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After breaking out of LunarMax, a moon-based maximum security prison, Boris the Animal (Jemaine Clement) decides to go back in time and eliminate the person who arrested him - Agent K (Josh Brolin). When he does so, Agent J (Will Smith) realizes that the timeline has been changed and he too travels back to July 15, 1969, the day before Agent K is killed. After overcoming some disbelief, J manages to convince young K and others of just who he is and why he's there. With the help of Griffin (Michael Stuhlbarg), a being who can see all timelines, they track Boris down. J also learns a secret, something old Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones) had never told him.

Director: Barry Sonnenfeld
Writer: Etan Cohen, Lowell Cunningham (based on the Malibu comic by)
Production: Amblin Entertainment, Parkes/MacDonald
Year: 2012
MetaScore: 58/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: $179,020,854
Released: 25 May 2012
Awards: 1 win & 13 nominations.


92 Clips & Quotes

I call ladies  O - Men in Black 3 00:18 I call ladies O That was a close one - Men in Black 3 00:32 That was a close one Don't badmouth your old man - Men in Black 3 00:32 Don't badmouth your old man Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to - Men in Black 3 00:54 Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to But where there is death - Men in Black 3 00:49 But where there is death Have you seen him - Men in Black 3 00:31 Have you seen him That's for lying to me - Men in Black 3 00:18 That's for lying to me Who are you - Men in Black 3 01:29 Who are you How old are you - Men in Black 3 00:16 How old are you I didn't see anything - Men in Black 3 00:22 I didn't see anything Not this time - Men in Black 3 00:10 Not this time What's your plan - Men in Black 3 00:52 What's your plan The bitterest truth is better than the sweetest lie - Men in Black 3 00:17 The bitterest truth is better than the sweetest lie That is an Earth fish - Men in Black 3 00:27 That is an Earth fish It'll be my most favourite moment in human history - Men in Black 3 00:39 It'll be my most favourite moment in human history What the hell happened to you - Men in Black 3 00:27 What the hell happened to you Everything you told me yesterday - Men in Black 3 01:51 Everything you told me yesterday Let's agree to disagree - Men in Black 3 00:19 Let's agree to disagree Trying to blow my cover - Men in Black 3 00:33 Trying to blow my cover That means you were there - Men in Black 3 00:34 That means you were there I can never bear to watch this part - Men in Black 3 00:46 I can never bear to watch this part Boris the Animal - Men in Black 3 00:15 Boris the Animal You need to turn the electricity on that damn thing - Men in Black 3 00:29 You need to turn the electricity on that damn thing Is one where you tell the truth - Men in Black 3 00:19 Is one where you tell the truth That's a real bummer about your buddy - Men in Black 3 00:42 That's a real bummer about your buddy It's just Boris - Men in Black 3 00:10 It's just Boris Thank you - Men in Black 3 01:08 Thank you If I go first - Men in Black 3 01:12 If I go first There's no such thing as time travel - Men in Black 3 00:51 There's no such thing as time travel How are you - Men in Black 3 03:04 How are you I promised the secrets of the universe - Men in Black 3 00:54 I promised the secrets of the universe First of all - Men in Black 3 02:53 First of all You said we don't talk - Men in Black 3 02:07 You said we don't talk You want to see more - Men in Black 3 00:24 You want to see more An eye exam - Men in Black 3 00:46 An eye exam There are things out there you don't need to know about - Men in Black 3 00:54 There are things out there you don't need to know about I am getting too old for this - Men in Black 3 00:19 I am getting too old for this I'm better than me - Men in Black 3 00:11 I'm better than me You got me - Men in Black 3 00:20 You got me Mind if I open a window - Men in Black 3 00:15 Mind if I open a window