Officer Eduardo! How did these get here? I thought I turned these into the proper...
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Jeebs:
[Edwards enters his store]
Officer Eduardo! How did these get here? I thought I turned these into the proper authorities.
Jay:
Well, the way I hear it Jeebs, you're into something hotter than some stolen Rolexes.
Jeebs:
I'm also a huge crack dealer now, but I still work here because I love the hours.
Jay:
I'm talking about guns, smart-ass. Weird ones.
Jeebs:
Come on, Edwards. What you see is what I got.
Kay:
[enters the store]
Why don't you show him the imports, Jeebs?
Jeebs:
Hiya, Kay. How are you?
Kay:
Show him the imports right now!
Jeebs:
Yeah... I got out of that business a long time ago.
Kay:
Why do you lie to me Jeebs? I hate it when you lie.
Jeebs:
Now, just hold on a second...
Kay:
[aims his gun at Jeebs]
I'm gonna count to three.
Jay:
He'll do it, Jeebs.
Kay:
One.
Jay:
I'm telling you, that man does not look stable.
Kay:
Two.
Jay:
You know what? Talk to me; he... he is just crazy when he's like this
Jeebs:
He's always crazy. Why don't you get a message? Take a cruiser...
Kay:
Three!
[Blows Jeebs' head off]
Jay:
[aims his gun at Kay]
Drop the weapon and put your hands on your head!
Kay:
I warned him.
Jay:
DROP THE WEAPON!
Kay:
You warned him.
Jay:
Don't make me kill you.
Jeebs:
[as his head grows back, Jay looks in astonishment]
You insensitive prick! Do you have any idea how much that stings?
Kay:
Show us the merchandise, or you going to lose another head, Jeebs.
[Jeebs rotates the cases and everything is replaced by alien guns]
Kay:
Mr. Edwards?
Jay:
Right there... The one in the middle.
Kay:
You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacity to an unlicensed cephalopod! Jeebs, you piece of sh...
Jeebs:
He looked alright to me.
Kay:
It must have been for an assassination. Who's the target?
Jeebs:
You know I don't know.
Kay:
[aims his gun at Jeebs' head]
GODAMNIT, JEEBS!
Jeebs:
I DON'T KNOW!
Kay:
All right, let's confiscate it; all of it. And I want you on the next transport off this rock, or I'm gonna shoot you where it don't grow back.
Jay:
[shaken]
Yeah, an... and... and I'ma be back t-to talk about them Rolexes.
[he and Jay leave the store]
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Mr Edwards
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Right there the one in the middle
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You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacity
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to an unlicensed cephalopoid Jeebs you piece of
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He looked all right to me
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Must have been for an assassination
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Who's the target You know I don't know
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Goddamn it Jeebs I don't know
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That's confiscated all of it and I want you on the next transport off this rock
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or I'm gonna shoot you where it don't grow back
Clip duration: 34 seconds
Views: 171
Timestamp in movie: 00h 20m 09s
Uploaded: 18 March, 2022
Genres: action, adventure, comedy, science fiction
Summary: After a police chase with an otherworldly being, a New York City cop is recruited as an agent in a top-secret organization established to monitor and police alien activity on Earth: the Men in Black. Agent Kay and new recruit Agent Jay find themselves in the middle of a deadly plot by an intergalactic terrorist who has arrived on Earth to assassinate two ambassadors from opposing galaxies.
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