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Men in Black

Hey man, what are you talking about? I AM half the man that you are!

NYPD Sergeant at Edwards ' Interrogation:Edwards, if you were half the man that I am...Jay:Hey man, what are you talking about? I AM half the man that you are!

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Hey Edwards if you were half the man I am
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What the hell are you talking about I am half the man that you are
Available in 9 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
1,223
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:42
Uploaded
Feb 12, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, comedy, science fiction
Production
Columbia Pictures,Amblin Entertainment,MacDonald/Parkes Productions

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Movie Summary

After a police chase with an otherworldly being, a New York City cop is recruited as an agent in a top-secret organization established to monitor and police alien activity on Earth: the Men in Black. Agent Kay and new recruit Agent Jay find themselves in the middle of a deadly plot by an intergalactic terrorist who has arrived on Earth to assassinate two ambassadors from opposing galaxies.

Actors

Will Smith
Jay
Will Smith
I wanna talk to youTen minutes you take your best shot tough guyTake 10 minutes on a StairMaster you pudgy bastard - Men in Black 00:11
I wanna talk to youTen minutes you take your best shot tough...
I believe you. Laurel Weaver. Deputy Medical Examiner. - Men in Black 00:25
I believe you. Laurel Weaver. Deputy Medical Examiner.
I believe you. - Men in Black 00:42
I believe you.
Some night, huh? - Men in Black 00:26
Some night, huh?
Who are you Did he say anything to youYeah he said the world was coming to an endDid he say when - Men in Black 00:10
Who are you Did he say anything to youYeah he said the world...
Would you recognize that weapon of his if you saw it again? - Men in Black 00:21
Would you recognize that weapon of his if you saw it again?
So who exactly are you with? - Men in Black 00:33
So who exactly are you with?
Officer Eduardo Hey how did these get hereI thought I turned these in to the proper authoritiesThe way I hear it Jeebsie you into something a little hotter than some stolen RolexesYeah well I'm a huge crack dealer now but I still work here because I love - Men in Black 01:55
Officer Eduardo Hey how did these get hereI thought I turned...
Do you have any idea how much that stings? - Men in Black 00:08
Do you have any idea how much that stings?
You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacity to an unlicensed cephalopoid, Jeebs, you piece of... - Men in Black 00:30
You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacity to...
Goddamn it Jeebs I don't know - Men in Black 00:04
Goddamn it Jeebs I don't know
Searching for a handle on the moment? - Men in Black 00:19
Searching for a handle on the moment?
She looks over at her husband, then she sets it back down in her lap and she says, "Honey, this one's eating my popcorn." Did you get it? - Men in Black 00:35
She looks over at her husband, then she sets it back down in...
Well, well, well. - Men in Black 00:44
Well, well, well.
You know I've noticed an infestation hereEverywhere I look in fact nothing but undeveloped unevolved barely conscious pond scumtotally convinced of their own superiorityas they scurry about their short pointless livesWell yeahDon't you wanna get rid of - Men in Black 00:25
You know I've noticed an infestation hereEverywhere I...
Help you? - Men in Black 00:08
Help you?
You're late Sit down - Men in Black 00:36
You're late Sit down
You're late Sit downMy name is ZedYou're all here because you're the best of the bestMarines Air Force Navy SEALS Army Rangers N Y P DAnd we're looking for one of you just oneWhat will follow is a series of simple testsfor motor skills concentration - Men in Black 01:21
You're late Sit downMy name is ZedYou're all here...
My name is Zed. - Men in Black 00:39
My name is Zed.
Yeah I'm sorry maybe you already answered thisbut why exactly are we hereSon Second Lieutenant Jake JensenWest Point graduate with honorsWe're here because you're looking for the best of the best of the best sirWhat's so funny Edwards Your boy Captain - Men in Black 00:35
Yeah I'm sorry maybe you already answered thisbut why...