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Please meet your party outside the containment area

Please meet yourparty outside the containment area. You wanna stay awayfrom that guy....

Men in Black • 1997

Please meet yourparty outside the containment area. You wanna stay awayfrom that guy. He's, uh... He's grouchy. Three-hour delay in customsafter a trip of 17 trillion miles is gonna make anybody cranky,you know what I mean? Hey, what branch of thegovernment do we report to? None. They ask too many questions.So who pays for all this? We hold patents on a fewgadgets we confiscated. Velcro,microwave ovens, liposuction. That's a fascinating little gadget.It's gonna replace CDs soon. I guess I'll have to buyThe White Album again. Oh. That is a lot of fun.It's a universal translator. We're not even supposedto have it. I'll tell you why. Human thought is so primitive, it's looked upon as an infectiousdisease in some of the better galaxies. That kind of makes youproud, doesn't it? Huh? Hey, what's this thing?

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Please meet your party outside the containment area

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You wanna stay away from that guy He's uh

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He's grouchy

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Three hour delay in customs after a trip of 17 trillion miles

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is gonna make anybody cranky you know what I mean

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Hey what branch of the government do we report to

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None They ask too many questions So who pays for all this

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We hold patents on a few gadgets we confiscated

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Velcro microwave ovens liposuction

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That's a fascinating little gadget It's gonna replace CDs soon

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I guess I'll have to buy The White Album again

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Oh That is a lot of fun It's a universal translator

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We're not even supposed to have it I'll tell you why

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Human thought is so primitive

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it's looked upon as an infectious disease in some of the better galaxies

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That kind of makes you proud doesn't it Huh

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Hey what's this thing

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ستود البقاء بعيدا عن الرجل

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إنه متذمر

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3ساعات متأخر في الجوازات بعد رحلة طولها 17 ترليون ميل

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ستجعل أي شخصا ضائق الخلق

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أي فرع حكومي نرسل له التقارير

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ولا واحد يسألون الكثير من الأسئلة اذا من يدفع من أجل هذا

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نحن نحتفظ ببراءات الإختراع لبعض الأدوات الصادرة من الزوار من خارج الولاية

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فيلكرو أفران المايكروويف شافط الدهون

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هذه أدوات رائعة

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سيتم استبدال السيديات قريبا سيتوجب علي شراء الألبوم الأبيض مجددا

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هذا مسل ناقل عالمي يفترض علينا أن لا نملكه سأقول لك السبب

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الأفكار البشرية بدائية جدا لقد نظروا إليه

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على أنه مرض معد في بعض المجرات

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هذا يجعلك فخورا بعض الشئ

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ما هذا

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এই ব য ট র থ ক দ র থ ক ত ম

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স বদর গ

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১৭ ট র ল য়ন ম ইল ত ন ঘণ ট য় উড় এল

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সব ই একট বদর গ হয় য য়

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সরক র ক ন স স থ ক আমর র প র ট কর

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ক উক ন ওর প রচ র প রশ ন কর ত হল ব তন ক দ য়

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বহ র জ গত ক অত থ দ র ন র দ ষ ট ক ছ গ য জ ট ব জ য় প ত র স বত ব রয় ছ আম দ র

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ভ লক র ম ইক র ওয় ভ ওভ ন ল প স কশন

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এট ও একট আকর ষণ য় ছ ট গ য জ ট

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এখ ন CD র খ আম আব রও একট গ ন র স ড ক নব

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ওট ও চমৎক র স র বজন ন অন ব দ যন ত র আম দ র এট প ওয় র কথ ছ ল ন

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ম ন ষ মন কর এট খ ব প র চ ন উপর থ ক দ খ

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ছ য় পথ র ক ন স ক র মক র গ র মত দ খ য়

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এট অহ ক র র জ ন স ত ই ন

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ওট ক জ ন স

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T'approche pas

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Il est grognon

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Trois heures de douane aprés un tel voyage

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ça rend grincheux

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De quelle branche de l'Etat on dépend

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Aucune Qui finance tout ça

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On a fait breveter des gadgets confisqués aux extraterrestres

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le velcro le micro ondes la liposuccion

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Ce gadget est fascinant

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Ça va remplacer les CD Je vais racheter l'album blanc

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Voici un traducteur universel On est pas censés l'avoir

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L'esprit humain est tellement primitif qu'il est vu

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comme une maladie contagieuse dans certaines galaxies

