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You here to make fun of me tooNo ma'am We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware ofMay we come in
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Beatrice:
You here to make fun of me too?Kay:No, ma'am. We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of. May we come in?Beatrice:Sure

Full Transcript

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You here to make fun of me too
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No ma'am We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of
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May we come in
Available in 9 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
1,280
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:26
Uploaded
Feb 12, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, comedy, science fiction
Production
Columbia Pictures,Amblin Entertainment,MacDonald/Parkes Productions

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Movie Summary

After a police chase with an otherworldly being, a New York City cop is recruited as an agent in a top-secret organization established to monitor and police alien activity on Earth: the Men in Black. Agent Kay and new recruit Agent Jay find themselves in the middle of a deadly plot by an intergalactic terrorist who has arrived on Earth to assassinate two ambassadors from opposing galaxies.

Actors

Siobhan Fallon Hogan
Beatrice
Siobhan Fallon Hogan
Tommy Lee Jones
Kay
Tommy Lee Jones
The chief of police himself came up to the house and did a full-out professional investigation. - Men in Black 00:37
The chief of police himself came up to the house and did a...
All right Beatrice There was no alienThe flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFOSwamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocketand refracted the light from VenusWait Wait a minuteYou just flash that thing it erases her memory and - Men in Black 00:52
All right Beatrice There was no alienThe flash of light you...
Yo Kay look check it out manWhen do I get my own flashy little memory messer upper thingyWhen you grow up Mm Okay - Men in Black 00:10
Yo Kay look check it out manWhen do I get my own flashy...
I don't suppose you know what kind of alien life formleaves a green spectral trail and craves sugar water do youOh wait that was on Final Jeopardy Last nightDamn Alex said it was Zed we have a bug - Men in Black 00:14
I don't suppose you know what kind of alien life...
So what We don't like bugsBugs thrive on carnage tigerThey consume infest destroy live off the death and destruction of other speciesYou were stung as a child weren't youNo listen kid imagine a giant cockroach with unlimited strengtha massive inferiority - Men in Black 00:28
So what We don't like bugsBugs thrive on carnage...
Where do you want Contestant Number 3? - Men in Black 00:22
Where do you want Contestant Number 3?
What's with the cat Oh the catYeah well there's a problem with the cat Sign hereWhat's the problem with the cat It's your problem Heh hehI hate the living - Men in Black 00:15
What's with the cat Oh the catYeah well there's a...
Oh, my God! - Men in Black 00:16
Oh, my God!
Subject was approximately 112 degrees at time of autopsy, indicating an increase in body temperature. - Men in Black 00:37
Subject was approximately 112 degrees at time of autopsy,...
There's a skeletal structure at work here unlike anything I've ever seen before. - Men in Black 00:30
There's a skeletal structure at work here unlike...
There's a skeletal structure unlike anything I've seen. - Men in Black 00:28
There's a skeletal structure unlike anything I've ...
- Is this your cat? - Men in Black 00:08
- Is this your cat?
Hm. You have really pretty eyes. Thank you. - Men in Black 00:07
Hm. You have really pretty eyes. Thank you.
What do you think? - Men in Black 00:28
What do you think?
Man you gonna have to go look at that thing - Men in Black 00:04
Man you gonna have to go look at that thing
Look at this. - Men in Black 00:07
Look at this.
Must... To prevent... contest. Okay, what are you trying to say? To prevent... To prevent struggle? - Men in Black 00:49
Must... To prevent... contest. Okay, what are you trying to...
"To prevent war, the Galaxy is on Orion's belt." What the hell does that mean? - Men in Black 00:08
"To prevent war, the Galaxy is on Orion's...
Doctor uh Whatever come hereDr WhateverHey you guys aren't really from the Department of Health are youRosenberg Aw damnThe Arquillians are not gonna like thisThis guy was one of the royal familyI knew it This is an alienAnd you guys are from some - Men in Black 00:21
Doctor uh Whatever come hereDr WhateverHey you guys...
Hey whoever you guys are you're gonna have to show me ID if you're gonna be in the morgueOh yes of course young lady Have a look at this for me pleaseWould you stop that WhatThat thing is gonna give her brain cancer or somethingNever hurt her before Look - Men in Black 00:29
Hey whoever you guys are you're gonna have to show me...