It wasn't the best time for your people - Men in Black 3 00:45 It wasn't the best time for your people For such an ungainly species - Men in Black 3 00:39 For such an ungainly species This is what we get - Men in Black 3 01:26 This is what we get I wouldn't - Men in Black 3 00:18 I wouldn't I feel younger already - Men in Black 3 00:12 I feel younger already You look like you come from the planet - Men in Black 3 00:15 You look like you come from the planet That's a big phone - Men in Black 3 00:17 That's a big phone We did love the cake - Men in Black 3 00:11 We did love the cake Boris the Animal has a visitor - Men in Black 3 00:20 Boris the Animal has a visitor Can I help you - Men in Black 3 00:26 Can I help you We'll take it from here - Men in Black 3 00:12 We'll take it from here This is the real deal - Men in Black 3 00:15 This is the real deal Obadiah Price - Men in Black 3 00:39 Obadiah Price Is there anybody here who is NOT an alien - Men in Black 3 00:15 Is there anybody here who is NOT an alien I got larva to feed - Men in Black 3 00:11 I got larva to feed Why don't you come back later - Men in Black 3 00:20 Why don't you come back later In the future - Men in Black 3 00:16 In the future Who are  you - Men in Black 3 02:53 Who are you You helped Boris the Animal time jump - Men in Black 3 00:40 You helped Boris the Animal time jump We don't have a lot of time - Men in Black 3 00:18 We don't have a lot of time I doubt it - Men in Black 3 01:01 I doubt it We're here - Men in Black 3 01:16 We're here So this is how you see things - Men in Black 3 05:11 So this is how you see things Glamourian - Men in Black 3 01:26 Glamourian How's it going - Men in Black 3 02:59 How's it going Do you know the most destructive force in the universe - Men in Black 3 00:18 Do you know the most destructive force in the universe This is my NEW favourite moment in human history - Men in Black 3 00:32 This is my NEW favourite moment in human history There will always be death - Men in Black 3 00:49 There will always be death Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to - Men in Black 3 00:27 Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to And what do you know - Men in Black 3 01:21 And what do you know I can see why I recruited you - Men in Black 3 00:27 I can see why I recruited you And I'm not gonna relax 'cause we're running out of time - Men in Black 3 02:24 And I'm not gonna relax 'cause we're running out of time Where's Griffin - Men in Black 3 02:24 Where's Griffin You pathetic waste of Boglodite flesh - Men in Black 3 01:49 You pathetic waste of Boglodite flesh I worked for Zed for over 40 years - Men in Black 3 01:28 I worked for Zed for over 40 years So you told your kid it ran away but what you really did was flushed it down the toilet - Men in Black 3 01:06 So you told your kid it ran away but what you really did was... You're gonna lose - Men in Black 3 00:15 You're gonna lose You'll do better than that at my funeral - Men in Black 3 01:07 You'll do better than that at my funeral I'm gonna need my gun - Men in Black 3 00:11 I'm gonna need my gun That's not an eye exam - Men in Black 3 00:44 That's not an eye exam What did you show him - Men in Black 3 00:23 What did you show him What can I do you for - Men in Black 3 02:46 What can I do you for I prefer to do both - Men in Black 3 00:11 I prefer to do both If you see Boris tomorrow - Men in Black 3 00:16 If you see Boris tomorrow Is that chocolate milk - Men in Black 3 00:26 Is that chocolate milk Tell her I'm filming this man eating a hamburger - Men in Black 3 00:21 Tell her I'm filming this man eating a hamburger If you want to keep that - Men in Black 3 00:16 If you want to keep that Let's rewrite history - Men in Black 3 00:11 Let's rewrite history You don't know it - Men in Black 3 00:16 You don't know it You've got to fake my death - Men in Black 3 00:32 You've got to fake my death I did make you a promise - Men in Black 3 00:15 I did make you a promise I gotta tell you - Men in Black 3 00:42 I gotta tell you

Cast

