You're late. Sit down. My name is Zed. You're all here because you're the best of the...
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Zed:
You're late. Sit down.
[Edwards takes the remaining chair. The elevator doors slide shut. Zed continues addressing the Recruits]
Zed:
My name is Zed. You're all here because you're the best of the best. Marines, Navy SEALS, Army Rangers... NYPD. And we're looking for one of you. Just one. What will follow is a series of simple tests designed to quantify motor skills, hand-eye coordination, concentration, stamina.
Zed:
[notices Edwards has his hand raised]
I see we have a question.
Jay:
Uh yeah. I'm... I'm sorry, maybe you already answered this but... , but -- why, exactly, are we here?
[Silence. Then one of the young recruits eagerly raises his hand. Zed calls on him]
Zed:
Son?
1st Lt. Jake Jensen:
[loud and formal]
2nd Lieutenant Jensen. West Point graduate with honours. We're here because you want the best of the best of the best, sir!
Jay:
[Edwards tries to stifle a laugh, but can't]
Zed:
What's so funny, Edwards?
Jay:
Your boy, Captain America, here. "The best of the best of the best, sir!" "With honours." He's just really excited, and he has no clue why we're here. That's very funny to me. Y'all ain't laughing, though.
Zed:
Okay, let's get going.
Transcript
00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.293
Yo Kay look check it out man
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When do I get my own flashy little memory messer upper thingy
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When you grow up Mm Okay
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Please not green
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Oh damn
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I don't suppose you know what kind of alien life form
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leaves a green spectral trail and craves sugar water do you
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Oh wait that was on Final Jeopardy Last night
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Damn Alex said it was Zed we have a bug
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So what We don't like bugs
00:00:31.053 --> 00:00:33.991
Bugs thrive on carnage tiger
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 152
Timestamp in movie: 00h 48m 55s
Uploaded: 18 March, 2022
Genres: action, adventure, comedy, science fiction
Summary: After a police chase with an otherworldly being, a New York City cop is recruited as an agent in a top-secret organization established to monitor and police alien activity on Earth: the Men in Black. Agent Kay and new recruit Agent Jay find themselves in the middle of a deadly plot by an intergalactic terrorist who has arrived on Earth to assassinate two ambassadors from opposing galaxies.
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00:46 Zed call the Arquillians Tell them we have the Galaxy
00:08 Now that's the worst disguise ever That guy's...
00:07 You ever hear of Division 6
00:18 The high consulate
from Solaxium 9...
00:09 No...
00:10 I was in an interstellar
cockroach's gullet.
00:11 Ease up out of my face before
something bad happens to you.
00:25 Well, well.
00:14 I'm sorry.
Was that your auntie?
00:13 Where you going?
00:23 That's it?
00:08 What's up?
00:32 That did not go the way I planned.
00:16 I'll put my hands...
00:28 You idiots!
00:12 We'll use pulsar level five
with an implosion factor.
00:25 Now, that's what I'm talking about.
00:24 You don't wanna eat me.
00:07 You do know Elvis is dead?
00:10 Remember the red button?