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"Men in Black 3" quotes

Men in Black 3 poster
Agent J travels in time to M.I.B.'s early days in 1969 to stop an alien from assassinating his friend Agent K and changing history.

Director: Barry Sonnenfeld
Writer: Etan Cohen, Lowell Cunningham
Production: N/A
Genre: action, adventure, comedy
Year: 2012
MetaScore: 58/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: $179,020,854
Released: 25 May 2012
Awards: 1 win & 13 nominations

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Agent JAgent KAgent OYoung Agent KGriffinParty GuestBuzz AldrinNeil ArmstrongMr. WuBoris The AnimalAgent AaRockerYoung Agent OJeffrey PriceMoon PrisonerMomLittle Chocolate Milk GirlColonel1969 Nypd Cop #11969 Nypd Cop #2Andy WarholWarhol Girl1960s PedestrianConey Island HippieConey Island Flower ChildPrison Guard #1Obadiah PriceFunky 60's DudeAgent XPrison Guard #4Young Agent
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No I call ladies O - Men in Black 3 00:12 No I call ladies O I have rights and I demand to see my lawyer - Men in Black 3 00:30 I have rights and I demand to see my lawyer Anywhere near this rocket when it takes off - Men in Black 3 00:16 Anywhere near this rocket when it takes off You know the most destructive force in the universe - Men in Black 3 00:10 You know the most destructive force in the universe Thirty seconds I have to go - Men in Black 3 00:33 Thirty seconds I have to go There's no other way - Men in Black 3 00:26 There's no other way You'll be my new favorite moment - Men in Black 3 00:10 You'll be my new favorite moment The bitterest truth is better than the sweetest lies - Men in Black 3 00:05 The bitterest truth is better than the sweetest lies That's for lying to me - Men in Black 3 00:10 That's for lying to me If we call this in - Men in Black 3 00:06 If we call this in You are suspended for two weeks Bullshit - Men in Black 3 00:07 You are suspended for two weeks Bullshit I mean who is he to you - Men in Black 3 00:34 I mean who is he to you There's no such thing as time travel - Men in Black 3 00:20 There's no such thing as time travel Hey man how old are you - Men in Black 3 00:10 Hey man how old are you That is an Earth fish - Men in Black 3 00:10 That is an Earth fish What's your plan - Men in Black 3 00:24 What's your plan I see why I recruited you - Men in Black 3 00:20 I see why I recruited you J everything you told me yesterday you were right as rain - Men in Black 3 00:30 J everything you told me yesterday you were right as rain Last chance who are you and what do you know - Men in Black 3 00:36 Last chance who are you and what do you know I lost my planet - Men in Black 3 00:13 I lost my planet You pathetic waste of Boglodite flesh - Men in Black 3 00:34 You pathetic waste of Boglodite flesh You're gonna lose - Men in Black 3 00:05 You're gonna lose Agents I have no problem - Men in Black 3 00:33 Agents I have no problem Is one where you tell the truth - Men in Black 3 00:06 Is one where you tell the truth 1969 All right - Men in Black 3 00:19 1969 All right Oh wait How come I remember K but nobody else does - Men in Black 3 00:19 Oh wait How come I remember K but nobody else does Don't put me in here K - Men in Black 3 00:08 Don't put me in here K Thank you - Men in Black 3 00:17 Thank you I'm not gonna relax because we're running out of time - Men in Black 3 00:35 I'm not gonna relax because we're running out of... He's been dead for over 40 years - Men in Black 3 00:36 He's been dead for over 40 years It's just Boris - Men in Black 3 00:05 It's just Boris Can you promise if I go first you'll do better than that at my funeral - Men in Black 3 00:31 Can you promise if I go first you'll do better than... Can I help you - Men in Black 3 00:34 Can I help you You need to turn the electricity down on that damn thing - Men in Black 3 00:10 You need to turn the electricity down on that damn thing I don't like it I hate going in blind I'm gonna need my gun - Men in Black 3 00:06 I don't like it I hate going in blind I'm gonna... That's not possible - Men in Black 3 00:15 That's not possible Yeah you and O - Men in Black 3 00:35 Yeah you and O Oh all right You know what Agent K - Men in Black 3 00:07 Oh all right You know what Agent K Very traditional in China You arrest me - Men in Black 3 00:19 Very traditional in China You arrest me You did the future thing What did you show him - Men in Black 3 00:06 You did the future