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Men in Black

Help you?Yeah, this dude gave me this card... Elevator

Help you?Yeah, This dude gave me this card... Elevator

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Help you Yeah this dude gave me this card
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Elevator
Available in 9 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
290
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:42
Uploaded
Feb 12, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, comedy, science fiction
Production
Columbia Pictures,Amblin Entertainment,MacDonald/Parkes Productions

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Movie Summary

After a police chase with an otherworldly being, a New York City cop is recruited as an agent in a top-secret organization established to monitor and police alien activity on Earth: the Men in Black. Agent Kay and new recruit Agent Jay find themselves in the middle of a deadly plot by an intergalactic terrorist who has arrived on Earth to assassinate two ambassadors from opposing galaxies.
You're late Sit downMy name is ZedYou're all here because you're the best of the bestMarines Air Force Navy SEALS Army Rangers N Y P DAnd we're looking for one of you just oneWhat will follow is a series of simple testsfor motor skills concentration - Men in Black 01:21
You're late Sit downMy name is ZedYou're all here...
You're late Sit down - Men in Black 00:36
You're late Sit down
My name is Zed. - Men in Black 00:39
My name is Zed.
Yeah I'm sorry maybe you already answered thisbut why exactly are we hereSon Second Lieutenant Jake JensenWest Point graduate with honorsWe're here because you're looking for the best of the best of the best sirWhat's so funny Edwards Your boy Captain - Men in Black 00:35
Yeah I'm sorry maybe you already answered thisbut why...
What's so funny, Edwards? - Men in Black 00:22
What's so funny, Edwards?
Edwards, what the hell happened? - Men in Black 00:59
Edwards, what the hell happened?
He's got a real problem with authority. - Men in Black 00:15
He's got a real problem with authority.
Gentlemen congratulationsYou're everything we've come to expect from years of government trainingAnd now if you'll just follow me we have one more test to administeran eye exam - Men in Black 00:14
Gentlemen congratulationsYou're everything we've...
Back in the mid 1950s the government started a little underfunded agencywith the simple and laughable purpose of establishing contact with a race not of this planetIf you'll look directly at the end of this device we'll administer the eye testEverybody - Men in Black 01:04
Back in the mid 1950s the government started a little...
Yeah I remember that right because I thought that that was odd - Men in Black 00:05
Yeah I remember that right because I thought that that was...
How you doing, fellas? - Men in Black 00:29
How you doing, fellas?
All right kid here's the dealAt any given time there are around 1500 aliens on the planetmost of them right here in ManhattanAnd most of them are decent enoughThey're just trying to make a livingCabdrivers No not as many as you'd think - Men in Black 00:15
All right kid here's the dealAt any given time there...
At any given time there are around 1500 aliens on the planetmost of them right here in Manhattan - Men in Black 00:08
At any given time there are around 1500 aliens on the...
But why the big secretPeople are smart They can handle it A person is smartPeople are dumb panicky dangerous animals and you know itFifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universeFive hundred years ago everybody knew the - Men in Black 01:02
But why the big secretPeople are smart They can handle it A...
Hey. Is it worth it? Oh, yeah, it's worth it. If you're strong enough. - Men in Black 00:12
Hey. Is it worth it? Oh, yeah, it's worth it. If...
All right, I'm in because, look, there's some next-level shit going on around here, and I'm with that. - Men in Black 00:30
All right, I'm in because, look, there's some...
- Purpose of trip? - Men in Black 00:10
- Purpose of trip?
Please meet your party outside the containment area. - Men in Black 00:51
Please meet your party outside the containment area.
Hey what branch of the government do we report toNone They ask too many questions So who pays for all thisWe hold patents on a few gadgets we confiscatedVelcro microwave ovens liposuctionThat's a fascinating little gadget It's gonna replace CDs soonI - Men in Black 00:32
Hey what branch of the government do we report toNone They...
Okay, just be calm. - Men in Black 00:13
Okay, just be calm.