"Men in Black 3" quotes

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Agents J and K are back...in time. J has seen some inexplicable things in his 15 years with the Men in Black, but nothing, not even aliens, perplexes him as much as his wry, reticent partner. But when K's life and the fate of the planet are put at stake, Agent J will have to travel back in time to put things right. J discovers that there are secrets to the universe that K never told him - secrets that will reveal themselves as he teams up with the young Agent K to save his partner, the agency, and the future of humankind.

Director: Barry Sonnenfeld
Writer: Etan Cohen, Lowell Cunningham
Production: N/A
Year: 2012
MetaScore: 58/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: $179,020,854
Released: 25 May 2012
Awards: 1 win & 13 nominations

225 Clips

Did we go to Wu's last night - Men in Black 3 00:19
Did we go to Wu's last night
Oh dear - Men in Black 3 00:06
Oh dear
Who's that guy - Men in Black 3 00:12
Who's that guy
Things are good - Men in Black 3 00:51
Things are good
So this is how you see things - Men in Black 3 00:12
So this is how you see things
So what are you doin' on my turf - Men in Black 3 00:32
So what are you doin' on my turf
This ain't a conjugal visit - Men in Black 3 00:10
This ain't a conjugal visit
Why don't you come back later - Men in Black 3 00:08
Why don't you come back later
You helped Boris the Animal time jump - Men in Black 3 00:23
You helped Boris the Animal time jump
No human could defeat me - Men in Black 3 01:13
No human could defeat me
That's what I'm talking about - Men in Black 3 00:08
That's what I'm talking about
Hey slick - Men in Black 3 00:10
Hey slick
I got larva to feed - Men in Black 3 00:05
I got larva to feed
It's something worse than the tick - Men in Black 3 00:05
It's something worse than the tick
We don't have a lot of time - Men in Black 3 00:15
We don't have a lot of time
Something that ain't got nothing to do with nothing - Men in Black 3 00:13
Something that ain't got nothing to do with nothing
Where you been man - Men in Black 3 00:39
Where you been man
Except I would just throw the ball and it'd hit the wall - Men in Black 3 00:58
Except I would just throw the ball and it'd hit the wall
Why are you looking at me - Men in Black 3 00:18
Why are you looking at me
Oh man this coffee tastes like dirt - Men in Black 3 00:08
Oh man this coffee tastes like dirt
I bet I know what went on between you and O - Men in Black 3 00:20
I bet I know what went on between you and O
Agent K - Men in Black 3 00:15
Agent K
Who is the Spiky Bulba for - Men in Black 3 00:06
Who is the Spiky Bulba for
We'll take it from here - Men in Black 3 00:06
We'll take it from here
You look like you come from the planet - Men in Black 3 00:06
You look like you come from the planet
He'll be here in two minutes - Men in Black 3 00:20
He'll be here in two minutes
It hits - Men in Black 3 00:48
It hits
You lose something over here Hondo - Men in Black 3 00:06
You lose something over here Hondo
We timed the launch - Men in Black 3 00:13
We timed the launch
Boris the Animal - Men in Black 3 00:15
Boris the Animal
Now I want some pie K I want some pie - Men in Black 3 00:07
Now I want some pie K I want some pie
Look K - Men in Black 3 00:29
Look K
Let's rewrite history - Men in Black 3 00:14
Let's rewrite history
Is there anybody here who is NOT an alien - Men in Black 3 00:08
Is there anybody here who is NOT an alien
When you're lying show me - Men in Black 3 00:46
When you're lying show me
I gotta tell you - Men in Black 3 00:23
I gotta tell you
Some job you got there - Men in Black 3 00:15
Some job you got there
You don't know it - Men in Black 3 00:07
You don't know it
Boris the Animal was the only suspect - Men in Black 3 00:06
Boris the Animal was the only suspect
If you see Boris tomorrow - Men in Black 3 00:12
If you see Boris tomorrow
I feel younger already - Men in Black 3 00:10
I feel younger already
We did love the cake - Men in Black 3 00:05
We did love the cake
I prefer to do both - Men in Black 3 00:12
I prefer to do both
That's a big phone - Men in Black 3 00:07
That's a big phone
This is the real deal - Men in Black 3 00:16
This is the real deal
In human history - Men in Black 3 00:17
In human history
Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to - Men in Black 3 00:36
Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to
Mind if I open a window - Men in Black 3 00:07
Mind if I open a window
Sir if I may - Men in Black 3 00:04
Sir if I may
If you want to keep that - Men in Black 3 00:13
If you want to keep that
Tell her I'm filming this man eating a hamburger - Men in Black 3 00:17
Tell her I'm filming this man eating a hamburger
This is what we get - Men in Black 3 00:20
This is what we get
Trying to blow my cover - Men in Black 3 00:30
Trying to blow my cover
You know how your kid won the goldfish in that little baggie - Men in Black 3 00:13
You know how your kid won the goldfish in that little baggie
Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to - Men in Black 3 00:26
Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to
Where's your partner He went home - Men in Black 3 00:06
Where's your partner He went home
I'm better than me - Men in Black 3 00:04
I'm better than me
I am getting too old for this - Men in Black 3 00:09
I am getting too old for this
You need to turn the electricity on that damn thing - Men in Black 3 00:11
You need to turn the electricity on that damn thing
You've got to fake my death - Men in Black 3 00:12
You've got to fake my death
For such an ungainly species - Men in Black 3 00:16
For such an ungainly species
What can I do you for - Men in Black 3 01:12
What can I do you for
You'll do better than that at my funeral - Men in Black 3 00:35
You'll do better than that at my funeral
It wasn't the best time for your people - Men in Black 3 00:23
It wasn't the best time for your people
I'm gonna need my gun - Men in Black 3 00:14
I'm gonna need my gun
Throughout the universe and he is serving life on Lunar Max - Men in Black 3 00:11
Throughout the universe and he is serving life on Lunar Max
Can I help you - Men in Black 3 00:39
Can I help you
That's not an eye exam - Men in Black 3 00:20
That's not an eye exam
You want to see more - Men in Black 3 00:08
You want to see more
You said we don't talk - Men in Black 3 01:07
You said we don't talk
There are things out there you don't need to know - Men in Black 3 00:08
There are things out there you don't need to know
You're gonna lose - Men in Black 3 00:06
You're gonna lose
A miracle - Men in Black 3 00:11
A miracle
And I'm not gonna relax 'cause we're running out of time - Men in Black 3 01:04
And I'm not gonna relax 'cause we're running out of time
So you told your kid it ran away but what you really did was flushed it down the toilet - Men in Black 3 00:17
So you told your kid it ran away but what you really did was...
You haven't changed very much I see the arm I shot off is still shot off - Men in Black 3 01:07
You haven't changed very much I see the arm I shot off is...
What did you show him - Men in Black 3 00:06
What did you show him
It's just Boris - Men in Black 3 00:09
It's just Boris
Boris the Animal - Men in Black 3 00:19
Boris the Animal
That's a real bummer about your buddy - Men in Black 3 00:21
That's a real bummer about your buddy
Let's agree to disagree - Men in Black 3 00:15
Let's agree to disagree
Is one where you tell the truth - Men in Black 3 00:10
Is one where you tell the truth
I can never bear to watch this part - Men in Black 3 00:09
I can never bear to watch this part
I was waiting for my girl - Men in Black 3 00:05
I was waiting for my girl
You pathetic waste of Boglodite flesh - Men in Black 3 00:45
You pathetic waste of Boglodite flesh
What's your plan - Men in Black 3 00:28
What's your plan
It'll be my most favourite moment in human history - Men in Black 3 00:17
It'll be my most favourite moment in human history
That means you were there - Men in Black 3 00:21
That means you were there
Go ahead - Men in Black 3 00:09
Go ahead
And what do you know - Men in Black 3 00:39
And what do you know
Everything you told me yesterday - Men in Black 3 00:35
Everything you told me yesterday
I will tell you the only thing you ever need to know - Men in Black 3 00:14
I will tell you the only thing you ever need to know
What the hell happened to you - Men in Black 3 00:23
What the hell happened to you
That is an Earth fish - Men in Black 3 00:11
That is an Earth fish
How old are you - Men in Black 3 00:10
How old are you
