only one way off of this planet baby and... Oh you idiots - Men in Black 00:36 Oh you idiots Days months years - Men in Black 00:08 Days months years We'll take it from here Who the hell are you - Men in Black 00:05 We'll take it from here Who the hell are you Where are you going Redgie Well it's my wife She's - Men in Black 00:05 Where are you going Redgie Well it's my wife She's Back in the mid 1950s the government started a little underfunded agency - Men in Black 00:34 Back in the mid 1950s the government started a little... You're coming with me What - Men in Black 00:08 You're coming with me What Mr Edwards - Men in Black 00:34 Mr Edwards Put up your arms and all your flippers - Men in Black 00:04 Put up your arms and all your flippers Where do you keep your dead I don't have any dead - Men in Black 00:12 Where do you keep your dead I don't have any dead Zed we need a containment crew on Macdougal Street - Men in Black 00:18 Zed we need a containment crew on Macdougal Street I'm saying that's just the way I get down - Men in Black 00:21 I'm saying that's just the way I get down Get your big butt back in the house - Men in Black 00:06 Get your big butt back in the house You ever hear of Division 6 - Men in Black 00:07 You ever hear of Division 6 Doctor uh Whatever come here - Men in Black 00:21 Doctor uh Whatever come here Hey whoever you guys are you're gonna have to show me ID if you're gonna be in the morgue - Men in Black 00:27 Hey whoever you guys are you're gonna have to show me... Six is up - Men in Black 00:08 Six is up Purpose of trip Diplomatic mission - Men in Black 00:10 Purpose of trip Diplomatic mission You're late Sit down - Men in Black 00:36 You're late Sit down Yo Kay look check it out man - Men in Black 00:35 Yo Kay look check it out man Now that's the worst disguise ever That guy's definitely an alien - Men in Black 00:08 Now that's the worst disguise ever That guy's... You know what they say - Men in Black 00:09 You know what they say Come on let's take a ride - Men in Black 00:04 Come on let's take a ride You know it's actually kind of - Men in Black 00:06 You know it's actually kind of
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Cast

Kay - Tommy Lee Jones
Jay - Will Smith
Laurel - Linda Fiorentino
Edgar - Vincent D'Onofrio
Zed - Rip Torn
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