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On peut en être fiers

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C'est quoi

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Halten Sie sich von dem fern

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Der ist stinkig

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Aber nach einer Fahrt von 17 Trillionen Meilen

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wäre jeder schlecht drauf

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Welchem Ministerium sind wir unterstellt

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Keinem die stellen zu viele Fragen Wer bezahlt das alles

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Wir halten die Patentrechte an ein paar Erfindungen von unseren Touristen

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Klettverschlüsse Mikrowellen Silikonimplantate

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Das ist ein raffiniertes Ding

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Es wird bald die CD ersetzen Dann muss ich mir das WeiBe Album nochmal kaufen

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Es ist ein Universal Übersetzer Den dürften wir gar nicht haben

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Der Intellekt des Menschen gilt als so primitiv

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dass man uns in anderen Galaxien für eine ansteckende Krankheit hält

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Sowas macht einen doch stolz

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Was ist das

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Kau harus hindari makhluk itu

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Dia eh

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Dia gampang marah

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Tiga jam di bea cukai setelah perjalanan sejauh 17 juta mil

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Akan mudah membuat jenuh siapa saja

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Mengerti maksudku

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Makasih

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Apa nama badan pemerintahan yang berwenang dengan semua ini

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Tidak ada mereka terlalu sering mengajukan banyak pertanyaan

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Lalu siapa yang mendanai semuanya

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Kami memegang hak paten atas beberapa peralatan yang kami sita dari pengunjung tujuan masa depan

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Hhm

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Velcro oven Microwave sedotan lemak

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Semua ini peralatan yang menarik

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Ini akan segera menggantikan CD Bukan begitu

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Jadi aku tidak harus membeli White Album lagi

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Ah

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Itu memudahkan seorang penerjemah universal Kita bahkan tidak seharusnya memilikinya

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Manusia berpikir begitu kampungan

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Menganggap ini sebagai wabah gangguan di beberapa galaksi

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Sebenarnya itu malah membuat kau bangga

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Ya kan

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Hei apa ini

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そいつはほっとけ

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イラついてる

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17兆マイルの旅行の後で３時間足止めを食ってる

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所属の行政省は

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無所属だ

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資金は

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エイリアンから押収した物のパテントが収入源だ

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小鼻パック電子レンジ

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これも売れる

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未来のＣＤビートルズを買い直さにゃ

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宇宙語万能翻訳機我々は使用できない

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ハイクラスの星では人類を見下してて

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話すとバカがうつるとさ

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これは

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От него лучше держаться подальше

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Он в плохом настроении

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Пролететь 17 триллионов миль и терять три часа на таможне

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озвереешь

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А кто в правительстве нас контролирует

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Никто Они задают много вопросов А откуда деньги

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Мы запатентовали кое какие мелочи конфискованные у иностранных гостей

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Липучки микроволновые печи отсасывание жиров

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Вот это отличная вещица

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Сменит компакт диски Придется снова покупать Золотой альбом Битлз

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Это класс Универсальный переводчик Вообще нам запрещено его иметь

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Человеческий разум так примитивен В некоторых галактиках

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он считается заразной болезнью

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Можно даже этим гордиться

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А это что такое

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No te le acerques a ese tipo

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Es muy gruñón

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3 horas de aduana después de viajar 27 mil millones de Km te irritan

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De qué rama del gobierno dependemos

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De ninguna preguntan demasiado Quién paga esto

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Tenemos patentes de varias cosas que confiscamos a los visitantes

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Velcro hornos de microondas liposucción

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Este artefacto es fascinante

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Sustituirá a los CDs

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Compraré otra vez el Disco Blanco

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Esto es un traductor universal

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Se supone que no debemos tenerlo

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El pensamiento humano es tan primitivo

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que en ciertas galaxias lo consideran un virus

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Como para sentirse orgulloso no

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Qué es esto

Available in 9 languages

Duration

51 seconds

Views

184

Timestamp in Movie

00:34:44

Uploaded

Feb 12, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, comedy, science fiction

Production

Columbia Pictures,Amblin Entertainment,MacDonald/Parkes Productions

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Movie Summary

After a police chase with an otherworldly being, a New York City cop is recruited as an agent in a top-secret organization established to monitor and police alien activity on Earth: the Men in Black. Agent Kay and new recruit Agent Jay find themselves in the middle of a deadly plot by an intergalactic terrorist who has arrived on Earth to assassinate two ambassadors from opposing galaxies.