Have you seen him - Men in Black 3 00:48
Have you seen him
There's no such thing as time travel - Men in Black 3 00:21
There's no such thing as time travel
You are suspended for two weeks - Men in Black 3 00:09
You are suspended for two weeks
That's for lying to me - Men in Black 3 00:10
That's for lying to me
I didn't see anything - Men in Black 3 00:06
I didn't see anything
But where there is death - Men in Black 3 00:30
But where there is death
The bitterest truth is better than the sweetest lie - Men in Black 3 00:08
The bitterest truth is better than the sweetest lie
That was a close one - Men in Black 3 00:14
That was a close one
Do you know the most destructive force in the universe - Men in Black 3 00:11
Do you know the most destructive force in the universe
Just because you see a black man driving a car - Men in Black 3 00:31
Just because you see a black man driving a car
Don't badmouth your old man - Men in Black 3 00:25
Don't badmouth your old man
Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to - Men in Black 3 00:15
Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to
I call ladies  O - Men in Black 3 00:13
I call ladies O
I'll take you to K - Men in Black 3 00:17
I'll take you to K
How's it going - Men in Black 3 00:35
How's it going
So this is how you see things This is amazing - Men in Black 3 00:09
So this is how you see things This is amazing
What are you doing on my turf - Men in Black 3 00:27
What are you doing on my turf
Chocolate milk sir - Men in Black 3 00:34
Chocolate milk sir
Where you been man It was like an hour ago - Men in Black 3 00:36
Where you been man It was like an hour ago
I played a game with my dad - Men in Black 3 00:36
I played a game with my dad
Agent K - Men in Black 3 00:10
Agent K
Password - Men in Black 3 00:07
Password
You helped Boris the Animal time jump - Men in Black 3 00:20
You helped Boris the Animal time jump
I'd kill you right now if I didn't value my own life - Men in Black 3 00:34
I'd kill you right now if I didn't value my own life
There's a reason we don't have these in the future - Men in Black 3 00:04
There's a reason we don't have these in the future
I might have cooked him too long Thought I'd walk him out - Men in Black 3 00:05
I might have cooked him too long Thought I'd walk him out
Why don't you come back - Men in Black 3 00:08
Why don't you come back
Griffin right - Men in Black 3 00:20
Griffin right
You know there's a really high possibility now - Men in Black 3 00:18
You know there's a really high possibility now
K come on I got larvae to feed - Men in Black 3 00:04
K come on I got larvae to feed
Questions No Thank you for this colonel - Men in Black 3 00:14
Questions No Thank you for this colonel
Four Three Two - Men in Black 3 00:29
Four Three Two
Actually Mr Warhol I gotta tell you I love your work - Men in Black 3 00:19
Actually Mr Warhol I gotta tell you I love your work
Boris You promised to take me with you - Men in Black 3 00:14
Boris You promised to take me with you
Boris the Animal - Men in Black 3 00:06
Boris the Animal
You helped Boris the Animal time jump - Men in Black 3 00:04
You helped Boris the Animal time jump
Is there anybody here who's not an alien - Men in Black 3 00:04
Is there anybody here who's not an alien
We'll take it from here - Men in Black 3 00:03
We'll take it from here
Man you look like you come from the planet - Men in Black 3 00:05
Man you look like you come from the planet
Do I know you - Men in Black 3 00:23
Do I know you
Let's rewrite history shall we K - Men in Black 3 00:06
Let's rewrite history shall we K
Sorry darling We did love the cake - Men in Black 3 00:05
Sorry darling We did love the cake
That's a big ass phone - Men in Black 3 00:07
That's a big ass phone
He did his job - Men in Black 3 00:32
He did his job
Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to - Men in Black 3 00:17
Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to
You don't know it K but you're already dead - Men in Black 3 00:05
You don't know it K but you're already dead
Rather hot in here Mind if I open a window - Men in Black 3 00:06
Rather hot in here Mind if I open a window
When you see Boris tomorrow K kill him Do not arrest him kill him - Men in Black 3 00:07
When you see Boris tomorrow K kill him Do not arrest him...