thing What did you show him You all right - Men in Black 3 00:33 You all right Man I am getting too old for this - Men in Black 3 00:08 Man I am getting too old for this I win I'm better than me - Men in Black 3 00:04 I win I'm better than me Do not lose that time device - Men in Black 3 00:22 Do not lose that time device Where'd you get the car And the suit - Men in Black 3 00:37 Where'd you get the car And the suit For such an ungainly species they've thrived on Earth - Men in Black 3 00:11 For such an ungainly species they've thrived on Earth You gotta fake my death okay - Men in Black 3 00:12 You gotta fake my death okay Damn it K Are you trying to blow my cover - Men in Black 3 00:30 Damn it K Are you trying to blow my cover You know how you're on a plane and you're asked to turn your phone off - Men in Black 3 00:20 You know how you're on a plane and you're asked to... Andy Yoko's here - Men in Black 3 00:17 Andy Yoko's here Far out man - Men in Black 3 00:12 Far out man Oh dear - Men in Black 3 00:36 Oh dear Is the real deal Time jump gear - Men in Black 3 00:13 Is the real deal Time jump gear Make love not war - Men in Black 3 00:07 Make love not war I feel younger already - Men in Black 3 00:04 I feel younger already When you see Boris tomorrow K kill him Do not arrest him kill him - Men in Black 3 00:07 When you see Boris tomorrow K kill him Do not arrest him... Rather hot in here Mind if I open a window - Men in Black 3 00:06 Rather hot in here Mind if I open a window You don't know it K but you're already dead - Men in Black 3 00:05 You don't know it K but you're already dead Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to - Men in Black 3 00:17 Don't ask questions you don't want to know the... He did his job - Men in Black 3 00:32 He did his job That's a big ass phone - Men in Black 3 00:07 That's a big ass phone Sorry darling We did love the cake - Men in Black 3 00:05 Sorry darling We did love the cake Let's rewrite history shall we K - Men in Black 3 00:06 Let's rewrite history shall we K Do I know you - Men in Black 3 00:23 Do I know you Man you look like you come from the planet - Men in Black 3 00:05 Man you look like you come from the planet We'll take it from here - Men in Black 3 00:03 We'll take it from here Is there anybody here who's not an alien - Men in Black 3 00:04 Is there anybody here who's not an alien Boris the Animal - Men in Black 3 00:06 Boris the Animal Boris You promised to take me with you - Men in Black 3 00:14 Boris You promised to take me with you Actually Mr Warhol I gotta tell you I love your work - Men in Black 3 00:19 Actually Mr Warhol I gotta tell you I love your work Four Three Two - Men in Black 3 00:29 Four Three Two Questions No Thank you for this colonel - Men in Black 3 00:14 Questions No Thank you for this colonel K come on I got larvae to feed - Men in Black 3 00:04 K come on I got larvae to feed You know there's a really high possibility now - Men in Black 3 00:18 You know there's a really high possibility now Griffin right - Men in Black 3 00:20 Griffin right Why don't you come back - Men in Black 3 00:08 Why don't you come back There's a reason we don't have these in the future - Men in Black 3 00:04 There's a reason we don't have these in the future I'd kill you right now if I didn't value my own life - Men in Black 3 00:34 I'd kill you right now if I didn't value my own... You helped Boris the Animal time jump - Men in Black 3 00:20 You helped Boris the Animal time jump Password - Men in Black 3 00:07 Password Agent K - Men in Black 3 00:10 Agent K I played a game with my dad - Men in Black 3 00:36 I played a game with my dad Chocolate milk sir - Men in Black 3 00:34 Chocolate milk sir What are you doing on my turf - Men in Black 3 00:27 What are you doing on my turf So this is how you see things This is amazing - Men in Black 3 00:09 So this is how you see things This is amazing How's it going - Men in Black 3 00:35 How's it going I'll take you to K - Men in Black 3 00:17 I'll take you to K Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to - Men in Black 3 00:15 Don't ask questions you don't want to know the... I will tell you the only thing you ever need to know - Men in Black 3 00:14 I will tell you the only thing you ever need to know
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Cast

Agent J - Will Smith
Agent K - Tommy Lee Jones
Young Agent K - Josh Brolin
Boris The Animal - Jemaine Clement
Agent O - Emma Thompson
All Cast