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Chocolate milk sirWhere you been man It was like an hour agoWaitHow long have you been craving chocolatised dairy productsJust todayAre you experiencing headaches DizzinessLoss of balanceAgitation
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Men in Black 3

Damn it, it's not the tick? It's something worse than the tick?

Young Agent:Chocolate milk, sir?Agent J:Where you been man, it's like a hour ago!Agent O:Wait, how long have you been craving chocolatized dairy products?Agent J:Just today.Agent O:Are you experiencing headaches, dizziness, loss of balance?Agent J: Mmm HmmAgent O:Agitation, depression?Agent J:Hell yeah!Agent O:There are only 2 possibilities, 1 is you've been bitten by the horvatian brain tick and could die in horrible agony at any moment...Agent J: Aaaaahhh!Agent O:Damn it.... it's not the tick!Agent J:Damn it, it's not the tick? It's something worse than the tick?

Full Transcript

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Chocolate milk sir
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Where you been man It was like an hour ago
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Wait
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How long have you been craving chocolatised dairy products
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Just today
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Are you experiencing headaches Dizziness
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Loss of balance
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Agitation Depression
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Hell yeah
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Two possibilities One is you've been bitten
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by a Hovartian brain tick
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and could die in horrible agony at any moment
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Damn it It's not the tick
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Damn it it's not the tick
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It's something worse than the tick
Available in 10 languages
Duration
38 seconds
Views
3,513
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:02
Uploaded
Feb 13, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, comedy
Production
Columbia Pictures,Hemisphere Media Capital,Amblin Entertainment,Parkes+MacDonald Image Nation,Image Nation Abu Dhabi

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Movie Summary

Agent J travels in time to M.I.B.'s early days in 1969 to stop an alien from assassinating his friend Agent K and changing history.

Actors

Will Smith
Agent J
Will Smith
Emma Thompson
Agent O
Emma Thompson
It's something worse than the tick - Men in Black 3 00:05
It's something worse than the tick
There's no such thing as time travelWell there is NoThere's notBecause if there werea class one senior agent such as myselfwould have been aware of it wouldn't he haveWere it not classified and way above his pay gradeYou know I need a raise - Men in Black 3 00:20
There's no such thing as time travelWell there is...
How can I help you? - Men in Black 3 00:19
How can I help you?
You helped Boris the Animal time jumpOkay I had to That dude's a freakHe killed my partnerI want to know when and where you sent himWhat you think I keep like a logbookTarget vector July 16 - Men in Black 3 00:20
You helped Boris the Animal time jumpOkay I had to That...
Target vector, July 16... - Men in Black 3 00:14
Target vector, July 16...
1969 All rightThat's a real bummer about your buddyI'm sure he was a great guyBut in terms of the space time continuumyour friend was a little blip on the historical radarThat's a big blip - Men in Black 3 00:19
1969 All rightThat's a real bummer about your...
That's a big blip. - Men in Black 3 01:00
That's a big blip.
Thisis the real deal Time jump gearVery rare very oldBut first we gotta get highHey NoNo No I mean really high - Men in Black 3 00:14
Thisis the real deal Time jump gearVery rare very oldBut...
Do not lose that time deviceor you will be stuck in 1969It wasn't the best time for your peopleI'm just saying It's like a lot cooler nowHow will I know if it worksYou'll either knowor you won't - Men in Black 3 00:22
Do not lose that time deviceor you will be stuck in 1969It...
You must really love this guy to do this. - Men in Black 3 00:21
You must really love this guy to do this.
You must really love this guy to do this. - Men in Black 3 00:08
You must really love this guy to do this.
Oh wait How come I remember K but nobody else doesThat means you were there I was whereIf you survive you gotta come back and tell me everythingWhere was IYou gotta goJust go go go - Men in Black 3 00:18
Oh wait How come I remember K but nobody else doesThat means...
- That means you were there! - Men in Black 3 00:13
- That means you were there!
- My man, what's today? - Men in Black 3 00:15
- My man, what's today?
Far out. - Men in Black 3 00:06
Far out.
Okay, we're here. - Men in Black 3 00:06
Okay, we're here.
- Get us checked in. - Men in Black 3 00:29
- Get us checked in.
Far out, man! - Men in Black 3 00:12
Far out, man!
Make love not warI prefer to do both - Men in Black 3 00:07
Make love not warI prefer to do both
How are you officers What can I do you forWell look at this Power windows power seatsI'll bet you it cost 6 grand YeahYes and it has a roof but it's hiddenHey what kind of work do you doAn individual of yourparticular ethnic persuasionMaybe he's a noted - Men in Black 3 01:22
How are you officers What can I do you forWell look at this...