I feel younger already - Men in Black 3 00:04
I feel younger already
Make love not war - Men in Black 3 00:07
Make love not war
Is the real deal Time jump gear - Men in Black 3 00:13
Is the real deal Time jump gear
Oh dear - Men in Black 3 00:36
Oh dear
Far out man - Men in Black 3 00:12
Far out man
Andy Yoko's here - Men in Black 3 00:17
Andy Yoko's here
You know how you're on a plane and you're asked to turn your phone off - Men in Black 3 00:20
You know how you're on a plane and you're asked to turn your...
Damn it K Are you trying to blow my cover - Men in Black 3 00:30
Damn it K Are you trying to blow my cover
You gotta fake my death okay - Men in Black 3 00:12
You gotta fake my death okay
For such an ungainly species they've thrived on Earth - Men in Black 3 00:11
For such an ungainly species they've thrived on Earth
Where'd you get the car And the suit - Men in Black 3 00:37
Where'd you get the car And the suit
Do not lose that time device - Men in Black 3 00:22
Do not lose that time device
I win I'm better than me - Men in Black 3 00:04
I win I'm better than me
Man I am getting too old for this - Men in Black 3 00:08
Man I am getting too old for this
You all right - Men in Black 3 00:33
You all right
You did the future thing What did you show him - Men in Black 3 00:06
You did the future thing What did you show him
Very traditional in China You arrest me - Men in Black 3 00:19
Very traditional in China You arrest me
Oh all right You know what Agent K - Men in Black 3 00:07
Oh all right You know what Agent K
Yeah you and O - Men in Black 3 00:35
Yeah you and O
That's not possible - Men in Black 3 00:15
That's not possible
I don't like it I hate going in blind I'm gonna need my gun - Men in Black 3 00:06
I don't like it I hate going in blind I'm gonna need my gun
You need to turn the electricity down on that damn thing - Men in Black 3 00:10
You need to turn the electricity down on that damn thing
Can I help you - Men in Black 3 00:34
Can I help you
Can you promise if I go first you'll do better than that at my funeral - Men in Black 3 00:31
Can you promise if I go first you'll do better than that at...
It's just Boris - Men in Black 3 00:05
It's just Boris
He's been dead for over 40 years - Men in Black 3 00:36
He's been dead for over 40 years
I'm not gonna relax because we're running out of time - Men in Black 3 00:35
I'm not gonna relax because we're running out of time
Thank you - Men in Black 3 00:17
Thank you
Don't put me in here K - Men in Black 3 00:08
Don't put me in here K
Oh wait How come I remember K but nobody else does - Men in Black 3 00:19
Oh wait How come I remember K but nobody else does
1969 All right - Men in Black 3 00:19
1969 All right
Is one where you tell the truth - Men in Black 3 00:06
Is one where you tell the truth
Agents I have no problem - Men in Black 3 00:33
Agents I have no problem
You're gonna lose - Men in Black 3 00:05
You're gonna lose
You pathetic waste of Boglodite flesh - Men in Black 3 00:34
You pathetic waste of Boglodite flesh
I lost my planet - Men in Black 3 00:13
I lost my planet
Last chance who are you and what do you know - Men in Black 3 00:36
Last chance who are you and what do you know
J everything you told me yesterday you were right as rain - Men in Black 3 00:30