Agent J - Will Smith
Agent K - Tommy Lee Jones
Young Agent K - Josh Brolin
Boris The Animal - Jemaine Clement
Agent O - Emma Thompson
Colonel - Mike Colter
Boris' Girlfriend - Nicole Scherzinger
Jeffrey Price - Michael Chernus
Young Agent O - Alice Eve
Agent X - David Rasche
Mr. Wu - Keone Young
Andy Warhol - Bill Hader
Colonel's Son - Cayen Martin
Prison Guard #1 - Clarke Thorell
Prison Guard #2 - Adam Mucci
Prison Guard #3 - Tom McComas
Prison Guard #4 - Douglas Crosby
2012 MIB HQ Guard - Woodie King Jr.
1969 MIB HQ Guard - Jack O'Connell
1969 MIB Agent #1 - Tobias Segal
1969 MIB Agent #2 - Jon Shaver
1969 MIB Agent #3 (as Geritt Vandermeer) - Gerritt Vandermeer
Little Chocolate Milk Girl - Violet O'Hara
Coney Island Hippie - Valence Thomas
Coney Island Flower Child - Chloe Sonnenfeld
Obadiah Price - Lanny Flaherty
MIB Desk Agent - Jonathan O'Hara
Brain Alien - Rick Baker
New York Mets Fan #1 - Joseph D'Onofrio
New York Mets Fan #2 - Joseph R. Gannascoli
Diner Waitress - Katy Frame
Funky 60's Dude - Kevin Townley
Muscle Boy at Happening - Tyler Johnson
Muscle Boy's Girlfriend at Happening - Kati Rediger
Air Force MP #1 - Victor Joel Ortiz
Air Force MP #2 - Charlie Barnett
Car Theft Victim - Ian Blackman
Hotel Doorman - Jeremy Beiler
Screaming Lady on Ferris Wheel - Liliane Klein
Detained Teenage Alien (as Britt Johnson) - Britt Chandler Johnson
Neil Armstrong - Jared Johnston
Buzz Aldrin - Ken Arnold
Michael Collins - Jonathan Drew
1969 Man in Elevator - Joel Brady
Roman The Fabulist - David Pittu
Bowling Ball Head - Lenny Venito
Four-Armed Alien - Anthony J. Gallo
1969 NYPD Cop #1 - James Martin Kelly
1969 NYPD Cop #2 - Will McLaughlin
Mr. Wu's Bartender - Kimmy Suzuki
Dead Zed - Kirk Larsen
Transvestite at Happening (as Javier Jose Rivera Nieves) - Javier Rivera
Husband Watching Launch - Barry Sonnenfeld
Wife Watching Launch - Susan Ringo
Young Wife #1 Watching Launch - Stephanie Ellis
Young Husband #1 Watching Launch (as Ben Brown) - Ben Mac Brown
Young Wife #2 Watching Launch - Amy Erwitt
Worm (voice) - Brad Abrell
Worm (voice) - Tim Blaney
Worm (voice) - Thom Fountain
Worm (voice) - Carl J. Johnson
Civilian - Joseph M. Abbott
Pedestrian - January Adams
Glamourian - Karin Agstam
Background Alien - Todd Anthony
Nico - Aprella
Agent AA - Will Arnett
60s Patron - Solima Arnold
Cameraman - Andrew Ayala
Strange Woman - Jennifer Bartels
1969 Pedestrian - Leslie Batiste
Secretary - Victoria Beltran
Lunar Guard - Gary Berard
Hippie - Brett Berg
Alien on TV Monitors - Justin Bieber
MIB Tech #1 - Dan Bittner
Linguist - Rachel Black
Moon Prisoner - Peter Bond
Zebra Handler / Waiter - Michael C. Brennan
Coney Island Beachgoer - Roger Brenner
Alien on TV Monitors - Tim Burton
Technician - Geoffrey Cantor
Apollo 11 Reporter - Jared Christopherson
Pedestrian - Stephen Cofield
Inmate - David Cohen
Wall Street Guy - Michael Connolly
Warhol Party Biker - Clem Cote
MIB Agent #5 - Intern - Kevin Covais
Young Jean Shrimpton - Natalie Daniels
Apollo 11 Spectator - Alan Davis
Soldier - Kelvin Davis
MIB agent - Michael Dean
Aliens (voice) - Angela Dee
Lunar Guard - Walter DeForest
Warhol Factory Guest - Nando Del Castillo
Baby Jane Holzer - Sally Del Castillo
Sunbather - Joseph Dimartino
Light Bike Guy 1 - Joe Remy Dolinsky
Alien Bullfrong - Michael Donaldson