J everything you told me yesterday you were right as rain
I see why I recruited you - Men in Black 3 00:20
I see why I recruited you
What's your plan - Men in Black 3 00:24
What's your plan
That is an Earth fish - Men in Black 3 00:10
That is an Earth fish
Hey man how old are you - Men in Black 3 00:10
Hey man how old are you
There's no such thing as time travel - Men in Black 3 00:20
There's no such thing as time travel
I mean who is he to you - Men in Black 3 00:34
I mean who is he to you
You are suspended for two weeks Bullshit - Men in Black 3 00:07
You are suspended for two weeks Bullshit
If we call this in - Men in Black 3 00:06
If we call this in
That's for lying to me - Men in Black 3 00:10
That's for lying to me
The bitterest truth is better than the sweetest lies - Men in Black 3 00:05
The bitterest truth is better than the sweetest lies
You'll be my new favorite moment - Men in Black 3 00:10
You'll be my new favorite moment
There's no other way - Men in Black 3 00:26
There's no other way
Thirty seconds I have to go - Men in Black 3 00:33
Thirty seconds I have to go
You know the most destructive force in the universe - Men in Black 3 00:10
You know the most destructive force in the universe
Anywhere near this rocket when it takes off - Men in Black 3 00:16
Anywhere near this rocket when it takes off
I have rights and I demand to see my lawyer - Men in Black 3 00:30
I have rights and I demand to see my lawyer
No I call ladies O - Men in Black 3 00:12
No I call ladies O
They have these in the future - Men in Black 3 00:21
They have these in the future
I did make you a promise - Men in Black 3 00:11
I did make you a promise
I promised the secrets of the universe - Men in Black 3 00:16
I promised the secrets of the universe
There are things out there you don't need to know about - Men in Black 3 00:56
There are things out there you don't need to know about
Is that chocolate milk - Men in Black 3 00:26
Is that chocolate milk
I worked for Zed for over 40 years - Men in Black 3 01:30
I worked for Zed for over 40 years
Where's Griffin - Men in Black 3 02:16
Where's Griffin
I can see why I recruited you - Men in Black 3 00:29
I can see why I recruited you
This is my NEW favourite moment in human history - Men in Black 3 00:27
This is my NEW favourite moment in human history
There will always be death - Men in Black 3 00:51
There will always be death
In the future - Men in Black 3 00:16
In the future
If I go first - Men in Black 3 01:12
If I go first
I wouldn't - Men in Black 3 00:18
I wouldn't
I doubt it - Men in Black 3 01:01
I doubt it
How's it going - Men in Black 3 02:59
How's it going
How are you - Men in Black 3 03:04
How are you
Glamourian - Men in Black 3 01:26
Glamourian
First of all - Men in Black 3 02:53
First of all
Boris the Animal has a visitor - Men in Black 3 00:20
Boris the Animal has a visitor
An eye exam - Men in Black 3 00:46
An eye exam
You got me - Men in Black 3 00:20
You got me
Who are  you - Men in Black 3 02:53
Who are you
Who are you - Men in Black 3 01:29
Who are you
We're here - Men in Black 3 01:16
We're here
Thank you - Men in Black 3 01:08
Thank you
Obadiah Price - Men in Black 3 00:39
Obadiah Price
Not this time - Men in Black 3 00:10
Not this time

Cast

Agent J - Will Smith
Agent K - Tommy Lee Jones
Young Agent K - Josh Brolin
Boris The Animal - Jemaine Clement
Agent O - Emma Thompson
Colonel - Mike Colter
Boris' Girlfriend - Nicole Scherzinger
Jeffrey Price - Michael Chernus
Young Agent O - Alice Eve
Agent X - David Rasche
Mr. Wu - Keone Young
Andy Warhol - Bill Hader
Colonel's Son - Cayen Martin
Prison Guard #1 - Clarke Thorell
Prison Guard #2 - Adam Mucci
Prison Guard #3 - Tom McComas
Prison Guard #4 - Douglas Crosby
2012 MIB HQ Guard - Woodie King Jr.
1969 MIB HQ Guard - Jack O'Connell
1969 MIB Agent #1 - Tobias Segal
1969 MIB Agent #2 - Jon Shaver
1969 MIB Agent #3 (as Geritt Vandermeer) - Gerritt Vandermeer
Little Chocolate Milk Girl - Violet O'Hara
Coney Island Hippie - Valence Thomas
Coney Island Flower Child - Chloe Sonnenfeld
Obadiah Price - Lanny Flaherty
MIB Desk Agent - Jonathan O'Hara
Brain Alien - Rick Baker
New York Mets Fan #1 - Joseph D'Onofrio
New York Mets Fan #2 - Joseph R. Gannascoli
Diner Waitress - Katy Frame
Funky 60's Dude - Kevin Townley
Muscle Boy at Happening - Tyler Johnson
Muscle Boy's Girlfriend at Happening - Kati Rediger
Air Force MP #1 - Victor Joel Ortiz
Air Force MP #2 - Charlie Barnett
Car Theft Victim - Ian Blackman
Hotel Doorman - Jeremy Beiler
Screaming Lady on Ferris Wheel - Liliane Klein
Detained Teenage Alien (as Britt Johnson) - Britt Chandler Johnson
Neil Armstrong - Jared Johnston
Buzz Aldrin - Ken Arnold
Michael Collins - Jonathan Drew
1969 Man in Elevator - Joel Brady
Roman The Fabulist - David Pittu
Bowling Ball Head - Lenny Venito
Four-Armed Alien - Anthony J. Gallo
1969 NYPD Cop #1 - James Martin Kelly
1969 NYPD Cop #2 - Will McLaughlin
Mr. Wu's Bartender - Kimmy Suzuki
Dead Zed - Kirk Larsen
Transvestite at Happening (as Javier Jose Rivera Nieves) - Javier Rivera
Husband Watching Launch - Barry Sonnenfeld
Wife Watching Launch - Susan Ringo
Young Wife #1 Watching Launch - Stephanie Ellis
Young Husband #1 Watching Launch (as Ben Brown) - Ben Mac Brown
Young Wife #2 Watching Launch - Amy Erwitt
Worm (voice) - Brad Abrell
Worm (voice) - Tim Blaney
Worm (voice) - Thom Fountain
Worm (voice) - Carl J. Johnson
Civilian - Joseph M. Abbott
Pedestrian - January Adams
Glamourian - Karin Agstam
Background Alien - Todd Anthony
Nico - Aprella
Agent AA - Will Arnett
60s Patron - Solima Arnold
Cameraman - Andrew Ayala
Strange Woman - Jennifer Bartels
1969 Pedestrian - Leslie Batiste
Secretary - Victoria Beltran
Lunar Guard - Gary Berard
Hippie - Brett Berg
Alien on TV Monitors - Justin Bieber
MIB Tech #1 - Dan Bittner
Linguist - Rachel Black
Moon Prisoner - Peter Bond
Zebra Handler / Waiter - Michael C. Brennan
Coney Island Beachgoer - Roger Brenner
Alien on TV Monitors - Tim Burton
Technician - Geoffrey Cantor
Apollo 11 Reporter - Jared Christopherson
Pedestrian - Stephen Cofield
Inmate - David Cohen
Wall Street Guy - Michael Connolly
Warhol Party Biker - Clem Cote
MIB Agent #5 - Intern - Kevin Covais
Young Jean Shrimpton - Natalie Daniels
Apollo 11 Spectator - Alan Davis
Soldier - Kelvin Davis
MIB agent - Michael Dean
Aliens (voice) - Angela Dee
Lunar Guard - Walter DeForest
Warhol Factory Guest - Nando Del Castillo
Baby Jane Holzer - Sally Del Castillo
Sunbather - Joseph Dimartino
Light Bike Guy 1 - Joe Remy Dolinsky
Alien Bullfrong - Michael Donaldson