City Construction Worker - M.J. Dougherty
Secretary - Robin Ellsworth
Shadow Boris - Robert Farrior
Huey Newton, Black Panther Leader - Dennis Jay Funny
Alien on TV Monitors - Lady Gaga
MIB Agent R - Roy William Gardner
Alien on TV Monitor (archive footage) - Bill Gates
Bubblehead - Chris Gober
1969 Sailor - Adrian Gorbaliuk
Media Reporter - Philip Greene
Painted Girl - Amanda Greer
Stadium Agent - Josh Grisetti
1969 Baseball Spectator - Darryl Reuben Hall
Ultra Violet - Erica Lee Hammond
'60s Hipster - Brandon Lee Harris
1960s Pedestrian - Michael C Hoaglin
Pedestrian with Stroller - Patricia Hodges
Tourist Dad - Alien - Allen Holloway
Black Panther - Mike Holt
Pedestrian with Shopping Cart - Rosemary Howard
Downtown Hipster - Mela Hudson
Cleon Jones - Rodney Jackson
Tommy Agee - Tony Joe
Miss Coney Island 1969 - Mina Joo
Hand double - Josh Brolin - Jeff Joslin
1960's Teenager - Kim Kauffman
Lunar Inmate - Tony Kost
European tourist - Michael Koster
Headquarters Secretary - Erin Lindsey Krom
NYC Pedestrian - Bocker T Labradoodle
Party Attendee - Josh LaCount
Actor - Ryan LaMarca
Extra / Party Goer - Errol Laurie
Prison Guard Burke - Addison LeMay
MIB Agent - Jian Leonardo
NASA Cameraman - Paul Jude Letersky
Silver Space Man - David Leviev
Feelers / Colussus - Jason Liles
Alien - Pretzel Guy - Chuck Lines
FBI Agent - Jerry Lobrow
Coney Island Sunbather - Liz Logan
1969 MIB Agent - Benjamin Lott
Warhol Factory Art Enthusiast - David Macerelli
Businessman - Ron Maestri
Man in Black / 60's Patron - Raymond Mamrak
Diner Cop - Joe Mancini
Swat Team Member - Tom Margiotta
Coney Island Pedestrian - Branden Marlowe
Lunar Guard - Josh McBride
Apollo 11 Spectator - Michael McDonald
MIB Scientist - Randall McNeal
MIB Guard - Alpheus Merchant
Mother / Pedestrian - Dorothy Meyers
Warhol Waiter - Derek Michaels
Lunar Guard - Dushawn Moses
Blue-skinned Alien - Judy Murdock
Bathing Beauty - Michelle Nagell
1969 Party Girl - Erin Neufer
Society Lady - Nancy Ozelli
Ken Boswell 69 Met 2nd baseman - Loukas Papas
1969 MIB Agent - Mark J. Parker
Lunar Prison Guard - Brian James Pepe
Coney Island Pedestrian - Perri Pierre
Party Guest - Jada Pinkett Smith
Wushu Assassin - Mike Pyle
Wushu Assassin - Kevin Randleman
MIB Agent - Mark Reay
Movie Extra - Veronika Ann Rees
Pedestrian - Darwin Reina
Warhol Waiter - Matthew Renskers
Apollo Reporter - Tom Rhoads
Pedestrian - Jesse Ridgway
Alien - One Eyed Willie - Sean Roman
Business Man - Joseph L. Rubino
Lunar Guard - Tyler Rumsey
Alien-esque - Joe Rusnak
Apollo 11 Spectator - Michelle Santiago
TV News Cameraman - Chuck Schanamann
1969 Newsstand Vendor - Tony Shalhoub
Anchorman - David Adam Smith
MIB Agent - Coley Speaks
Coney Island Resident - Nate Steinwachs
1969 Man in MIB HQ - Howard Stern
Jive Afro Artist - Jamaal Stone
Warhol Factory Guest - Tyler Stone
Sunbather - Jay Storey
Warhol Girl - Francesca Tedeschi
1969 Cape Kennedy Attendant - Tuna Tekeli
Large-Headed Alien at Funeral - Rip Torn
Skinny Rocker - Wesley Tunison
Background - Peter Gordon Uliano
1969 MIB Secretary #1 - Eha Urbsalu
Violet Skinned Alien - Stella Velon
MIB Agent - Steven Vigil
Pedestrian - Bo Welch
1969 Cameraman - Cris Williams
MIB Agent - Adrian Winther
Sunbather - John Zion
Prisoner - Alex Ziwak
'60s Long Hair Guy -