City Construction Worker - M.J. Dougherty
Secretary - Robin Ellsworth
Shadow Boris - Robert Farrior
Huey Newton, Black Panther Leader - Dennis Jay Funny
Alien on TV Monitors - Lady Gaga
MIB Agent R - Roy William Gardner
Alien on TV Monitor (archive footage) - Bill Gates
Bubblehead - Chris Gober
1969 Sailor - Adrian Gorbaliuk
Media Reporter - Philip Greene
Painted Girl - Amanda Greer
Stadium Agent - Josh Grisetti
1969 Baseball Spectator - Darryl Reuben Hall
Ultra Violet - Erica Lee Hammond
'60s Hipster - Brandon Lee Harris
1960s Pedestrian - Michael C Hoaglin
Pedestrian with Stroller - Patricia Hodges
Tourist Dad - Alien - Allen Holloway
Black Panther - Mike Holt
Pedestrian with Shopping Cart - Rosemary Howard
Downtown Hipster - Mela Hudson
Cleon Jones - Rodney Jackson
Tommy Agee - Tony Joe
Miss Coney Island 1969 - Mina Joo
Hand double - Josh Brolin - Jeff Joslin
1960's Teenager - Kim Kauffman
Lunar Inmate - Tony Kost
European tourist - Michael Koster
Headquarters Secretary - Erin Lindsey Krom
NYC Pedestrian - Bocker T Labradoodle
Party Attendee - Josh LaCount
Actor - Ryan LaMarca
Extra / Party Goer - Errol Laurie
Prison Guard Burke - Addison LeMay
MIB Agent - Jian Leonardo
NASA Cameraman - Paul Jude Letersky
Silver Space Man - David Leviev
Feelers / Colussus - Jason Liles
Alien - Pretzel Guy - Chuck Lines
FBI Agent - Jerry Lobrow
Coney Island Sunbather - Liz Logan
1969 MIB Agent - Benjamin Lott
Warhol Factory Art Enthusiast - David Macerelli
Businessman - Ron Maestri
Man in Black / 60's Patron - Raymond Mamrak
Diner Cop - Joe Mancini
Swat Team Member - Tom Margiotta
Coney Island Pedestrian - Branden Marlowe
Lunar Guard - Josh McBride
Apollo 11 Spectator - Michael McDonald
MIB Scientist - Randall McNeal
MIB Guard - Alpheus Merchant
Mother / Pedestrian - Dorothy Meyers
Warhol Waiter - Derek Michaels
Lunar Guard - Dushawn Moses
Blue-skinned Alien - Judy Murdock
Bathing Beauty - Michelle Nagell
1969 Party Girl - Erin Neufer
Society Lady - Nancy Ozelli
Ken Boswell 69 Met 2nd baseman - Loukas Papas
1969 MIB Agent - Mark J. Parker
Lunar Prison Guard - Brian James Pepe
Coney Island Pedestrian - Perri Pierre
Party Guest - Jada Pinkett Smith
Wushu Assassin - Mike Pyle
Wushu Assassin - Kevin Randleman
MIB Agent - Mark Reay
Movie Extra - Veronika Ann Rees
Pedestrian - Darwin Reina
Warhol Waiter - Matthew Renskers
Apollo Reporter - Tom Rhoads
Pedestrian - Jesse Ridgway
Alien - One Eyed Willie - Sean Roman
Business Man - Joseph L. Rubino
Lunar Guard - Tyler Rumsey
Alien-esque - Joe Rusnak
Apollo 11 Spectator - Michelle Santiago
TV News Cameraman - Chuck Schanamann
1969 Newsstand Vendor - Tony Shalhoub
Anchorman - David Adam Smith
MIB Agent - Coley Speaks
Coney Island Resident - Nate Steinwachs
1969 Man in MIB HQ - Howard Stern
Jive Afro Artist - Jamaal Stone
Warhol Factory Guest - Tyler Stone
Sunbather - Jay Storey
Warhol Girl - Francesca Tedeschi
1969 Cape Kennedy Attendant - Tuna Tekeli
Large-Headed Alien at Funeral - Rip Torn
Skinny Rocker - Wesley Tunison
Background - Peter Gordon Uliano
1969 MIB Secretary #1 - Eha Urbsalu
Violet Skinned Alien - Stella Velon
MIB Agent - Steven Vigil
Pedestrian - Bo Welch
1969 Cameraman - Cris Williams
MIB Agent - Adrian Winther
Sunbather - John Zion
Prisoner - Alex Ziwak
'60s Long Hair Guy -